BIOPAGE RECONSTUCTION HAS BEGUN!

FORMER PEN NAMES: Pet the Bunny, Idiot with a Flamethrower, Random- My Sport of Choice, Kit Anika- Wildmage, Kitsune Dragon Girl, Kitsune Fire Dragon

ALERT!! ALERT!! I AM HERE! I REPEAT I AM HERE!! October 20th, 2006

Name: Emmily. My mother cursed me with a stange spelling of my middle name too.

B-day: December 24

Age: 15

Gender: Female. You got that? GIRL, not BOY! Venus not Mars, bishoujo nada bishounen. Okay? Okay.

Hair: Brown/red/blonde/black/blue/green(I kid you not. I have found stands like that)curly/wavy...let's just say it's crap, and leave it there.

Eyes: Uh, hazel...I think. They keep changing!

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, dancing, and exercising the power of Imagination...

Bio: WAZUP! I am Emmi, the girl withSemi-Multiple Personality Disorder. I am hugely for women's right's cuzweruletheearththerearemoreofusonthisplanetsogetdownandbowbeforeusyoumalescum.

Nicknames: Dude, Emmi, Princess of the Spider Killers, Master

FAVORITE QUOTES

PARDON MY DUST! SECTION BEING EDITED!

FUN THINGS TO DO...

PARDON MY DUST! SECTION BEING EDITED!

HOW TO...AND OTHER FUN EXTRAS

An update has finally been bestowed upon this section!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

It depends on who you ask...

1. George Bush's Answer: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
2. Al Gore's Answer: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
3. Bill Gates' Answer: I have just released chicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of chicken.
4. Martha Stewart's Answer: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
5. Dr. Seuss Answer: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
6. Ernest Hemingway's Answer: To die. In the rain. Alone.
7. Martin Luther King Jr.’s Answer: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
8. Grandpa's Answer: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
9. Barbara Walters' Answer: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
10. Ralph Nader's Answer: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
11. Jerry Seinfield's Answer: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
12. Pat Buchanan's Answer: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
13. Rush Limbaugh's Answer: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
14. Jerry Falwell's Answer: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
15. John Lennon's Answer: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
16. Aristotle's Answer: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
17. Karl Marx's Answer: It was a historical inevitability.
18. Saddam Hussein's Answer: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
19. Voltaire's Answer: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
20. Captain Kirk's Answer: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
21. Fox Mulder's Answer: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
22. Scully's Answer: It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
23. Bill Clinton's Answer: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
24. The Bible's Answer: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
25. Albert Einstein's Answer: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
26. Sigmund Freud's Answer: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
27. L.A.P.D’s Answer: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
28. Spock's Answer: It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time

AN ALL-PURPOSE LETTER OF APOLOGY

Just Change/Delete as Appropriate...

Dear:
A) Mum,
B) Dad,
C) Love of my life,
D) Assistant Principal,
E) Your Honor,

Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your
A) car
B) house
C) pet
D) espresso maker
E) left arm

was severely damaged by my
A) infantile
B) puerile
C) inept
D) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
E) woefully under appreciated

prank. How could I have known that the
A) car
B) jet ski
C) large helium balloon
D) rodent driven sledge
E) Zamboni

I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your
A) house,
B) wife,
C) Cub Scout troop,
D) 1/16 sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with light bulb in the torch,
E) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans,

You must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to
A) imagine,
B) fathom,
C) comprehend,
D) appreciate,
E) pay for,

and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to
A) hate me,
B) sue me,
C) spank me,
D) take my firstborn,
E) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond,

but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, joshing around at
A) school,
B) work,
C) church,
D) the bowling alley,
E) the municipal jail,

and to remember that I am first and foremost your
A) friend.
B) child.
C) sibling.
D) lease cosigner.
E) only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow transplant.

I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that
A) was so stupid.
B) was so silly.
C) would have been funny if it worked.
D) you would have done, if you had thought of it first.
E) I'm going to use again on someone else.

Sincerely, (Enter name or alias here)

ORIGINAL CHARCTERS

PARDON MY DUST! SECTION BEING EDITED ANDCHARACTERS MADE OVER!

