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Author has written 10 stories for Family Guy, Futurama, Boy Meets World, South Park, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Welcome to my crappy little profile! Obsessed with: Family Guy , Futurama, Fullmetal Alchemist, InuYasha, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Maury, Steve Harvey Show (Recently), American Dad, Mission Hill, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the word 'crack', Web Junk, South Park, and The Oblongs. And My Chemical Romance!

Cannot live without: South Park, Boy Meets World, Mission Hill, FMA, MCR, Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way.

If you are half emo,
half goth, full emo, or full goth, put this in your profile and add your
name to the list. QueenofKH13, musiclvr2673, NyaWhateverDude688(EMO AND PROUD!).

My Fav Quotes:

"One by one, penguins are slowly stealing my sanity." -Gerard Way

"Whateva! I do what I want!" -Eric Cartman, South Park

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!" -Eric Cartman, South Park

"What the hell you doing here eating salisbury steak? Go find him dammit!"- Chef, South Park

"Holy crip he's a crapple!" Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Respect my authoritah!" -Cartman, South Park

"Drugs are bad, m'kay?" - Mr. Mackey, South Park

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"-Bender, Futurama

"OMG they killed Kenny", "You bastards!"-Stan and Kyle, South Park

"D'oh!"-Homer Simpson, Simpsons

"You are NOT the father!"-Maury Povich, The Maury Show

"I'm gonna be Mr. Raunchy McSmutbag!"-Andy French, Mission Hill

"Who are you calling so short that-"Ed Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Aww, crap!"-Peter Griffin, Family Guy

"Victory is mine!"-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

"Don't call me small! Or I'll break down your feet and stick 'em on your head!"-Ed Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"I'm ready for the next challenge, fuck you all." -Chef Ramsey, Hell's Kitchen

"You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything!" -Bender, Futurama

"Okay, Mr. Douchebag."
"Postum!"
"Oh, pardon me, Mr. Ass-face." -Debate Mediator and John Postum, South Park

"It's been a good while since I killed anyone. I kind of miss it...Ya wanna watch?" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"I know the moment I touch another drink is the moment I lose everything I have."-Gerard Way

"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell." -Gerard Way

"This song is about making babies, having babies...and selling them on the black market!" - Gerard introducing 'Give 'em Hell Kid'

"It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate." - Gerard Way

Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.

Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk.

Gerard: You're one to be talking.

Mikey: FUCK YOU!

Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!

Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!

Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!

Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!

Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!

"Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on warped tour I got this really good tan and I was like, bummer."- Gerard Way

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window." -Gerard Way.

"Easy peasy pumpkin peasy- pumpkin pie, motherfucker!" -Gerard Way

Links I don't wanna loose:

FMA:

Envy's profile, name and all:

www.absoluteanime.com/fullmetal_alchemist/envy.htm

Episode 13 funny part:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6FyQsrsgWw

Winry's a bitch:

http://youtube.com/watch?v_JtrgV6tdqI

RoyEd White Flag AMV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UISvv_Q9kO8&mode=related&search=

South Park:

Kill Kenny game:

http://www.funny-games.biz/kill-kenny.html

South Park Character Creators:

http://www.funny-games.biz/southparkcharacter.html

http://www.vexatori.de/zib/spstudio.html

Cartman on Maury:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwvKUABO4Sw

OTHERS:

My DeviantArt profile:

http://www.emoroseofdespair.deviantart.com

Don't ask...:

http://levity.com/alchemy/introduction.html

http://midnightbanshee.livejournal.com/3511.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0EWZU0yZ8g

http://www.google.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmdDwYLkctk

My Chemical Romance:

My Chemical Romance - Thank You For The Venom Live:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXxYhaUhr30

Helena:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF-HbFJzlqk

MCR&The Used-You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQlW05lnjyw&NR

My Chemical Romance - The Ghost of You:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxMwbtjsF90

My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay (I Promise):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB9F-x7spH4

All I Want For Christmas is You - My Chemical Romance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvJvKyKBh-Q

Gerard Admitting Something To His Fans... (Hehehe...!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLttggyeJj0

Hehehe...:

http://groups.msn.com/MikeysChemicalRomance/enter.msnw

Extreme Boredom Takes Form: Mikey Way:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wrMuh1kbI7w

AFI:

