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Author has written 27 stories for Artemis Fowl, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Redwall, X-overs, Phantom of the Opera, Book X-overs, Scarlet Pimpernel, Shakespeare, and Princess Bride. I finally made a blog! ((points to homepage)) Aren't you proud? Hello peoples! I welcome you to my world of time-consuming semi-sanity. Except, of course, Phyllis Nodrey, Naomi, Arianae-Artemis-Kaaratan, and Moreen Caffel who I know in 'real life'. I can't tell you when I update and post stuff, it just kinda happens. BREAKING NEWS! I'm now Dances-with-Stoats on fictionpress. By looking into my list of stories, dear friend, you may see the circle of fandom, from fanbrat to purist. It starts... terribly, but I like to think I'm redeeming myself. Parings that bother me (they just do, no offence if you like 'em, I have very strage tastes anywho...): Draco/Harry (what the heck...) Artemis/Holly (yes, I know there aren't many female characters in AF but yeish, is that wrong) Inter-Marader (they're friends. Why can't guys be friends. And James is MARRIED. Definatly a tip-off Of course, I will read well written Sirius/Remus, but Tonks/Lupin is prefered.) Snape/Hermione (teacher/student parings are just wrong, especially when the teacher's a greasy-haired git. Again, I'll make exceptions for really well written ones.)) Yoda/Voldemort (just making sure you were paying attention...) Erik/Raoul (um, no.) Hermione/Cho(no AJ, that is not a good pairing...ever...eww..) Gaston/The Beast ( I smite you for your insolence) Erik/Daroga (Wha...) Daroga/Christine (Oh, great, now it's a love square...) Dracula/Van Hellsting (If you ever wanted to annoy good an evil simotainiously) Westly/Anyone but Buttercup (What part of MLTs and True Love don't you understand?) The Beast of Aaaarrrrgggghhh/Killer Bunny (hahaha. I dare you to write one) Main Character/ You (Not that I've ever done this... Haha.) Otto/Anyone but me (Ok, now I'm being silly. But seriously, who doesn't love the unfortunate vampire/photographer?) (subject to change without notice) About me: Name: That Girl with the Lop-sided Smile Gender: Take a Wild Guess Age: Younger than you think I am (probably) Hair and eye color: Brown with a circle of purple around the iris. Seriously. Height: Taller than Various Chinese People Weight: Well distributed (What, you expect straight answers from muah?) Lives: Near My School Status: Typing Reason this is so vague: It's all a giant conspiracy (it may be misspelled, but the squirrels don't care) to annoy you Quotes of Fabulosity: "If they were gay, Tolken would have written 'THEY'RE ALL GAY!'," -A conversation with Phyllis Nodrey (just don't ask) "The stories say that the Black Pearl leaves no suvivors." "Then where do the stories come from I wonder?" -random fool and CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow "We're being led by an idiot with a crayon."- Root "The spiders are trying to make me tap-dance. I don't want to tapdance Harry!" -Ron ""And now for the man with a stoat through his head!"- The Immortal Monty Python "Ahhh! Call 911! The green monkeys are stealing my Skittles!"-Becca during a particularly boring S.S. class "Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run - He hates that."- random saying "Maybe it's best that monkeys aren't armed with dynamite."- it was on Animal Planet "The pen is mightier than the word processor"-Eoin Colfer, from the dedication in the 4th book WHOO! "'What are you doing in there?' 'Destroying the lederhosen.' 'Oh, good.'"-Dave and Candi in Dave the Barbarian "Are you questioning my authorIteh as an angry penguin?"- crazy little bro "What time is it? I need to check my tarangatang." -same crazy midget "I smiled at a rabbit and it attacked me. Now I need to play classical music to heal it." -take a wild guess "I hate bag-pipes. They are smelly." -Naomi "there will be NO chapter called ‘Lupin’s Papers’ in book six, nor will there be chapters entitled ‘Pettigrew’s Pamphlets,’ ‘Sirius’s Circulars’ or ‘the Pocket Crosswords of Severus Snape’."-JK Rowling on official site "I find myself totaly unresonable! I'm striking!"-Dad :) Apperantly he can't strike...who knew... "Just as long as they don't take me with me."- I'm such a genius. "'No, I married him as of now.' 'Ha! We eloped years ago!' 'HaHA! I beat you both! I made him a nun" - An argument with Phyllis-chan and Morren-chan on the fate of Si. "'Si is not gay!' 'Why'd he become a nun then?'" -and the argument goes on "I love Monty Python. I just drooled on myself."- Jenna. Crazy fule... "You're right, she does look like a cross between Darth Vader, the Grim Reaper, and a pengin."-Mel, talking about Jenna in her hoodie doing her 'special' walk. We love you Jenna. :D "Flaming homosexual is not an occupation." -whatever you say Nick... "I've got long legs, I'm hot and sexy." -Mr. Cronin. I love Honors English. He tries so hard to get our attention in the morning. "Not all balls are created equal."-Mr. Cronin Muahaha, baseball inuendo. "I onl wish death, pregnancy, finantial ruin, and limp dick on the assholes who cut me off!" -Mom I love my mom. ...more to come WEB-SITES OF FABULOSITY www.hoogi.brickfilms.com/forum open to suggestions! EVERYBODY LISTEN UP: "If abercrombie decided that breathing wasn't cool, half the teenage population would die in the next 24 hours. Copy this in your profile if you agree." Hehe, most of my school would be gone. 20 kids left, max. I'm off to review something written in a languge I don' t know (which is like, all but 1 and 1/2) TTFN | |||||||||||
