Author has written 16 stories for Naruto.

11/6/09 - Hey everyone. It's with a heavy heart that I let you know my mother passed away last night. She fought really hard, but every day things just got worse and worse. In some ways I'm just relieved that she no longer has to suffer. But it's really hard, you know? I feel like I lost a part of my soul. She was my best friend and it's not going to be the same without her to talk and laugh with. Anyways, thank you to all of you who have been so supportive. You don't know how much it's helped. I really don't know how long it will be before I feel like writing. I promise eventually I'll get my stories done. Until then, I'm sure you'll see me lurking around and reviewing other people's stories. And feel free to PM me. I always read my messages and answer them when I have the time.

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I'm Twisted Vixen, aka Sesshy or whatever else you know me by. XD Let's see...about me...Well, obviously, I'm addicted to anime. Right now I'm watching Naruto Shippuden, FMA: Brotherhood, Himitsu - The Revelation, Ayatsuri Sakon, Umineko no Naku Koro ni (When the Seagulls Cry)...I'm just starting Tatakau Shisho and Darker Than Black 2. I'm also reading Claymore, Trigun, Naruto, Ouran, Pandora Hearts, and Fullmetal Alchemist. I'm also addicted to yaoi. I'm not sure how that happened. I never was into that until I started watching Naruto and reading Naruto fanfiction. You guys corrupted me!

Not that I'm complaining...

So yeah, ItaNaru is total love. I also like writing SasuNaru and ShikaNaru.

Favorite Pairings: ItaNaru, SasuNaru, SasuNaruSasu, ShikaNaru, NejiNaru, NaruNeji, NaruTema, KakaNaru (occasionally), RoyEd, KyouyaHaruhi, 10thDoc/Martha

I also have my other addiction - Doctor Who! Which I finally, FINALLY caught up on. See Bea, I told you I'd do it eventually. :D Next up: Torchwood!

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

“So you’re a whore?” - Edward Elric
“No, I just have a healthy sexual appetite.” - Roy Mustang
At Gate's Edge, Chapter 2, by Winds of Water

"Did you know Ling? Leather goods are edible." - Edward Elric
"You don't have athlete's foot do you?" - Ling Yao
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Episode 25

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MY STORIES IN PROGRESS

Hiding Behind Masks - In progress - Chapter 28 (well, I guess technically it's chapter 29, but really it's chapter 27...eh, whatever) is now up! (10/21/09) Yes, you're seeing that right!

The Dobe and Teme Chronicles - Chapter 5 is up. (9/25/09)

Guess Who... - In progress - Chapter 5 is up! (7/26/09)

Seeking Vengeance and Finding Absolution - In progress - Chapter 9 is up (4/16/09)

The Sun, The Moon, and The Sea - In progress - Chapter 7 is up (3/12/09) I hadn't planned to yet, but I've started on Chapter 8. My muse wanted me to so I did. Hmm, all I'll say is that Naruto is going to find out bad and good news. Tsunade will find out about Jiraiya's theory. Kakashi will be bombarded by the council, and Deidara and Sasori just left on a mission...guess where. And KILLER BEE!! Also, The Sun, The Moon, and The Sea is being translated into Spanish by Umi Minamino.

Worlds Collide - In progress - Chapter 2 is up (2/12/09)

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--STORY IDEAS--
(I've got lots of em...Who knows if I'll ever get to them all...)

The Hands of Destiny - The goddess of love, the god of happiness, and the god of marriage think Itachi and Naruto got raw deals in their last life. So they entreat the great Kami to allow them to lend a hand in their next life. Unfortunately, everything they do to make the two happy just seems to make things worse. Their positions now in jeopardy, they have one last chance to make things right. Can they help two men who were denied true happiness and love in the past find it in the future. Romance/Humor, ItaNaru

Back to Before - Upon his death, Itachi wakes up in limbo. He is shown a bleak future that results from his actions over the years. To stop it, he must go back and fix what was broken in order to change things for the better. But what is it that's actually broken? Naruto? Sasuke? The Uchiha Clan? Konoha? Time Travel fic., eventual ItaNaru. (Everyone has Naruto or Sasuke going back in time to change things. I figure Itachi should get a turn at it.)