AFI - Love Like Winter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns4pUhZ_3PQ

Panic! At The Disco:

Brendon Urie Getting Brendon Urie'd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YHLPjEQL0A&mode=related&search=

IF YOU DONT WANT HARD ROCK BANNED SIGN THIS!!!!! COPY AND PASTE!!!! NBC
announced today that the M.A.H.R. (Mothers Against Hard Rock)
Foundation is trying to outlaw The Used and My Chemical Romance from 45 states
across America. They are petitioning for it as we speak and if they get
more signatures then those against it, then the bands (as well as many
others including From First To Last, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, and
Darkest Hour.) will be banned from most of the United States. Please sign
your name below if you are against this. (this memo was written by
musicskull, but i used it b/c i couldnt explain it any better... PLEEZE
SAVE ROCK! IT DESERVES TO BE HERE!!!!!
1. A773x
2. Cher
3. Sonny Harker
4. Michael
5. Alex
6. Kristen Alexander
7. ~!Fallen Angel!~
8. Alexa
9. Greg
10. Trevor
11. Ryan
12. ... them... Fuick Emoo Fags 13. Shane
14. Henry P.
15. Lindsay
16. keaton
17. Ashley M.
18. Brittney H. This better not happen.
19. aLeXiS~ nooooo they cant do this
20. ~Josephine~...hell nooooooooo...
21. ...no they better not regina
22. Kyrsten (psh, bull ... aint no one talking my babies 3Atreyu 3 )
23. ERIC - i dont care about the used or MCR...but FFTL, A7X,
atreyu, and darkest hour! uh uh no wayyyyy jose!
24. karen .. ;
25. Ali
26. Tess- doesn't that go against the first amendment or something?
FREEDOM OF SPEECH- basically the same as freedom of music.
27. .mariel- dats not fair!!some mothres need a new taste in music!!
MCR rocks!! lol.. maybe we kids should start a petition not 2 band da
hard rock bands listed above..hm..
28. meiko-hell no!effin omfg!they better not! if they try they will
die! especially not MCR n The Used!effin mothers go listen 2 your classic
"soft rock with less talk" wanna be ...!effin they make me so mad!!
29. Nicole!!!
30. oatsandnutsandraisins they can't get rid of MCR or the Used
noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
31. JENNIFER WALTON- NC- HOW DARE THEY! They can't do this to us!!!!!
32. Colleen Westmoreland
33. kristen bellarose,
nicole dearsley, Tennessee The bands never did anything to hurt anyone,
all they did was rock and rock hard! If the mothers in the U.S. don't
like it, they don't need to listen to it!!!! These guys have way too
much talent to be put of a job!!!
34. Sheena, Texas. They didnt do anything!!!! They shouldnt be
banned!!!!!!! WHAT is wrong with hard rock!??!?!!catcall15
35: Whitney Walton - they can't fing ban MCR and The Used. It's
inhuman. F the M.A.H.R. Those mothers can go f thmselves.
36. Drew Finley - F the M.A.H.R
36. Kelli
37. ThisSnIsCool420.
38. Averie Billyluver128
39. F the basturds!! Sarah cutiepie70009
40. Aubrey Heimberger
41. Summer ~Dark angel~-My Chem is the best band ever! hugs my chem
shirt SAVE THE ROCK!cuts M.A.H.R heads off
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BAN ROCK IS FREAKING ON CRACK!!
42. Aw, hell nah! Those fing faggots! If the MAHR don't like our
fing music, then they shouldn't fing listen to it! Fing common
sense, damnit. HOW WOULD THEY FEEL IF WE DECIDED TO FING BAN COUNTRY?!
Excuse my langauage. ~ maintness 3
43.Musiclvr2673...WTF!! those SOB's are sooooooo well...SOB's!!
44.Britney Ray OK
45. Jenny Musgrove OK
46. Carmen Edge- I dont live in America but i sure as heck dont agree
with this. music is a free thing, and these bands have helped us all out
at one point. So to all those who are trying to ban them...put
simply...screw you!
47. musicskull-what the HELL!! this is ruining our right of free speech
which INCLUDES music. its our right not the stupid foundation! we must
save our selves!!! So to all those who are trying to ban them...put
simply...screw you!
48. mdirntishott- what the f??!! that is fing bullshit!!!
49.GreenDay4ever106--- they can't do this! ROCK MUSIC JUST ROCKS!!!
50.BasketCase132--How dare they! If M.A.H.R. takes away my music i'll
fing kill myself!
51. Oh no they didn't!!!! They can't fucking do that it's just wrong!
They will NEVER take My chemical Romance away from me!!!! ~Britt~
52. DarkRockerChick. We can't let them take rock away from us! It's
what makes love life, I can't live with out it!
53)kelsea-SAVE ROCK!!!
54)richellelovesjoel
55)just.an.idiots.parade-rock is my way away from the world!! KEEP IT
AROUND!!
56)If they take away Gerard Way life will be so ugly!!! And they better
leave Disturbed alone if they take them away I'll kill
them!!~satinsspawn666~Kat
----please rate high so other people will learn about these SOB's and
we can help save the music we love!
56)heart11-there is no way they can do that life would fucking suck!!I
love mcr, a7x and the used!
57) - Fallen Dreams
58.nerdyemogrl you cant let it de that a bububch of bs yah anf you cant
just lett ppl band stuff!!w/ ut our permission i swaer they cat ban
them i swaer evan if i find out bush is behind this i swaer i will kill
him!!!!ahhh sigh this ppl plz music is a freedom of speech you cant do
this its like saying you cant have an imaganation!!

