FlatlinedGamer
PM . Follow . Favorite . Feed
since: 02-09-05, id: 755737, Profile Updated: 12-10-12
country: USA
Author has written 9 stories for Hellsing, Lord of the Rings, House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects, Hidalgo, Yu-Gi-Oh, Assassin's Creed, Dead Space, Dragon Age, and Walking Dead.

Um...what can be said? I'm completely insane.

Name: The Flatlined Gamer

Age: 22

Favorite Game: Halo, Assassin's Creed, Dead Space

Favorite Person: Norman Reedus and Sean Patrick Flannery

Me: I've been through a lot. I was finally able to get rid of my writer's block. So I'm back for good now.

Working on

The Spider of Fangorn- In progress

Hellsing- On Indefinite Hiatus

Assassin's Creed- IH

Dead Space- IH

Walking Dead- In Progress

Check me out at vampirefreaks.com LycanthropicxLUNAtic (ref code for if you sign up 3127213 we both get rewards if you do.)

Stole the following from the same place as the last one.

You may be obsessed with Lord of the Rings if:
You invoke the name of Elbereth against Twilight movie posters. (Yes! Regrettably, she ignores my requests for the characters to have an... accident...)
You tape your ears to make them pointy. (Sometimes.)
You try to communicate with trees. (I'm not an Elf.)
You keep an eye out for the Entwives. (Gave mom a heart attack in the car.)
You name buildings after places in Middle-earth. (I call my house Edoras from time to time.)
You shout "Aiya Eärendil elenion ancalima!" whenever you see Venus or turn on a flashlight. (Yup.)
You call the Big Dipper the Sickle of the Valar. (Yup.)
You can recite family lines from the Appendices without looking. (Not quite there yet.)
Your family knows not to ask you a question about LotR - they will get a long complex lecture when they just want a simple answer. (Yup.)
You can talk for ten minutes about something in the movies, but you fuss at anyone else who speaks. (No one in my family will watch them with me.)
You don't really need to watch the moves AGAIN, because you have all the dialog memorized - for the Extended Edition. (Just about.)
You cry at some point during all three movies. (Yes. T_T)
You stop in your tracks and salivate whenever you see an LotR item you don't have. (Yes!)
Almost every sentence you say has something to do with LOTR.
Your teacher mentioning Orlando Bloom in a conversation in English class makes you laugh for an hour.
You spend your free time either a) studying Elven history or b) studying Elvish. Or both, of course.
You get annoyed whenever a book says the adjective form of elf is "elfin" instead of "elvish".
If you've also read Percy Jackson and the Olympians, you have an overwhelming impulse to call the Stoll brothers Merry and Pippin.
When a test review in a foreign language class asks you how to say "thank you", your first reaction is "hannon lle".
You smile and nod your head as you read this.
You copy and paste this into your profile.
You add to this list when putting it in your profile.


1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits – Iron- Woodkid

Waking Up – Lithium- Evanescence

First Day of School – The Devil is a Loser- Lordi

Falling in Love – Panic Prone- Chevelle

Fight Song – Actions and Motives- 10 Years

Breaking Up – The passing of the Grey Company- Lord of the Rings

Prom – Eowyn's Dream- Lord of the Rings

Life is Just...OKay – A Beautiful Lie- 30 Seconds to Mars

Mental Breakdown – Living Dead Girl (Subliminal Seduction Mix)- Rob Zombie

Driving – Chop Suey- System of a Down

Flashback – That Ain't My America- Lynyrd Skynyrd

Getting Back Together – Florence Escape- Jesper Kyd

Birth of Child – Heart Shaped Box- Nirvana

Wedding – DragonHeart Main Theme

Final Battle - Kiss My Irish Ass- Flogging Molly

Death Scene - Satyriasis- Cradle of Filth

Funeral Song – Eyeless- Slipknot

End Credits – The Cloak and The Dagger- Battlelore


1. Raising Dead » reviews
The world has finally ended and Erin doesn't really care. She's got a plan and the only thing standing in the way of her survival is a few million zombies. Piece of cake, right? R/R Story is far better than the summery. Daryl/OC & OC/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-8-13 - Published: 1-17-12 - Daryl D.
2. The Spider of Fangorn » reviews
What if humans, dwarves, elves, and ther other creatures of Middle Earth weren't the only ones that lived there and suffered at the Hands of the Dark Lord? This is the tale of one such creature. The story is being continued here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,770 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-27-12 - Published: 8-8-10
3. Assassin's Creed: Cursed Existence » reviews
Many dark things stalk the night hunting for their prey. This is the story of Luna Torrentz. Not your normal AC story. Ezio/OFC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-28-12 - Published: 4-8-11 - Ezio A.
4. The Story Untold reviews
AU Stories are never told the way they should be. Sometimes people are left out of them and events twisted.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-11 - Fenris
5. Dead Space: The Catachrista » reviews
Halo Torrentz is a highly sarcastic Engineer aboard the USG Catachrista. Her life and those of her crew mates have been reduced to corruption control. All original characters. R&R Scif-fi Horror with a bit of romance, comedy and lots of sarcasm.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-27-11 - Published: 7-15-11
6. Halo the Hellbringer: YGO Style
My summary is but a warning. I bash most characters, no one is special. Rated M for mention of something long and purple. No, there is no sex, just my insanity coming out to play.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Published: 12-28-10 - Complete
7. The Strawberry Roan Mustang
The story of my Mustangs life and how I came to own him. Plus the sad story of the Palomino mare I missed the chance to buy. Written in his POV.
Hidalgo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Published: 11-4-10 - Complete
8. What once Existed and Shall Exist Again »
AU of what's happening in the Manga and Hellsing OVA with Millennium. It follows my OC Alexial. Read to find out. Rated for very strong language. Part of Chapter 3 is up.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,677 - Updated: 9-28-10 - Published: 7-5-10 - Pip
9. Dead Girl Superstars reviews
One-shot. Three sisters get a huge surprise at an old run down ranch. Not for peeps that just want blood and gore. Don't have plans to write a full story from it unless asked to by enough people.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-10 - Complete
Manager of:
Community: Anti-Velma and Shaggy pairings
Focus: Cartoons » Scooby Doo