March 30, 2005
I have closed all entrys to the Rabid Attack Ferret name ideas, and I have selected a winner! The way I did this was I wrote all the names down, put them in a opaque container, shook them up, and drew randomly. I mean that, and my dad can be a witness. So, the moment you've all been waiting for! Drumroll please! (drumroll sounds from somewhere off-set) Ladies and gentlemen, the new name of myRabid Attack Ferret is...Xuer, female, submitted by Dark Qiviut! I believe I still have the original info on her that you gave me, but I'll tell you if I need more. To the runners up, I thank you deeply and will most likely use those names in the future somewhere in my fics, so keep a sharp eye out. I'm working on getting a new chapter of In the Eyes of the Automail Wolf soon, but the horrors of writer's block is affecting me, big time. I've added some quotes. I hope you like. Later.

April 10, 2005
Sorry I haven't posted on my FMA fic, but as I stated in my Beyblade fic, I in writer's block and need ideas NOW! Updates may come slower than usual for a bit, but for a very good reason. Turns outI have Laryngitis. Isn't that great? (heavy sarcasm) For all who do not know what Laryngitis is, I'll tell you. (pulls out dictionary) "Laryngitis: 'An inflammation of the vocal cords, also known as the larynx.'" In English, that means it hurts to talk and I can't speak higher than a whisper. I know this may scare some of the younger people reading this, so I'll put in a short FAQ to answer any remaining questions...

Q: Will you die?
A: No, I will not die, no matter how hard some of you wish.

Q: Can you talk?
A: Yes, but not very well. I can't talk in normal tones above a whisper.

Q: Are you going to become mute?
A: Dear Lord, I hope not. I couldn't live without talking.

Q: How are you feeling?
A: I'm fine mentally (Boy, is THAT an oxyimoron!), and I'm not coughing up blood, so I'm pretty good physically too.

If that doesn't cover it all, feel free to ask away. I'm putting up some more quotes, but not to many. Let's hope for the best, and I'll keep you guys posted!

April 15, 2005
I'm in a rush, so let me give you the 411 really fast. I'm so dead cuz I have a 50 in advanced science and whenever I get bad grades I lose computer priviliges, so if I'm MIA for a bit, thank the damn science teacher. No quotes this time and I will probably not update for a long time, depending on howwhatit takes to get that up to at least a C. It's not a final grade, but I have 4 weeks to raise it, so remember me fondly and it was nice knowing ya. See you around May 19th most likely...

May 8, 2005
I'm alive everybody! I am grounded for grades at the time, but got special permission for today. I HAVEN'T BEEN ALLOWED TO CHECK MAIL FOR A MONTH! I'll be back on a regular basis soon, and I'll let you know when! PLEASE FORGIVE THIS MINOR MIA PERIOD!

May 17, 2005
HI! I'm officially ungrounded. Still workin on chappies, but I've added a TON of HILARIOUS new things. This is a new section called Fun Things to do... I am going to do several of these things, this I promise. GO AND READ THEM NOW!

May 19, 2005
Hello everyone! Good news! SCHOOLS OUT!Yes, Summer is here at last, which hopefully means I can catch up here. I added more to the Fun Things To Do...section, just for the summer and coming school year. I've alsoput up a little something for all you going off to College. Congrats to you! Me? I JUST GRADUATED FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL! YES!

May 29, 2005
I TOLD you I would get a new chapter up soon! But I do have some bad news. The FMA fic is now on hiatus until I get to a good temporary stopping point in Blade in Blood. Also, very small plot change in it, nothing drastic however. GOOD NEWS though! Below The Immortals info, I am going to list the names of each girl's individual story sagas in their order. See that section for more details. Ja.