I LOVE ROCK!
59) dani- wtf...music is self expression...doesnt matter if ur writing
it or listening to it. do these bitches want to take us away too? i
dont know about u guys, but i AM music...that is my life...if my music is
gone, then so is my life...
60)insaneduckyxx
61)darkerthanu
62)Takunami
63)shadowsrose666-rock will never die!
64)lilmaddogj -rock on 4-life!
65)mcrgerardwayluvr- WHY DO YOU PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE AWAY ROCK!!!! IF
THEY TAKE AWAY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, I WILL DIE BOTH MENTALLY, AND
PHYSICALLY. TO YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO BAN MCR HAVE CREATED A WORLD FOR ME,
BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU BITCHES COULD EVER CREATE!! IF THE WORLD PISSES
ME OFF, THEY'RE THERE. If Gerard Way is banned the world will be a
horrible place. STOP TREATING US LIKE KIDS! "So many people treat you like
you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television
out of the hotel window." Gerard Way.
66) vampires-girl55-they can't take away gerard way he is like the
hottest thing ever its not fair we should have choices to i mean we are
responsible enough to make our own choices
67- The M.A.H.R. can kiss meh ass! They can take my apple juice and
wootbeer. but they will never ever take MY ROCK!!!! thank you and have a
nice day. Mikiya.
68-The M.A.H.R can go to hell!!WHat do they kno bout good music,there
ol haggs.They can take my DVDs and gameboys,but they cant touch rock!Its
connected to our souls,take that away and they take youth away.But we
wont give up without a hell string fight!DOWN WITH THE
M.A.H.R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Dracuno/karie

69.-Brittany(HermioneWeasley11)
70. WTF-No way they can't-they won't SIGN ALL PASS THIS ON!!!
Starfirefairy Melody
71. anna (billiejoeswife)-they cannto take away punk.. or rock.. w/e. its my life!!! now i dont really care much for mcr but if they take away green day, ill die!!! M.A.H.R can go to hell!!
72. Ellie (punkrokchick) If these mother fuckers take away rock, I will go and slice their asses into a thousand peices and feed them to the dogs! Music is my life! Without it, I will prabably die!
73. ZOEY (ILUVBILIEJOE) guys dont let them do this its so not right! its not right without our music how do we express ourselves?huh?SIGN THIS!ITS UNFAIR!
74. SARA this sucks i wont live without my music!MCRand everything!(iluvbiliejoe's best friend)
75. (justplainoldme)I amy not listen to music, but when i get depressed i need music... and if it werent for music I wouldnt be here now.
76.Barbara(chaze15)
77. Sarah (AKA xXxJussi69xXx on quizilla.com) Im not from america but...yeah...dont ban the music! What is the point?? People deserve to listen to these bands, just because you assholes dont like, it doesnt mean other kids dont want to listen to it, because i know now, plenty of kids like these bands, and look up to these band members! Some kids relate to there songs, and they feel better again when they listen to it, and dont say it leads to suicide because of there lyrics beause it DOESN'T kids who cammit suicide do off there own back not because of music!!
78. Holly-Anne (VampireXHeart2442) ~GET PROTESTING OR TRY DIEIN!~ How about we ban the old music they listen to, see how they feel!

