Let's see. I'm not Scottish, I enjoy sunlit walks on the beach at night, and if you'd ever find a way to change the first and make the second possible, I'd be much obliged. I spend my free time working on pen and paper RPG adventures, while listening to music (which at the moment is Tool, and nothing but Tool). I'm doing this whole fanfiction dealy because it's an easy way to get something more than the blind glowing praise that friends and family give out on my writing, which I plan to take seriously someday. It's in need of improvement, I know. =D

And now, some quotes:

"Clevenger had a mind, and people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times."

Heller

"Life is too serious to be taken seriously."

Wilde

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

Arthur Dent