Catherine Wheels
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since: 01-30-05, id: 749598, Profile Updated: 08-27-11
Author has written 27 stories for Sweeney Todd, Assassins, Wild Party, LaChiusa, Wild Party, Lippa, Misc. Books, Misc. Plays/Musicals, James Bond, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno.

FACTS.

- I am on a long, long fanfiction haitus.

- My posted Hetalia fanfics vary in readability. Some of them are crap.

- I removed the RP write-ups (Red Winter Blossoms and 20 Degrees Celcious) as it was brought to my attention that some readers do, in fact, have standards and upon reflection, it really was tremendously juvenile to write rape/exploitation fiction. The only poor justification I can provide is that it was written during a time period when my RP partner and I were just stepping into the fandom and had a poor understanding of the character dynamics and an even poorer understanding of how problematic it was to continue the fetishization of personal trauma that is prevelant in fanfiction. Since that RP was completed two or so years ago, I have changed as a person and I apologize.

- I believe in FemChina. Not because I am opposed to the idea of a feminine man, but because I believe that a strong and central character in Hetalia should be female. Hungary doesn't count, as she isn't one of the primary Allies.

All characters in my stories on this site belong to their respective creators, unless otherwise stated.

All content with the exception of the characters (meaning all the fanfics) are, obviously, copyright to me.


1. Unfeeling reviews
They are at a stalemate in the new, clean Spain. VidalxCarmen
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-20-11 - Complete
2. The Spoils of Internal War reviews
Germany might have been Spain's closest "friend" but it was England for whom Spain's heart desired. -Historically Based. FascistSpain NaziGermany-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-1-10 - England/Britain & Spain - Complete
3. The Vaguely Romantic Lives of Ordinary People » reviews
Yao can't decide if her regular is a blessing or curse, Anne debates an affair with a French shoe salesman, and Lovina wants her boss to smile for once in his life. Nobody lives in the city for the charm, of course. -FemChina FemEngland FemRomano. AU-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,708 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-24-10 - Published: 8-13-10
4. Laces reviews
Italy wants to be conquered, and Germany needs to make something, anything, right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-23-10 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete
5. Undignified Last Words reviews
America? I never loved the twit. Don't get the wrong idea just because I died for him. -Character Death. Duh-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-25-10 - America & England/Britain - Complete
6. 80 Proof reviews
Poor darling fell from grace and right into my arms. -Russia/FemChina. Fall of the USSR.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-10 - China & Russia - Complete
7. Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The CrossFire » reviews
Why did Lithuania think leaving Russia to live with the resident war-monger was a good idea? Now America has an optimistic, coke-addled plan to 'crack open' China that will bring Lithuania closer to danger, and possibly romance, than he's ever been.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-10-10 - Published: 5-27-10 - Lithuania & China - Complete
8. Whatever Remains reviews
It was always you, Russia, moving back and forth in the soap bubbles of my mind. I loved you, but I didn't leave you. -Russia/China. Stream of consciousness-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-10 - China & Russia - Complete
9. By The Light Of The TV reviews
There was something about Russia that Lithuania couldn't help but love. -Russia/Lithuania, hints of Russia/China-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-12-10 - Russia & Lithuania - Complete
10. 7:30 AM reviews
Eventually, everyone is wounded. And the breakfast ends up burned. -Lithuania/Ukraine, implied Ukraine/Russia. Written as a script.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-12-10 - Ukraine & Lithuania - Complete
11. Epoca Negra reviews
Spain bleeds from his wrists while the blood from the heart on France's sleeve has dried up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-3-10 - Spain & France - Complete
12. By the Time I Get to Phoenix reviews
Lithuania will no longer play the victim, and America has abandoned the part of hero. For once, Russia is on his own, and desperate to know which shoes he will fill. -Russia/Lithuania, Russia/America, slightly historical, fall of the USSR.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-10 - Russia & Lithuania - Complete
13. Gratitude reviews
Even if I die for him, at least he'll know I was loyal. -No Romance. Just Angsty Sibling Fluff-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-11-10 - Russia & Ukraine - Complete
14. Striking Back reviews
The greatest mistake Germany made was thinking that France was weak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-9-10 - France & Germany
15. Starry Night reviews
I do not know which is more beautiful. Raskolnikov or the city tonight. -Slightly AU Crime and Punishment fic. Sonya/Raskolnikov-
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-10
16. Mutually Assured Destruction reviews
At the end of the day, politics determine the bed she sleeps in, and the man she sleeps with. -Copious Amounts of Angst... and gender-bent ! China.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-17-10 - Russia & China - Complete
17. Pavlovian Conditioning reviews
Gifts are given for good behavior, and punishments for bad. But Lithuania knows that it doesn't matter what you bring Russia. Russia never learns, never changes, and never gets better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-10 - Lithuania & Russia - Complete
18. Cyanide and The Old Regime reviews
I'm not blaming Lithuania for what he did. I simply wish he hadn't. -No romance. Sort of dark crack. From Latvia's POV.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-10 - Russia & Latvia - Complete
19. The Hour Uncertain reviews
Greene can't stop thinking about death, and Felix wants nothing to do with it. -Quantum of Solace.-
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-08 - Complete
20. Shadows reviews
"If you want, you can kiss me." -The Wild Party. More NadinexBurrs. Merchant-Ivory inspiration.-
Wild Party, LaChiusa - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-9-08 - Complete
21. Victrola reviews
If the song stopped, he would slip away. The Wild Party, based on the nameless boy who appears in about a paragraph of the original poem.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-08 - Complete
22. Familiarity Breeds What Again? » reviews
Kate absconds Queenie, Burrs wants to celebrate Thanksgiving 'the right way', and Jackie needs a place to stay for the weekend. Hopefully there's enough gin. -The Wild Party, set prior to the event.-
Wild Party, Lippa - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-11-08 - Published: 11-3-08 - Complete
23. Coalmine
Sal takes a moment in an Alabama bus station to reflect on the odd existence of holy goofs in an eight to five world. -On The Road. Oneshot-
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Published: 10-27-08 - Complete
24. Starve a Fever, Feed a Cold
Burrs gets the flu, and Queenie tries her best to be a good girlfriend. -The Wild Party, oneshot, set prior to the event. 1st Person POV-
Wild Party, Lippa - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Published: 10-23-08 - Complete
25. Happiness and Hedonism reviews
Burrs says that hedonists can never be happy, but Nadine isn't quite sure. -The Wild Party, oneshot-
Wild Party, LaChiusa - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete
26. Changing History reviews
The Balladeer just wants to sing his song. The Proprietor has other things planned for the evening. ProprietorXBalladeer. An Assassins fic without an appearance by the assassins.
Assassins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete
27. No Time To Tell reviews
She can't speak quickly enough to tell him that he clings to something that really did die 15 years ago. -Slight Sweeney/Lovett-
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete