About me:

I'm a California chick. I usually live on Gaia (under this name if anyone cares) and my LJ whenever I'm not digging through this pit for a quality piece of fiction. I firmly believe that Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark-Hunter Series KICKS TWILIGHT ASS.

I've briefly thought of creating a beta profile but have decided that that would simply be too much work. I will however read stories that I have been asked to read or those that have been recommended to me. I'm probably too brutal to deal one-on-one with any single author for the purpose of making a story look good.

I love comments. They are my crack. Whether they are good or bad they make me smile.

I've received some questions about Undeniable and because I'm tired of explaining individually here's the deal- Its a light attempt at humor and a mini-jab at (eventually) many of the overdone 'plots' found in the HP fanfic archive updated in itty-bitty bits as I feel like it. It's my way of coping with an overabundance of stupid and I consider it therapy. It was posted at a point in my life when I was incredibly depressed and just looking for a release. By the time I realized I didn't really want it on here as a serious story it was too late to turn back. That said- read at your own risk.

An Important Note

I have recently lost all sympathy for each and every one of you spell-check challenged wanna-be's. I will show no mercy to you or your stories, no matter which fandom they fall under. That said, if you're here because I left a "mean" review and you want to curse at me and question my mental stability, then by all means feel free to click on the link at the top of the page where it says "Send Message". Be warned though, I will take great pleasure in dissecting your crap-tacular little rants on my sadly neglected Homepage.

I've just learned that I make Twilight fangirls cry! I had no idea how completely and utterly good that would make me feel.

EDIT: I don't try to make them cry, it just happens. Apparently the words "Your story has so many errors I want to gouge my eyes out- here's how to fix it..." spark something deep within them and turn them them into offended, sniffling, CAPSLOCK!!1!!1 bitches out for my blood. I'd be scared if it weren't for the fact that they speak in fragmented sentences and misuse punctuation.

REMEMBER, it's only because Sharkey can't stand to see you suck that she bashes you over the head with her steel baseball bat of finickiness. Her advice- try not to suck.

Review Responses and general information regarding my updates (or lack thereof) are located on my homepage.

A General Disclaimer: Obviously I don't own most, if any, of the characters found in my stories. They are property of many other people/corporations that are quite frankly not me. No money is being made off any of this. And even if I were making money doing this would I tell you? Most days I don't think I'm that dense.