Frankie and Avery.dont ask

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since	: 02-07-05, id: 754310, Profile Updated: 01-02-12
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Author has written 41 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Bones, Hollows, Kim Harrison, King Arthur, Laurie R. King, M*A*S*H, Tin Man, Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Camelot.

Hi peeps! Frankie Here. My life is nuts. for the Coven, I absolutely ADORE all you people who are still reading. and I am heinously sorry for my erratic updates. Forgive me?

Thanks to everyone who's stayed interested!

So. The Coven will probably start getting updated again. sometime in the near future. maybe... I hope...THANKS FOR STAYING INTERESTED. I LOVE YOU PEOPLE :D

What Frankie Wrote (all fics not listed are 1. complete, 2. one-shots, or 3. definitely discontinued)

Harry Potter and The Power of The Coven (there is a chance, a strong one, that I will never finish this. I'm sorry. I had a whole plan for it, but i really don't have time anymore. I'm sorry for all those following it...I might this summer add some)

The Rachel Morgan Fics (minus Whispered Nothings) make up a collection called the Flowers Series. They all follow the same storyline.

Avery wrote the Divine Parody and the other crack, HPJP Lovahs. Those are the only two Avery-fics I am leaving up.

Also, I'd just like to say: To all those who review stuff that I've written in the past and discontinued, I want to thank you for reading and thank you for writing reviews. I'm delighted that you took time out of your day to read my old stuff.

However, I do not appreciate being threatened. I'm glad that you're enthusiastic about what I write, but I do not respond well to threats. At all. Do not swear at me. Do not threaten me in anyway. I will take steps, if this happens again. So please read and enjoy. Review. Ask me nicely whatever it is you want. But Be warned.

thanks. that is all.

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1. Broken Images » reviews
This is a series of ficlets that explore the development of Merlin and Arthur's relationship as Season 1 progresses. M/A. Slash. Rating will climb
Camelot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-16-11 - Published: 4-10-11 - Arthur P. & Merlin

2. A Beautiful Wickedness » reviews
M/M fic, spoilers thru episode 1x05. Morgan is playing with fire and she's about to get burned, but not all burns leave scars. Sometimes they can heal instead. hints of dub-con.
Camelot - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-14-11 - Published: 5-5-11 - Merlin & Morgan

3. A Camelot Collection » reviews
Song-fics and one-shots. Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/Morgan, Merlin/Igraine, Arthur/Guin, Arthur/Leontes. Character sketches for the first chapter. R&R.
Camelot - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-14-11 - Published: 4-23-11

4. Unneeded Sacrifices » reviews
AE. A/L. Lancelot is never hit with the arrow, instead it was a dagger. Morgaine, Arthur's sister, nurses him back to health. Together, the three work to united Britain, under Arthur's guiding hand. Fragment that wouldn't leave me alone.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-10-11 - Published: 3-4-10 - Arthur & Lancelot - Complete

5. Harry Potter and The Power of The Coven » reviews
AU When five American witches fill gaps in the faculty at Hogwarts, new information is revealed, ties are formed, & Harry, getting more powerful each day, just may have found the power the Dark Lord knows not. Severitus. SS/OFC, HP/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 215,169 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 2-26-11 - Published: 6-7-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

6. The Very Long Day » reviews
Dumbledore wasn't prepared for this when he allowed Harry and the Weasley Twins' Prank War to continue unchecked. Looks like it's gonna be a long day. Non-canon timeline & pairings. Unbeta'd. Nudity & Very Bad Language. One chapter until completion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-16-11 - Published: 8-15-10 - Harry P. & Prof. Sinistra - Complete

7. Never Gonna Leave This Bed reviews
As the title implies, Maroon 5 song-fic. One-Shot. It's Drarry and too short to summarize. the result of an evil plot bunny. R&R and I'll love you forever...well not really, but it'll make me smile :D rated for use of the F-word
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-11 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

8. Blood Under Your Nails reviews
Disclaimer: It all goes to the Mouse. I own nothing! This is a story fragment in which Norrie gets tortured and Jack comes to the rescue. Sparrington
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-11 - James N. & Jack S.

