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since: 02-05-05, id: 753283
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 5 stories for Outsiders, Holes, and Fairy Tales.

You can call me Sarah, Locket, or Coxcomb. Any one of the three, it doesn't matter.

So, you have stumbled onto my look-up.-insert creepy Dracula voice here- Vell-come. Mwuhahahaha!!!!

Moving on...heres a bit about me I guess:

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Grade: 9

Favorite Movies: At the moment? Ummm...Les Mis (Liam Neeson version), Interview with the Vampire (drools over Lestat), The Lion King (how is this not on everyone's list?), The Prestige (it's still in theaters. See it. Now.), Matewan (I have no idea why this is on there), and RENT (because it creeps out my best friend).

Favorite Books: The Murder of Bindy Mackenzie, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Ella Enchanted (and yes, the previous two were my inspiration for "What Was Made for Children"), Mirror Mirror, Don Juan in Hell (well, it's actually part of a play by G.B. Shaw, but what the hell), Of Mice and Men (I'm not done with it yet, but I love it so far), Interview with the Vampire (my god. Read it).

Odd Compulsions: When people open a door to get into a room and then don't close it behind them I cringe, when I'm doing two-column proofs for Geometry homework and I try to make the line dividing my statement and reason columns perfectly straight, I cringe when someone makes a sound by scratching their nails against a linen pillow, when I get out of the shower and I have to rub one spot completely free of fog with a towel so I can see myself perfectly.

Favorite Quotes:

Anything Lestat

Oh, Lestat, you've deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You'd better not die. You might actually go to hell. -Lestat

Liar, with the face of a choirboy. -Lestat, on Armand (Haha, Jaclynn!)

Pamper the madman. -Lestat

Cover her face,
mine eyes dazzle,
she died young. -On Claudia

"It's a coffin."-Whore
"Yes, it is. You must be dead."-Lestat

"Just remember this. Life without me would be even more unbearable." -Lestat

"I'm bored of this rat." -Lestat

"Oh yes...I knew him. Knew him well enough not to mourn his passing."-Armand

"Would you care to continue our conversation?" -Lestat to Nicki (Awwww...-heart-)

Anything Poirot

"This place is beginning to resemble a mortuary." -Mrs. Van Schuyler

"The skewers are of better quality than the kebab, the bottle is more distinguished than it's wine, and ugh, the cafe..." -Poirot

"Colonel Arbuthnott, you are the only passenger in the Calais Coach who smokes a...peep," -Poirot
"...So it would appear."-Colonel Arbuthnott

"Or do you honestly think I'm foolish enough to have entered Ratchet's compartmen, murdered him, cleaned my 'peep', and then left it in the ashtray?"-Colonel Arbuthnott

"If the clergyman's daughter drinks nothing but water, she's certan to finish on gin. If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, just wait until she finds the champagne...bottoms up. Mmm, if the wife of a divine had never touched wine you can bet she'll end up with the scotch. "-Jackie de Bellefort

"Then how did you know it was a man?" -Snr. Bianchi
"Because I've enjoyed very warm relations with both my husbands." -Mrs. Hubbard
"With your eyes closed?" -Bianchi
"That helped."-Mrs. Hubbard

John Tucker Must Die

"Dude, I'm deep. I'm dating the poetry club."-John Tucker

RENT

"You were flirting with the woman in rubber!"-Joanne
"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!"-Maureen

"You know, sometimes when we're dirt broke and hungry, and freezing, and during those times I've got to wonder; why the hell am I still living here? And then they call. And I remember." -Mark -heart-

"Mark it's the wicked witch of the west, your mother. Happy new year from Scarsdale!"

"We still need directors, you still need money, you know you need money, pick up the phone, don't be afraid of kerching-kerching! Markie! Sell us your soul! Just kidding! We're waiting!"-Alexi Darling

"Draw a line in the sand and then make a stand,"-Benny
"Use your camera to spar!"-Roger
"Use your guitar!"-Mark
"When they act tough you call their bluff!"-Crowd

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1. What was Made for Children » reviews
Cinderella. It's almost funny in a way, how they've made the name sound as if it were singular. There were in fact two girls, twin sisters, from whom the name was derived. Formely titled Image of Perfection, or Happily Ever After
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 3-26-06
2. Tyrant » reviews
The Warden didn't need cameras to keep the campers in line...she used her own son as a spy. Meet Jeryl Walker, the C-Tent overseer of Camp Green Lake.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 4-26-05
3. Rebel With Too Many Causes » reviews
Valere Whitney has always hated being labeled a Soc, so she distances herself from just about everyone. But meeting new people on both sides might change her views. (violence and language)
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-4-05 - Published: 2-23-05
4. How The Other Half Lives reviews
Just a song I wrote, based on The Outsiders. The tune is loosely based on "Who Will Save Your Souls" by Jewel.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-19-05
5. Soul of Stone reviews
Getting thrown into jail at the age of ten wasn't the only thing that made Dallas Winston harden. Taking a look at the streets of New York, we see Dally and his younger sister in a whole different light.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-14-05
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