1. Fanfic 100 Drabble Challenge » reviewsA collection of Pimpernelrelated drabbles, all derived from the book. Below is a blanket rating, individual stats with each drabble. 85 To Go!Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 12-12-052. Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me reviewsA parody of Today 4 U, Tomorrow 4 Me from RENT. Inigo explains the situation to Westly on the top of the tower.Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-11-06 - Complete3. The Endless Manuscript reviews[Farenheit 451 can you belive there's not a catagory for this?] A oneshot based on my theory that the old woman is Beatty's gradeschool teacher.Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-06 - Complete4. Observations of A Dead Man of Wax reviewsA short drabble in Paris's POV at the pearly gates. I attempted to write in Shakespeare's style. I may write more depending upon my success.Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-06 - Complete5. Red Death aka The Jolly Old Elf? reviewsWhich details the extensive research of Nota Lone to find the link between the red suited men.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-6-05 - Erik - Complete6. Phanty Claus! reviewsIt's the wonderful song, Phantom of the Opera, but all about the other man in a red suit [the one slightly less skeletal]!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-28-05 - Complete7. Lifeguard of the Opera reviewsIf Lord ALW was a beach bum or watched a copious amount of “Baywatch” this is what he would have written. Companion to “Past the Point of Tax Return”.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-058. Madame Giry's Identity Crisis reviewsIn Which Madame Giry forgets herself, the Vicomte gets garbled information, and the phantom's plan is accidentally twarted.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-28-059. Raoul the Beautiful reviewsTo the tune of, America the Beautiful. You can only sing a song so many times in choir before a parody is born... Muahaha. Rating for excessive use of the word fop. Ha. Fop.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-25-0510. Ode to a Snozzcumber reviewsBFG, how could there not be a BFG catagory? Anywho, insanity in lymrick. :D Math gets tiresome...Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-20-0511. Nursery Rhymes » reviewsRemember your favorite nursery rhymes? Well, I've taken them and written the PotO characters their own. Now up: Twinkle Twinkle, Mistress Mary, Humpty Dumpty, Mary had a little LambPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 4-24-0512. I'll Leave a Candle Burning reviewsIt's not that Christine's afraid of the dark... RC and EC fluff, Leroux novel basedPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-5-0513. A Random Congregation » reviewsThis is just different groupings of alike characers form various thing that I have read. You don't need to know all of the characters. Please R&RX-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 3-19-0514. Past The Point Of Tax Return reviewsWhat ALW would have written, had he been a disgruntled accountantconsultant. Parody of PONRPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-18-0515. SlightlyAngsty Spirit of the Choir Room » reviewsTwo girls annoy Erik, Raoul, and Christine in the middle of the RaoulChristine love scene. Oh, dear. They're baaaaack.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 4-1-0516. It All Started with a Note reviews[founders era] Have you ever wondered how the founders cameup with the idea of Hogwarts? It was a boring lesson, and Godric and Salazar would really have prefered to be outside...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-14-0517. An Observation » reviewsIf we have learned any thing from le Phantom it is that not all is as it seems. The ponderings of a private eye on the death of Buquet and Pigani's chance of survival. Leroux novelPhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 8-4-0518. A Boy, A Girl, and A Crazed Fairy » reviewsThe Fowl Manor is recieving a visitor, an American foregin exchange student. If that wasn't enough, Root's brother escapes his cell. Artemis is needed and visitor is taken along for the ride.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 2-11-0519. A Dread Pirate, A Drunk Pirate, and A Dead Pirate » reviewsA crossover between Pirates of the Carribean and Princess Bride. :) Rating for constant drunkenness and some (semi)dead people. Also for insanity not sutable for little chitlens.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-13-05 - Published: 2-12-0520. Forget me nots reviewsNeville contenplates his apperant lack of fan-girls. A short and fluffy piece. :)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-2-05 - Neville L.21. Her Mind then Snapped, Like a Dry and Brittle Twig reviewsIt is my pleasure to inform you that Erik has been transported to LotR by way of Improbability Drive. Raoul will soon go somewhere even less pleasant. Have a nice day. ((BOOM))Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-23-0522. When Snape Met Trelawney reviewsYes, TrelawneyXSnape. : I've just always wanted to write one. It'll get fluffyer in the second chappie... Yes, I stink at summarys. I write better fics. Promise. DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILYHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-11-0523. LotR, Whoops, was that yours? » reviewsFriends & go into LotR. Will any of the fellowship emerge emotionaly unscathed? I think not. I swear, no Mary Sues. Just OC's that r real people. NO MS's. PromiseLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 2-26-0524. Mole Poems reviewsYes, these are poems in mole-speak. Bet 'cha never seen that before! :) R&R An' I bee's gurtly pleased!Redwall - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-12-0525. Herring of the Pot 1 » reviewsAnd the Stone of Fossilised Cherry Kool-Aid. The strangest thing I've ever written. Rating for the insanity. I don't want to scar anyone for life.:)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-11-05 - Published: 2-25-0526. Chuck Barbossa's Big Adventure » reviewsThis is my little brother's story. It is about Chuck and his quest for the now destroyed ring.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-6-0527. My SubConcious Mind is Crazy reviewsA random poem about an even more random dream.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-1-05
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