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Author has written 39 stories for Hogan's Heroes, Outsiders, Dukes of Hazzard, Stargate: Atlantis, Supernatural, Dresden Files, and Burn Notice. Hi, there! You've probably stumbled upon me through one of my fics (good for you--hope you liked it) and now want to know where to send the tomatoes. Well, you've come to the right place--right across the street from me is the malfeasant responsible. Quick, get her! Okay, seriously--I'm 24, with a degree in English and Latin from the University of Texas, and am currently working as a library assistant. I tend to drift from fandom to fandom, which has led to a new policy that I do not post stories that have not been finished. If you see any that are incomplete, it is for one of two reasons. One, it's from before that policy (instituted as of 2008) or two, it is complete but I am posting in installments. If that's the case, the day I post new chapters should be in the summary. As for writing, I tend to the humorous and vignettes because plot takes a long time and I am lazy. I do tend to be very strict on punctuation and grammar and expect others to show the same effort in their works. If I review your work, it means that you are very, very good, or that I feel you have the potential to be and I will generally include a few tips. I do not flame. If you feel that you have been flamed by me, then I apologize and ask you to reread the review in the spirit it was intended, which is constructive criticism. Every author wants to better their work and just because writing has been opened to the masses is no excuse for crying 'flame' every time someone doesn't stroke your ego enough. I occasionally offer to beta read. If you're interested, even if I didn't offer, please send an email to kaitlynjordan@gmail.com and I'll be happy to look over it for you if I have the time, or at the very least send it back with a really great excuse. Enough with the serious business--I write in tons of fandoms and am constantly expanding, mostly due to a short attention span. Read, enjoy, and maybe write a review. PLEASE point out mistakes, what you didn't like, etc. The only way I can fix them is to hear about them from readers. I'll love you for it, promise. | |||||||
1. Harry's Hallelujah Groove reviewsMichael wanted to tell him something. Harry, though he would never be accused of being observant, noticed.Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-5-10 - H. Dresden & Michael C. - Complete2. Virgin Is Such a Touchy Word reviewsA mix of the books and TV series; also, not part of my How Harry Lost His yadda canon. Dresden is in trouble again, and this time it's up to Morgan to bail him out.Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-10 - Complete3. Newly Rediscovered Grooving reviewsHarry, you're exactly that kind of girl." Sequel to "How Harry Lost His Groove" and "How Harry Got His Groove Back Again".Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-31-09 - Complete4. The Mome Rath Hasn't Been Born That Can Outgabe Me » reviewsSnark for snark, chit for chat. Zenlike musings at lunch, except not really.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 6-21-05 - John S. & Rodney M.5. How Harry Lost His Groove Again » reviewsIt was absolutely, positively, not entirely Thomas's fault that Harry was going on a blind date with a man. Really. Sequel to How Harry Got His Groove Back. New chapters uploaded every Monday.Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete6. Cold Comfort reviewsNo matter how many times you've done it, it's never fun hanging out with a dead body.Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete7. Breadcrumbs » reviewsA naturalist perspective, naturally.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,654 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 4-1-048. How Harry Got His Groove Back reviewsIt's not you, it's me."Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-13-08 - Complete9. Caroling, Caroling, Out in the POW Camp reviewsBasic Christmas slush fic, with a twist. Hogan and the gang inadvertantly carol their way through a story.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-14-07 - Complete10. Hogan'O'Lantern reviewsA brief origin of why we don't call it a Hogan'o'Lantern.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-30-07 - Complete11. Ghosts Don't Play Poker reviewsWritten directly after the season opening of season 2. Spoilers apply. Gen fic, to be taken semiseriously.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-07 - Dean W. & John W. - Complete12. Mark Twain reviewsA collection of shorts based around quotes by the illustrious Mark Twain. Read and enjoyand don't forget to feed the author.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-7-07 - Complete13. Mittens reviewsA short piece, hopefully amusing, set anytime during their perpetual road trip. Written during season one.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-7-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete14. The Difference reviewsThe differences between Dean and Sam were always there, they just never noticed them before. Written during season one.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete15. Risque Cliche reviewsThree short slash bits using common cliches. Read the author's note for an explanation.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete16. I'd Rather Be Fishin' reviewsDetention is its own time anomaly.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-9-0617. Monsters Under the Bed reviewsA short conversation between Luke and Bo in the middle of the night, regarding the tooth fairy and giant mazes.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete18. ROCK in the USA reviewsThat was my favorite shirt! Hunting is too dangerous for band Tshirts.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-8-0619. Nietzsche reviewsA collection of scenes based around everyone's favorite philosopher.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-06 - Complete20. Sometimes a Car Ride is All You Need reviewsWhy do we always have these conversations down steep, curvy mountain roads? Just tell me that.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-06 - Complete21. The Merry Month of March reviewsThere's more to this month than St. Patrick's Day but, then again, who really cares about the rest? Happy St. Pat's, everyone!Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-17-06 - Complete22. Rejoicing Among the Nations reviewsAnd the nations rejoiced... A late Christmas present.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-29-05 - Complete23. Wartime Memories reviewsIn commemoration and celebration of the first day of Fall, which is today. Thanks to Linda for the lovely beta.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-22-05 - Complete24. Doggone Day reviewsA canine conundrum of confusing content. Features Frau Linkmeyer.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-18-05 - Complete25. Four Seasons of Bo Duke reviewsFour scenes from the lives of Bo and Luke Duke.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-23-05 - Complete26. The Mom Thing reviewsYou know, the mom thing. When you slam on the brakes and throw out an arm in front of the person sitting next to you?Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-23-05 - Complete27. Morpheus Dreams reviewsSome short scenes revolving around Bo Duke's sleeping habits.Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-23-05 - Complete28. Don't Let Us Drag You Down reviewsIntrospective Ponyboy dwells a tad on hypocrites ie, Socs.Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-04 - Ponyboy C. - Complete29. The Good, the Bad, and the Little Known Third reviewsHogan explains why he wraps his arms around himself instead of crossing them like a normal person. Anyhow, it's a WesternHogan's Heroes thing. Have fun, and review, please!Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-22-04 - Complete30. Papa Bear Awards 2004 reviewsExtra! Extra! Read all about it! Including rules, dates, and anything else you might want to know.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-03 - Complete31. Broken » reviewsPrequel to Broken been uploaded as Third ChapterHogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 7-16-03 - Complete32. Why? » reviewsJust a poem on why the heroes do that voodoo they do...Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-02 - Complete33. What Was the Question Again? » reviewsI UPDATED, y'all! Ain't that so cool? I'm so sorry I didn't sooner, and I promise it won't happen again, and Breakdown is coming along slowly... but surely...Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-28-02 - Published: 3-11-0234. Felix the Mouse reviewsFelix tells his version of a mission one night.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-20-02 - Complete35. Breakdown » reviewsHogan has a nervous breakdown. Never going to be finished, I'm afraid.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-3-02 - Published: 2-21-0236. And That's Why I Got an 80 in Math reviewsThe original solo Mary Sue.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-19-02 - Complete37. Poems About the Soldiers reviewsTwo poems I wrote, not specifically targeting or naming Hogan and his crew, but I felt it could be classified HH nonetheless.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-16-02 - Complete38. Angel » reviewsThis is the beginning of a fic, and then each of the chapters is a new ending. I did it this way because there were so many good endings.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-30-01 - Complete39. Thanksgiving reviewsHogan writes a letter home on Thanksgiving...Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-22-01 - Complete
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