June 1, 2005
Happy first day of Hurricane Season everyone! Fanfiction is FINALLY working again! I'm in such a good mood because Cartoon Network is bringing back one of the best shows on earth, Code: Lyoko. I'm adding some extra stuff to the Fun Things to do... section today, which I think may be the best so far! Trying to get a story update for you, but Compy is being evil today. (Hits Compy)

June 7, 2005
I got an update on B.i.B AND I NOW HAVE 3 FRIKIN PAGES OF REVIEWS! (XD!) I've never had that many in my life. Updates may come a bit slower than normal, cuz I'm working at my Vacation Bible School all this week. (sighs) And on a related note, if I stop updating after this week, I'm probably dead from all this work the youth have to do. Bye.

June 12, 2005
Hi all! Yeah, I'm still alive, but I'm in a recovery state after last week. Damn I'm tired. So I hate to say it, but I'm going to take a break from writing for a while. My eyes are really doing badly so I'm going to the eye doctor next week, possibly getting (gasp) glasses. Oh, and I have a homepage. It's co-managed by TALA MINE-TALA HOT. On my bio page theirs a piccy I found on Fanart Central, NOT MINE! DON'T GIVE ME ANY CREDIT FOR IT! Oh, I also found on Fanart Central a picture of two of my fav males, Garland and Brooklyn, AND IT'S SO FRIKIN FUNNY! So if you want to see a very funny pic of Brooklyn and Garland, seek out the album with only one picture in it. The title is called "Brooklyn's Discovery". See you in a while.

June 19, 2005
Hello! I'm finally updating with a NEW STORY! Why am I doing this? Frankly, I have no clue, I mean, I already have two stories that need updating, and I can barely handle that. I think it's because I love that 'New Story' smell. Anyways, I'm a few weeks, I'm going to have to have all 4 of my Wisdom Teeth removed. NO! Well, anyways, later!

June 23, 2005
Finally got that updatefor you. Nothing else more to say, really. Except that I'm babysitting 4IN, TALA MINE-TALA HOT's muse for her while she's gone. He's been chibified! LOL!

July 10, 2005
Sorry for the long wait everybody. I'm going to be pretty MIA for the next two or three weeks, BUT FOR VERY GOOD REASONS! The first is I have to take a class to prepare me FOR A CLASS, IN THE SUMMER! Damn. Anyways, it lasts two weeks, starting tomorrow. The second is the weather. You people have heard of Dennis, right? You know, the little CATAGORY 4 HURRICANE BARRELING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME? That could get me out of these classes for a few days, but I'll probably be away from the computer for the entire time ifI do. The third and final reason I'll be away is that on July 28, 2005, I have to have oral surgery to remove all four of my Wisdom Teeth. So I'll be out of it for a few days. Then a week or so later, school starts again. I'm in a small bit of writer's block, so a few nonsence fics will most likely show up within the next few days. So please keep me in your thoughts during this on/off period. Thanks a lot.

July 12, 2005
Put up some new quotes. Just a couple, cuz I was bored. And a new nickname.Latez.

July 14, 2005
Hello all. How are you? If you are wondering why I am writing in this fasion, it is because I am FLIPPIN PISSED OFF! My ride forgot to pick me up for the second time this week! Grr...anyways, I'm putting up some more quotes I just got, and I'm puting up new stuff in the "Fun Things to Do" section! I'm even adding a new section! GO ME! It will have little random stuffs like "USA State Mottos" (Possibly modified by myself)and a tutorial, "How to Hide your Ninja Lifestyle from Your Co-Workers" for all of us crazed ninjas. But PLEASE note that I didn't write these things! I found them on a humor site, (http : // www . area51newmexico . com) and do not own them. Don't sue.I hope you enjoy!

July 18th, 2005
I really don't feel like explaining twice, so for the new update, see chapter 5 of Discern Your Actors! It explains what's going on.

August 3, 2005
Hi! Sorry I haven't updated the bio in a while. Been too busy. I'll be having my surgery on Friday for all of you who don't read Dicern Your Actors! and on Monday, I start school again. Needless to say, I won't be around much. I do, however, have a few new quotes up. I hope you enjoy!

