Hi All,

I'm ogreatrandom. Just as a note I didn't plan on calling myself ogreatrandom. I was planing on adding a 1 on the end. It makes more sense that way. Either because of my non-existant computer skills or my lack of attention to detail I became ogreatrandom by mistake.

I have to thank or kill my friend enigmagirl2727 who got me hooked on fanfiction. I still haven't decided if it's a good thing to be addicted to or not. If you haven't read enigmagirl2727's stories you should. If you like X-Men read her first story and if you like LOTR, (and especially Mary-Sue paradies) read her second story.

Another good friend of mine, Girl Scout, writes on our group account, mbus55. She's working on an Alias story called, A Soph Hop Romance In Langly. It's really good and I can't wait for more!And if you like Harry Potter she posted it on mbus55 as well but there's only one chapter as of now. Anyway read them! You'll like them!

I've completed three stories, I'm so glad so many people read them. Here are my stories:

When You Break A TV: Maggie breaks her TV set and is cursed with seven nights of bad dreams where she is stuck in movies. The first night of Maggie's adventures finds her in the movie Princess Bride. Completed. Thank you to all who have read it since I finished it. It may surprise you all to know that I've never broken a tv. I have broken a cell phone, a regular phone, 3 cd players, a dvd player, 5 computers. Quite an impressive list if I do say so myself.

When You Break A TV: Night #2: In Maggie's second night she is sent to Pirates Of The Caribbean. Now complete! Yay! I'm so glad that so many people liked it. This is my first story to get 100 reviews!

When You Break A TV: Night #3: This is Maggie's thrid night trapped in the movies. It's Troy this time and Maggie finds herself fighting with Achilles' Myrmidons. Now complete.

When You Break A TV Night #4: Maggie is sent to Mulan for her forth night of punnishment. She works fixing weapons for the army and wondering why she keeps hearing singing. Now complete.

When You Break A TV Night #5: National Treasure is the movie Maggie gets stuck in during the fifth night. She is an ex-FBI agent trying to win back her job by helping Ben and the gang.

Just a note on the WYBATV stories. It's come to my attention that there is some debate about who actually invented the television. John Logie Baird was the inventer that Ricky Prediger mentioned in his review of the first story. Truthfully I have no idea. I got the name from a book my dad has and I thought Philo Farnsworth was a funny name. But just in case there's any confusion... well you just can't ask me. But just so you know that there is some debate.

The Last Valerious: This story is about Velkan Valerious' part werewolf daughter and her adventures when she joins the Knights Of The Holy Order. This story is so close to ending... I'm just stuck in the last two chapters. It's highly doubtful this story will be updated.

The Theif's Past: So this is another Pirates of the Caribbean thing. It's about Jack's daughter, which I know has been done but I hope you guys like it anyway! It's Norrington - OC, the first rommance I've ever tried! Now Complete! But as I just saw POTC2 it looks as if my whole idea's been ruined, sob. I'd just started the sequel too... maybe I'll finish it anyway and make it au...

To Keep A Secret: My first attempt at a Firefly fic. It's all about Zoe and Wash in their early relationship as they try to hide it from everyone else. It goes up until the wedding. Now complete!

Why Killing Yourself Is A Bad Idea: This fanfic is posted under mbus55, (a group account). I'm writing this story with enigmagirl2727. It's about a person who attempts suicide and is punnished. Her punnishment is to entertain ten suicidal fictional characters from stories such as, Lord Of The Rings, Les Mis, Harry Potter, and Troy. I think it's posted in the crossover section though it's possible we may change that.

Things As They Should Be By: Legolas: A humor story about the fanfic Legolas writes and then reads aloud. Thanks to everyone whose read this, people have been so great! Thank you again to reviewers! This is also posted under mbus55. Now complete. There are two sequels of a type: Things As They Should Be: A Christmas Story (one shot) and The Club also posted on mbus55.

Okay the next few things are all facts about me. You may not really give a damn in which case I'd advise you to not read them. If you agree with the things I like then I will consider you my friend, (don't you feel honored?), and respect you greatly.

Favorite Movies: My favorite movie of all times is Lord Of The Rings. I also like Pirates Of The Carribean, Van Helsing, Troy, Star Wars, Princess Bride, National Treasure, Sahara, and Elektra. Serenity is a new favorite of mine!

Favorite Book: My favorite book, (books?) is, (are?) Harry Potter. I also like Dorthy Gilmen's Mrs. Polifax, Tamara Pierce, the Stephanie Plum Books, Dan Brown's books, Alina Adams' figure skating seris, and Ten Little Indians.

