I'm strictly here for reading. I can't write. At all. I mean, I have written some things, but they're terrible. I'm a 15 year old girl from Michigan. I'm a Christian, and I go to a small church near my house. I have 4 brothers and sisters, and...Darnit! I just lost my train of thought again. That's why I can't write. I'm a scatter-brained lunatic...

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Wanna know about my name? Okay, well, Elvish is because of my love of Lord of The Rings (and Legolas - NOT Orlando Bloom! LEGOLAS! Legolas, Darn you! Orlando Bloom is an actor, Legolas is...mine! My precioussss... - Legolas slaps his forehead as Frodo starts running around screaming about his hand until Batman calmly sedates him)

X is because of two things: 1) I like that letter. It's so...X-ish, dontcha think? And 2) X-men. I LOVE X-men! (Except for Scott Summers/Pschyo-lop off his head - Jean Grey muse glares and gets all Pheonix-ie- Err, Cyclops, heheheh, sorry for that slip there, Jean...) Wolverine is mine. Just like Legolas.They are both MY yummys! Get your own! Wolverine groans while Jubilee and Bobby cackle insanely and then both get calmly sedated by Batman

Bat is, again, for two reasons: 1) I like to draw bat wings. Actually, I like to draw all wings. Well, I like to draw, period. 2) Batman. He's mine too. As is Bruce Wayne. You can't have one without the other, can you? Nope, because YOU can't have either, because they are mine, all mine! Cackles insanly for a while, but then Batman calmly sedates her.

Hello. This is Batman, or a figment of- nevermind. I'm taking over for a second, as Hanna (The Elvish X Bat Jedi, or TEXBJ for short) is unconcious.

Let's see...Ah, alright, I see she left me Jedi. She has Jedi in her name for one reason: Lightsabers. I'm telling the truth here. She has a sticky note here on her desk that says that this "Obi-wan" character is an item for her, but, come on, I know her brain better than SHE does. She likes the lightsabers, I'm telling you. I can't say I blame her, really. Those things are...interesting, to say the least.

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Why does Batman sedate everyone? Because he can.

Why does Wolverine go berserk and maim people with his claws? Because he can.

Why does Legolas look good with pointy ears? Because he can.

Why does Anakin/Darth Vader murder random people with his lightsaber? Because he can.

Why don't I? Because I can't. I hate logic.

Ps: Dez is my X-men character. She will flame, maim, pillage, plunder, and destroy any and all Logan/anyone fics she can get her claws on - YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WARNED!