O.o Since when did I get one of these? (Pokes site)Curent Whatevers...
Curent Location: In my room on the computer.
Curent Ocupation: Creating my own comic book
Curent Obsession: SGT. Frog (stealing my soul!! withers away)
Curent Hobbies: Writing fanfictions, drawing and singing
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile'
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
COPY AND PAST INTO YER PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!!
Sayings:
PS: Most of these I did not come up with. I just don't know who did.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
The irony of life is that by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
Death is life's way of saying your fired.'
'Don't walk in my footsteps, I walk into walls...'
'Winners never quit and quiters never win, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots...'
"It's depressing to know that someone as stupid as you is also a human being..."
"'How 'bout I gently shove my foot down your throat?"
'Once again you didn't use your brain'
'Here's another curse. May all your bacon burn.'
"Have you ever noticed that everyone going slower than you is an idiot, and everyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful."
"There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around."
"Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you."
"Sibling rivalry isn't a curse. It's a gift. Nobody wants it though."
"Anime people cannot be best friends with anyone of the same gender. If they are people think they're gay"
"Before you judge others try taking a look at your own faults"
"Nothing like going for a jog around the neighborhood, meeting new and interesting people, and having them shoot explosives at you."
"This time when I break you, stay broken!"
"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."
"You're putting my life in the hands of a maniac!"
"Good job idiots."
If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now."
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
"You never test the depth of a river with both feet."
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
"If you choose not to decide - you still have made a choice".
A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock.
If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead
All stressed out and nobody to choke!
"Being popular is about how many people know ABOUT you. Not how many KNOW you."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."-Albert Einstein
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing
Beginning is easy- continuing is hard.
You see things; and say, 'Why?' But I dream of things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?
Many of us have heard opportunity knocking at our door, but by the time we unhooked the chain, pushed back the bolt, turned two locks and shut off the burglar alarm-it was gone.
Worrying deos not empty tomorrow of its troubles, it only empties today of its strength.
The only thing better than beating all the boys is beating them in a skirt!
I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
The secret of success is to be like a duck- smooth and unruffled on the top, but paddling furiosly underneath.
Having kids is like slowly being pecked to death by a duck.
Well done is better then well said.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
"The problem with reality is the lack of background music."
"A man is not competely worthless. At least he can serve as a bad example."
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! (two guesses on who says that)
Elizabeth Swann: "There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing." Captain Jack Sparrow: "I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by."
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