August 5, 2005 SURGERY RECOVERY REPORT!
Just letting you know I've had the oral surgery and am doing just fine! The biggest problem is the fact that I cannot feel my lower lip, part of my tounge,portions of my left cheek (my left, your right),and, get this, my left EAR. The surgery itself went without a hitch, and I'm only allowed to eat soft foods, like ice cream, pudding, yogurt, ect, and for the next few days, I get as many sodas as I want! Now I bet EVERYONE wants their Wisdom Teeth out! I also want to thank Jake, mew shauzia, blackartofchaos, Kyogue, luvyagal, VGMaster04, Nariko Sasame, sailor-stardestroyer13, Ashley, kh, and Lilicat13 for making Discern Your Actors! such a huge sucess, bringing the review count to 102 and the hits to a total of 2039! The story wouldn't be where it is now if it weren't for you guys, so give yourself a hand! I would too, but a small portion of that is numb as well! (LOL!)

Lastly, while I am in"THANK MODE", I would like to thank my friend and fellow author Dark Qiviut for the wonderful congratulatory and best wishes email he sent me in regards to Discern Your Actors! booming sucess, and luck in my surgery. I can't express how much that means to me, Dark, so thank you, thank you, thank you once again. You are a true friend.

I miss you all SO much, and I hope to be back and writing in the near future (a.k.a. TOMORROW! LOL! Maybe, who knows) with all of your help and support as a guide. And don't worry everybody, mainly my bud Jake, Best Local BudBVP, (who will be coming home tomorrow from New England! WE MISS YOU GIRL!), SecondBest Local Bud, trisana (Say hi to ERIK for me! LOL!), Lilicat13, who was so alarmed when I said the word "surgery",and number one review cheerleader Kyogue. I'm in no pain to speak of. Didn't feel a thing during surgery, the bleeding has just about stopped, and the feeling in my ear has just about come back. O.O I'M SERIOUS! N E Ways, like I was saying, I miss each and every one of you, and I hope to be back in the next few days-weeks. But, as I've mentioned before, school starts on the 8th, of August, that is, and I'm finally going into HIGH SCHOOL! YAY! THREE flights of stairs to fall up!

Now for your monthly anouncements. To all you Beyblade fans,today, August 5th 2005, is our own Enrique's Birthday! HAPPY B-DAY ENRIQUE! Also as a reminder, Tala's Birthday is the 13th, and Michael's the 15th! I got a review from blackartofchaos asking HOW I knew all their birthdays. Good question. I go the the geocities site "Bladers Forever" and get almost all my info from there. Check it out sometime! (I'll stick a link at da bottom) Finally,to all my fellow Americans, I would like to announce that August 31st is coming, and everybody knows what that is!

You: O.O

WHAT? Why, every red-blooded, American teen knows that August 31st is NATIONAL HATE DAY! My second favorite holiday next to my birthday (Which is ALSO Christmas), National Hate Day is the only day where you can say "I Hate You" And not legally mean it! Like I said, my favorite holiday. Oh, and a quick Happy Birthday to my Best FF.Hell--er, I meant Net--Buddy, Beverly, Vulcan Princess, who's having a birthday this month as well. HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU!

Well, I think that just about covers it. I'll continue to keep you guys posted during "Recovery 411" (the new codename) and "New School 411" come Monday. Ja Ne boys, girls, dogs, cats, birds, fish, cars, trucks, aliens, Harry Potter Puppet Pals, 4IN, politicians, writers, Jake (BIG smile. You need your own category girl!), pizza, Bitbeasts, demons...ya'll get the idea. Later!

(BladersForever: http://geocities.com/bladersforever/bbaeternal.htm)

August 9, 2005
Hi everybody, sorry for the lack of updates. I just started high school yesterday and I'm wiped of most of my energy and thoughts. It's also appeared that I've lost all control over Kit's emotions, as she has fallen for TALA MINE-TALA HOT, a.k.a Jake's bro Joe, who she's had a HUGE crush on for several weeks. They FINALLY admitted theyliked each other today, after a little, er...coaxing.I guess Kit's just used to having more sensitive guys around. Or, she's just used to seeing guys in pink (anyone who's seen Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho knows what I'm talking about. He'sKit's brother) Recovery has also drained me somewhat. Here's da bottom line- I'm going to take a little writing vacation. I sorry to everyone who has been waiting for updates, but I REALLY need it. I think anyone who is in high school will agree as well. Being a Freshman sucks. On the bright side, I have offically been decared to have the best lungs in my Theater class. It was our first acting lesson. She wanted enthuasim; I was sugar high. Do the math.GO ME! Anways, sorry again everybody, but I just need a break. So, Later Days!