9. Cold and Broken reviews
One-shot. Sookie/Eric. Song fic. Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen. Warnings: Bondage, S&M, torture. She tied you To a kitchen chair. She broke your throne, and she cut your hair.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-30-10 - Sookie & Eric - Complete

10. Not as They Appears reviews
AU. After the Witch almost kills DG, the queen sends her to the Other side. The Witch is defeated before she gets power and DG comes back 10 years later. Only to disappear. Cain is the Tin Man assigned to her case. Things are not as they appear. Discont
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-10 - Cain & DG - Complete

11. I knew
BJ/Hawkeye. Probably OOC, a kind of fragment. Hope you like it. a companion piece to Settling Debts.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Published: 7-15-10 - Hawkeye P. & BJ H. - Complete

12. Gifts reviews
BJ receives a letter from home that changes the course of three lives. Rated for language and Slash themes. Hawkeye/BJ. Unbeta'd.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-10 - BJ H. & Hawkeye P. - Complete

13. Shattered Images reviews
Major Character DEATHS! Be warned. Russel understands that life can shatter at any moment. One-Shot. Reviews Most Welcome. Unbeta'd
Laurie R. King - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-28-10 - Complete

14. The Night of the Hunt reviews
This is a Trench fic. This picks up immediately where BLACK MAGIC SANCTION leaves off, in the woods. MAJOR Spoilers! Not in the Flowers Series. Don't own. Don't sue me. I forgot the Disclaimer! So it's here instead. If i continue, i'll add it. thanks! :
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-6-10

15. One Among Our Number » reviews
The Great Arthur Castus can only take so much, even from Lancelot, before there are consequences that must be faced. Slash A/L, Two Shot. Pre-movie. unbeta'd. not very good. OOC
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-3-10 - Published: 2-2-09 - Arthur & Lancelot - Complete

16. The Tale of the Happy Harem reviews
Idiotic Crack-Fic. Lots of Sex occurs. Cedward is in it..and Alien! It's 3 am. That is the only excuse I have. Feeble, I know. Read, Enjoy is you can, Review, and Flame as you see fit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-09 - Complete

17. Half a Dozen reviews
This is the Third in the Flowers Series, comes after The Years That Go By. One Shot. Trench. Rachel has some news for Trent and her girls.
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-8-09 - Complete

18. The Years That Go By reviews
Sequel to Why won't you help me? One-Shot. Trench. A snapshot of Rachel's like so many years later...Don't Own it. Don't Sue Me. Thanks!
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-09 - Complete

19. Why Won't You Help Me? » reviews
Trench. Post-WWBC. When Rachel is falling apart, who is left to pick up the pieces? Rated for language.
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-7-09 - Published: 3-4-09 - Complete

20. I want You To Tell Someone reviews
Strange Little one-shot ficlet. Slash pairing. Harry declares his feelings for someone to the entire school and his relationship with a certain teacher is brought to light. And Why is Lucius wearing heels?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-27-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

21. The Story of the i've just had sex hair » reviews
His hair fell softly to his chin, but there was something about it that screamed "I've just had sex". Severus found the thought highly disconcerting. Something about him niggled at the back of Severus' brain...Idiot Random Plot Bunny HP/SS Ever Unfinished
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 12-5-08 - Harry P. & Severus S.

22. Whispered Nothings reviews
Set after ODW, much after. just something i came up with to explain a line that puzzled me. One-Shot. Rachel/ read to find out
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-4-08 - Complete

23. Ah, the Power of Dreamsand Drugs » reviews
What happens when Booth has a dream and tells Brennen about it? Brennen has a dream and talks in her sleep...er moans. Sex and Laughter ensue. BB!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-11-07 - Published: 2-6-07 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete

24. You Want Her! reviews
Taken from the Preview for episode 2x14 The man in the mansion. What i want to happen, but i know won't, next episode! OneShot. BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-8-07 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete

25. The Apprentice » reviews
In LRK's TBA, Holmes said, twenty years ago, even ten. This is what happened when Kessie, daughter of a duchess, comes into the employ of Mrs. Hudson, proves equal in deductive ability to Holmes himself. Horribly written...truly. I was young.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 1-7-06

26. Torn » reviews
What does it mean to be both the Only Heir of Godric Gryffindor and the Royal Descendent of Salazar Slytherin? Harry is about to find out, but which will he chose? Will he be allowed to choose? HD, HG. discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,841 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 8-14-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.