Last Will and Testament - When their parents died, Itachi and Sasuke learned that they would inherit the Uchiha family fortune. No surprise there. Unfortunately, they didn't read the fine print. What?! One of them has to get married before Sasuke's birthday?! Itachi decides it's time to play matchmaker. Humor/Romance Many pairings. The final pairing will be revealed eventually.

Inseparable - Two young boys meet in the Konoha Hospital mental health ward. They form a bond that will take the ninja world by storm and stand up to every test. Friendship/Adventure, future SasuNaruSasu

Prejudice & Pride - Take Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice and very loosely mix it into the Narutoverse. XD Romance/Drama, various pairings including SasuNaru, KibaHina

The Ten Rules of Being An Uchiha - Multi-chapter drabbles focusing on why Sasuke is the way he is and why Naruto is the only one that can deal with him. Romance/Humor, SasuNaru

Who Said Life Was Fair Uchiha Sasuke? - Crack fic based on all of the most memorable (or not) parts of Naruto from beginning to end. Lots of spoilers for manga and anime. Canon and yet not. ;) Some OOC-ness. Maybe even some yaoi.

The Pain of Losing - He hated these types of places. So why was he here drinking alcohol he didn't even want? Because this is where he met HIM. Angst/Romance, Past SasuNaru, ItaNaru One of the first stories I started writing, but then I just lost the thread. One day I'll finish it. It's just a one shot.

Deal With the Devil - Naruto wants to save Sasuke. Itachi wants to get Sasuke away from Orochimaru. The two strike a deal to save their most important person. But what if someone else became the most important? Drama/Romance, ItaNaru

The Great Konoha Ninja Reunion - The time of ninjas have come and gone, but somewhere out there, be it heaven, hell, or someplace in between, our favorite Naruto characters have a reunion of epic crack proportions. Humor/Romance, Various pairings

Ninjas on Strike - The pay sucks, the benefits aren't all that great, and really, is it worth all the injuries and close shaves with death? And the villagers don't even notice. I'm tired of putting my life on the line for nothing. How about you? General/Humor I think it will be a long one shot.

Two Blonds in a Bar - Somewhere, in a place between Konoha and Amestris, two blonds end up meeting in a bar. A few drinks loosen their tongues and they start talking about the dark haired bastards in their lives. General/Romance, FMA/Naruto crossover. Implied SasuNaru and RoyEd (Don't even ask what made me think up a FMA/Naruto crossover one shot)

The Konoha Breakfast Club - (Heh, don't ask...I love the movie the Breakfast Club and I heard the song on the way home from work one day and somehow a story popped into my head) Some of the Naruto gang are stuck in Saturday detention. Idea is from the Breakfast Club, but nothing else is based on it.

Sexy no Jutsu Gone Wrong - During a battle, Naruto gets caught in a wayward jutsu that makes for a giant headache for him, leaves Konoha confused, and has Tsunade drowning herself in sake. No, this is NOT a Naruto gets stuck in sexy jutsu or Naruto turned into a girl story. General/Humor, SasuNaru and NejiNaru (grins)

Nothing Left To Hide - Final chapter of Hiding Behind Masks. SasuNaru yaoi.

Unmasked - SasuNaru drabbles set in the Hiding Behind Masks-verse.

What Sasuke Doesn't Know... - Same format as The Dobe and Teme Chronicles. While on his three year training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto and Itachi met and the confrontation turns out very differently than they thought it would. They've been meeting secretly ever since. What sorts of things happen when they meet up? Again, 50 random words/1 word per chapter. Some will be drabbles, others will be full chapters. Think of it as my cure for writers block.Yaoi, ItaNaru.

Not All It's Cracked Up to Be - Instead of living on, Naruto died that fateful day at the Valley of the End. The next day, he found himself in a very different Konoha. One where there had been no Kyuubi, the Fourth was still alive, Itachi was good, and Sasuke was a sweet shy kid. The problem? Well, being the son of the hokage isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm not sure if there will be pairings or not.

Will the Real Akatsuki Spy Please Stand Up - Information is getting leaked left and right and Madara's about had it. Which of the members is a traitor? Or could it be more than one? One shot, complete crack. Came from my demented little mind.