Favorite TV Show: I watch a lot of television. Certain people have accused me of watching too much television. I happen to think there's nothing wrong with watching five hours of TV a day. My absolute favorite is LOST it's just too amazing for words. Boone should never have died. I also like Alias a lot and I've just started watching Supernatural. Oh, Charmed and Bones fit in that catogory too. I love humor shows also like Just Shoot Me, Friends, Venture Brothers,Will & Grace, Simpsons, and Futurama. I almost forgot that I love One Tree Hill, even if it isn't like any other show I watch. My newest favorite show is Firefly! It is amazing byond words. I saw one episode and then ran out and bought the whole season! I recomend it to all!

Favorite Color: Without a doubt my favorite color is black. I like blue also though, (the colors of a bruise in case you were wondering).

Favorite Weapon: I am a fan of the classic sword. It's a nice, all purpose weapon. And so sharp and shiny...

When I'm not reading or writing fanfics I'm either alseep (big chance of that), on the bus, at school (unless I can help it), hanging with friends, at the rink, at the movies, or watching TV. As you can tell a boring life. Why? Because I am not a spy! I am also not shady looking whatever anyone might say (you know who you are).

Of course most of you probably don't really care. Well that's tough because I'm writing this, not you.

Quotes: (not my quotes, movie quotes)

Disclaimer: None of these quotes are mine. They are the creation of many brilliant minds. They're all from movies, and I copied most of them from imbd.com which is an amazing site.

It began with the forging of the great rings... (Lord Of The Rings)

We all have our little problems! (Van Helsing)

One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them all. One ring to bring them all. And in the darkness bind them. (Lord Of The Rings)

I'm the family kook- I have a job, a house, health insurance... (National Treasure)

A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around. (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

You can't kill me, Victor. I’m already dead. (Van Helsing)

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

It's never too late to dig graves. You never know when you'll need a fresh one... (Van Helsing)

Al Giordino: Man, the Admiral's gonna freak when he hears you blew up his satellite phone.
Dirk Pitt: Not as much as when Rudy tells him that it was attached to the boat.(Sahara)

He was twitching because he's got MY AX BURIED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM! (Lord Of The Rings)

He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch. (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

I do not doubt his heart, only the reach of his arm. (Lord Of The Rings)

If you want him, come and claim him! (Lord Of The Rings)

Rudi Gunn: But I was hoping to meet a girl on the Australian trip!
Al Giordino: No, African Warzone; Ship of Death! (Sahara)

But why is the rum gone? (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

Oh, my God. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing? Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work. (Firefly)

Mal: Can't get paid if you're dead.
Jayne: Can't get paid if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothin' is, let me do the math here... nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'... (Firefly)

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder. (Star Wars)

Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass... And then you see it. White shores... and beyond. The far green country under a swift sunrise. (Lord Of The Rings)

There's no way that should've worked! (Sahara)

Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han Solo: It might! (Star Wars)

If you're late, run like hell. Don’t be late. (Van Helsing)

Three days' ride, as the Nazgul flies, and you'd better hope we don't have one of those on our tail. (Lord Of The Rings)

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. (Star Wars)

Rudi Gunn:What's a Panama?
Al Giordino: It's a Navy thing.
Rudi Gunn: I didn't know you were in Panama.
Al Giordino: We weren't in Panama, we were in Nicaragua.
Rudi Gunn: So why do you call it a Panama?
Al Giordino: Because we thought we were in Panama! (Sahara)

Size matters not. (Star Wars)

Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. (Star Wars)

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. (Lord Of The Rings)

Mal: Well look at this. 'Pears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just. (Firefly)

But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. (Lord Of The Rings)

Nobody tosses a dwarf. (Lord Of The Rings)

I am your father. (Star Wars)

Home is behind- The world ahead- And there are many paths to tread- Through shadow- To the edge of night- Until the stars are all alight- Mist and shadow- Cloud and shade- All shall fade- All shall... - Fade. (Lord Of The Rings)

Dirk Pitt: I'm sorry, I don't speak English.
Guard on Boat: You are speaking English right now.
Dirk Pitt: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English. (Sahara)

What about second breakfast? (Lord Of The Rings)

Okay, Ben, pay attention. I've brought you to the Library of Congress. Why? Because it's the biggest library in the world. Over 20 million books. And they're all saying the same exact thing: Listen to Riley. (National Treasure)

We be nice to them, if they be nice to us. (Lord Of The Rings)

You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

Simon: I've never shot anyone before.
Book: I was there, son. I'm fairly sure you haven't shot anyone yet. (Firefly)

You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart. (Star Wars)

What's this? A Ranger, caught off his guard? (Lord Of The Rings)

To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all. (Van Helsing)

Fool of a Took. (Lord Of The Rings)

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. (Star Wars)

Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. (Van Helsing)

It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking. (Lord Of The Rings)

Oh, yes, that's much better... Something's not right, because now I can't see. Oh, oh, yes, that's much better. Wait... wait. Oh, my. What have you done? I'm BACKWARDS. You flea-bitten furball. Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to... (Star Wars)

You don't have any friends, nobody likes you! (Lord Of The Rings)

Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at that. (Van Helsing)

Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?
Zoë: Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up.
Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it. (Firefly)

Balian of Ibelin: What is Jerusalem worth?
Saladin: Nothing. Everything! (Kingdom Of Heaven)

I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it! (Van Helsing)

Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took. (Lord Of The Rings)

Mal: We take it to Whitefall, maybe talk to Patience.
Zoë: Sir, we don't want to deal with Patience again.
Mal: Why not?
Zoë: She shot you.
Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit. (Firefly)

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. (Star Wars)

We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. (Firefly)

Pretty little fly. Why does he cry? Caught in a web. Soon he'll be... eaten. (Lord Of The Rings)

I'm very embarrassed, General Solo, but it seems you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor. (Star Wars)

Han Solo: Together again.
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han Solo: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always.
Han Solo: That bad, huh? (Star Wars)

Patron: River is about to be burned at the stake This is a holy cleansing. You cannot think to thwart God's will.
Captain Reynolds: Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? I'm not saying you weren't easy to find, but it was kind of out of our way and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's looking to kill some folk, so really it's his will y'all should be worried about thwarting. Cut her down.
Patron: She's a witch!
Captain Reynolds: Yeah, but she's our witch. So cut her the hell down. (Firefly)

Mr. Hyde: So, you're the great Van Helsing.
Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems. (Van Helsing)

TO THE KING! (Lord Of The Rings)

I'll clip off something. (Van Helsing)

Let's hunt some Orc. (Lord Of The Rings)

Why don't you go ahead and grab it? If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to stick your hand into a viscous material. (Van Helsing)

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode. (Serenity)

C-3PO: His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
Han Solo: Good, I hate long waits.
C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.
Han Solo: Doesn't sound so bad.
C-3PO: In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Han Solo: On second thought, let's pass on that, huh? (Star Wars)

He's not your brother anymore, Anna! (Van Helsing)

You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death. (Lord Of The Rings)

It's against my programming to impersonate a deity. (Star Wars)

Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice. (Van Helsing)

There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope. (Lord Of The Rings)

The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is, where he comes from, and if he really was evil at heart. What lies or threats led him on this long march from home, or he would not rather have stayed there... in peace? War will make corpses of us all. (Lord Of The Rings)

Oh, that's not good! Must... warn... someone! (Van Helsing)

Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him? (Star Wars)

No! I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow... and I will live forever. (Van Helsing)

Look for your friends, but do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands. (Lord Of The Rings)

comm is blinking, Han hits the button
Han Solo: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Voice: What happened?
Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Voice: We're sending a squad up.
Han Solo: Uh, uh, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han Solo: Uh...
shoots comm
Han Solo: Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we're gonna have company! (Star Wars)

The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. (Lord Of The Rings)

I'm at war with the world! And every living soul in it! (Van Helsing)

Velkan: I would rather die than help you.
Count Vladislaus Dracula: Oh, don't be boring, everybody who says that dies. (Van Helsing)

Tch, tch, tch, so much trouble to my Master, so much trouble. (Van Helsing)

Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise. Arise, Riders of Theoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises. Ride now... Ride now... Ride. Ride for ruin and the world's ending. DEATH! (Lord Of The Rings)

What in the name of Allah is wrong with you? (Van Helsing)

Han Solo: I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
Luke: There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
Han Solo: You're going to die here, you know. Convenient. (Star Wars)

The air around here is thick with envy... (Van Helsing)

Bring your pretty face to my axe. (Lord Of The Rings)

Fell deeds awake... Now for Wrath... Now for Ruin... and the Red Dawn... (Lord Of The Rings)

Don't worry. Death's not that bad. (Elektra)

Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land! (Lord Of The Rings)

Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for? (Lord Of The Rings)

Some lessons can't be taught, Elektra. They must be lived to be understood. (Elektra)

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first? (National Treasure)

Theoden: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?
Aragorn: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
Theoden: For death and glory.
Aragorn: For Rohan. For your people.
Theoden: The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep, one last time! (Lord Of The Rings)

Abigail Chase: referring to the underground staircase How did they build all this?
Ben Gates: The same way the built the pyramids
Riley Poole: Right... the aliens helped them (National Treasure)

We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side of death. (Van Helsing)

Echo Base Officer: You'll freeze to death before you reach the first marker!
Han Solo: Then I'll see you in Hell! (Star Wars)

We have to steal The Declaration of Independence! (National Treasure)

Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want, dammit. (Van Helsing)

To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-Oh! Oh, my personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and BURNED! (National Treasure)

The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark. (Lord Of The Rings)

Cold be heart and hand and bone. Cold be travelers far from home. They do not see what lies ahead, when Sun has failed and Moon is dead. (Lord Of The Rings)

I know I went over board with the quotes but I can't help it. I love it too much. Gold star if you read all the quotes since basiclly that's all this profile was. It's all my life is too come to think of it.