August 16, 2005
Bonjour! Just putting up something to let you know I haven't dropped off the face of the earth. Yes, I'm still taking a break, but expect some reconstruction on the biopage soon as I delete old junk and whatnot so it's easier to navigate. WARNING HOWEVER! I'll be playing around with different pen names for a while. Why? I feel like it. I think I just need a little change. It's still me, though. So, still floating around, just not writing. Feel free to email.

August 19, 2005
Yes, I am still on my happy little do-dah break. No, I am not dead. So I am in going into my inbetween mode- Yep, you guessed it. Rambling. N E Ways, yesterday I got a Beyblade novel and I found out that they REALLY screwed up the anime cuz Hiro is supposed to be in the first season and Mr. D is called Commissioner and Kai wanted to destroy all the beyblades on earth and Tyson is in elementary school and they put the words 'Firey' and 'Robert' in the same sentence NEXT to each other. Frankly, I'm quite scared now. I hope you people didn't lose me in there. I'm done now, you may continue with your lives.

August 28, 2005
I...feel...like...crap. I think I'm getting sick, hence the previous sentence. Another Pen Name change, just for YOU trisana. Now, I want to know which one is the best so far. Also, I'm thinking about extending my break even longer than originally planned, just to write several chapters of a story that I'm planning, so the updates will be on time. But not today, CUZ I FEEL SO GOSH DARN CRAPPY! And no, I do NOT need another team of cheerleaders delivered at my house, but it was a very kind thought whoever did that last time. Bai bai!

August 30, 2005
HI EVERYONE! I don't feel nearly as crappy as I did Sunday, and I can HEAR again! What? I couldn't hear for a while. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! Yeah...N E Ways, I am announcing that I will soon be deleting Breaking the Language Barrier, on the terms of I have realized it's a piece of crap. So I'll take it down, and soon I hope to have the Prologue up for the replacement's replacement. HOWEVER-- This by NO MEANS WHAT SO EVER is a signal of my regular updates returning. Just means I want to see if people like the plot concept, and if not, it's back to the thinktank. Finally, I have decided on my new Pen Name! It is...Corn- The OTHER White Meat! That's all For today, oh, and for all who live in the United States, remember, tomorrow is National Hate Day! (see August 5th update for details) Cha Cha!

September 19, 2005
Sorry for the lack of bio updates. I was grounded for a bit, and I have a boyfriend to deal with now (GO ME! XD!) Prologue for Of Wolves and Snakes now up. REMEMBER, still not on regular updates again, but I'm trying to type up a few chapters in my spare time. Enjoy and REVIEW PLEASE!

September 20, 2005
Hey guys, I am finally starting that biopage renovation promised a while ago. AND in light of recent events, I am adding a new section for all us girls aptly called, WOMEN RULE!, recent events being I broke up with my boyfriend, in the near future.(NOTE WORD ORDER IN THAT SENTENCE) Please enjoy the new additions to the HOW TO...AND OTHER FUN EXTRAS! section and a few of the others as well. BYE YAH!

March 23, 2006
I AM ALIVE! Sorry for the HUGE break, but we've been having Compy trouble and I've been grounded since the tenth...of November. So...How is everyone? Sorry, stupid question. I would like to announce that I am now FIFTEEN! YIPPIE! GO ME! Okay, so yeah. I WILL UPDATE EVENTUALLY! I swear! No, I REALLY mean it this time! Really! Guys come back! Guys! Guys?

October 20, 2006
HELLO!! I do still exist! Okay, let me give you the short version: Compy went down, crashed, burned, and lost everything. But it MAY be back up soon, and when it is, I will write and post the new, final chapter for Discern Your Actors! And yes, I did say final. BUT REST ASSURED, I SHALL MAKE A SEQUEL!! Okay, now you know. Latez.