79. Meg (xVillesSweet666x)-- yeah good luck getting them ban, even if they do people are still gunna listen to it so get the fuck over it

80. Idiots... don't they know how many lives rock has saved? Most of the time, they're the reason why we listen to it.
And MOST of the time, it's b/c it's AWESOME!
Psh... illegalizing rock my a.ss and when hell freezes over
81.Haley-azgirl...WTF are they fucing thing those bastards. I like rock especialy MCR and The Used. Damn this pisses me off
82. Stef - they can't friggin ban green day! those freaks!...
83. Dante Almassy: I'm not even from America, I'm from England! But to hell with that, this isnt about just me here! Rock music should not be banned in any state or province or shire or country or continent, Rock is the soundtrack of high school and it's only referred to as 'the devils music' because the people who call it that don't truley understand what it is to be a rocker, they don't understand how important the music is to us, for the people who make rock music like me, i'm only 15 but I have found my way, and I know what i'm dedicating my life to, we put our hearts and our souls into the lyrics and riffs that we create, it is our life! Do not take it away from us!

Please copy paste this. Copy this onto an email and send this to all of your friends and family. I Love MCR and so many other bands. MCR saved my friggin life! Please tell all your friends about this!

84.) undertakershelper aka Jessica S...plz sign this!! in the name of hard rock...plz!!!!!!!!!

And don't you DARE take my Gerry pie away from me you evil bitches!! That goes for you too, Mother! And I don't give a SHIT if Gerard has a feminely face! He cut his hair and dyed it blonde and even though he still looks hott, I ask: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?

http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/01062007/exclusive_my_chemical_romance_singer_engaged

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1. FMA Songfics » reviews
All your favorite FMA songfics such as: What Started as a Talent Show Resulted in Marriage chapters one and four, Drops of Jupiter, and many, many more. T for safety. Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 11-3-06
2. Winry Rockbell’s a Stupid Bitch Long Version reviews
Parody of the song Kyle's Mom's a Stupid Bitch long version from South Park. For Winry haters only. T for use of the word Bitch PLZ R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-23-06 - Winry R. - Complete
3. The Fallen » reviews
Based on the book Fallen. It's Ed's 18th bday and Noah realizes something horrible is coming for him. Movie spoilers, T for content in future chapters. PLZ REVIEW! Damn I suck at summaries! Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-3-06 - Published: 10-22-06
4. After the Love Has Gone reviews
Wendy and Stan break up, so Stan turns to Kyle. Style, Stendy. Please R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-7-06 - Stan M. & Wendy T.
5. My Last Breath reviews
That one episode that made everyone and their mama...cry, you know what I'm talkin bout! Final moments, StanXKenny, some KennyXKyle. Song My last breath by Evanescence. Inspired by My Last Breath by Fae Elric, also a death story Plz R&R!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-06 - Kenny M. & Stan M. - Complete
6. Being Immortal Sucks Ass reviews
Kenny writes a songlike poem to show what he thinks about dying all the time, T for suicide and some swearing in the song Please R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-06 - Kenny M. - Complete
7. What Boy Meets World Characters would never say! reviews
Title says it all! No flames! Cuz all flames will be replied with some hate mail! LOVE MY STORY PLEASE! BMW PLUSHIES FOR ALL WHO READ N REVIEW! JUST WRITE WHO U WANT!
Boy Meets World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-31-06
8. Know Your Stars: Futurama » reviews
The Futurama gang goes on All That's Know Your Stars! Chapter5: Prof. Farnsworth! Please R&R!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-4-06
9. Know Your Stars : Family Guy » reviews
The Family Guy crew goes on All That's Know Your Stars! Chapter9: Mayor West! Featuring: ASiP's Dee Reynolds, FMA's Winry, Maes, and Edward! Please R&R!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-2-06 - Published: 7-12-06
10. The Griffins, Through Meg’s Eyes reviews
Meg decides that her time is up, so she makes a video to tell her family what she thinks of them. Rated T for swearing and suicide. Please R&R!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-11-06 - Meg G. - Complete
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