27. HPJPLovahs reviews
basically this is about true everlasting, willing to die for, love. Read and be amazed at the sickness of this. READ IT DAMN YOU! o ya, and slight profanity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-18-06 - Harry P. & James P. - Complete

28. Opposition of the Unopposed » reviews
Sequel to The sGm. The SG Marauders are back and more mischievous then ever before. An interesting summer spent chasing crazy traitors leaves the quartet eager to go back to school. But what's this? There is someone opposing them? Discontinued, probably
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 201 - Updated: 3-17-06 - Published: 8-31-05 - Hermione G. & Harry P.

29. Pure Random Geometric Magic reviews
This is also by Avery. PLease do not kill me. This is similar to the DP but not exactly. WOOHOO.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-5-05 - Complete

30. The Second Generation of Marauders » reviews
COMPLETE! Did you ever wonder what would happen if the Golden Trio ever got hold of the Marauders Record book? Introducing Snapes worst nightmare…The Marauders Revived. Pranks, Social Status, Animgus, and All. Changed!Malfoy. HHr, HDHrkinda
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 66,353 - Reviews: 551 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 2-20-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

31. Submissive Rather Then Arrogant » reviews
Another little dark Fic. If you don't like evil Harry don't read. What the Hell went wrong?" He looked down at himself. His midnight robes were torn and ragged. One shoulder ripped out completely, the fabric hung loosely. !Discontinued!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 8-24-05 - Published: 3-20-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

32. From An Independent School to Hogwarts » reviews
This is what would happen if my friends and I went to Hogwarts, with Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco! Includes NearlyNaked, Sexy Snape. Kinky Remus and Smokin Sirius...and of course Lots of HICKEYS! Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,516 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 4-10-05 - Remus L.

33. Syrup reviews
Completely Pointless. What happens when the Marauders and their girlfriends eat Waffles? Read and find out. JL RLOC SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-14-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

34. Revenge » reviews
HBP spoilers. What happens when years later, when the war is over, Harry learns where Severus Snape is hiding….Read and find out. This is my reaction to Harry Potter and the HBP. Dark fic. Semidark Harry. TwoShot if that exists.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-14-05 - Published: 7-25-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete

35. Lover's Death » reviews
Major character death. HD. What happens when the Dark Lord finds out about Malfoy's betrayal. Implied HBP spoilers I'm depressed so sue me! One shot. second chapter is the disclaimer
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

36. The REAL Truth » reviews
Why does everyone say that James change for Lily? Why does everyone insist that Lily hated James? What if he didn't? What if she didn't? What if? What if? What if? Don't you just love 'what if's? OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-25-05 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

37. The PrefectBathroom Scene, My Way reviews
what would have happened if someone walked in on harry instead of Myrtle appearing? What would have happened if… oh, I don't know, a girl had walked in? Read and find out. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-21-05 - Harry P. - Complete

38. The Divine Parody reviews
This is by Avery. A parody on Frankie's work. Who is the father of Hermione's children? Who is Professor Trelawney's secret love? WHAT WILL THE ALIENS DO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-20-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

39. When the Worst Happens reviews
and this popped into my head when I read the description Arthur Weasley gave of the fear the dark mark caused. Dark. If you don't like to see Harry as a Dark Wizard don't read this. It's very short With Slight DracoHarry Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-17-05 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

40. Under a Truth Spell reviews
One-Shot. This is how, in a game of Truth or Dare, Lily and James get together. Rated 4 use of the F word
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-6-05 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

41. Telling The Truth as a Joke reviews
First FanFic ever. Please don't kill me! This one way that Lily and James could have gotten together. R&R please! One-Shot. Re-Loaded
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-19-05 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete

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