Name: Wicked Winter
Age: 18

About Me: I enjoy long walks on the beach...ha ha just kidding. I don't even live near a beach. Anyway. I love writing but I'm kinda stuck with writers block often. I'm a Juggalette and I love my Fam. You fuck wit me you fuck wit everyone. And you best be prepared to get your ass beat. There ain't much more that ya need to know. I got my nick name cause Winter's when I get real wicked. The ice makes a perfect prank or weapon.

Stories:

Coming and Going: Sam's Tired of all the treatment she's getting at home from her family, friends, her horses, and most of all Jake Ely. She's tired of all the name calling and being yelled at for riding a wild horse or coming home late because of something that happens. She also tired of being ignored so Sam decides to leave and go back to San Francisco to live with Aunt Sue. Will Jake Realize his feelings for her after she leaves or will he dismiss them? Sake

Stories to Come:

UNTITLED: A Bella/Sam story. I dunno where I came up with it from. I'm gonna start posting it soon hopefully.

I NEED A BETA-READER!! I CAN'T LOOK FOR ERRORS ON MY OWN! APPLY THROUGH MESSAGING!

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (mhm!!)

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (I do have gay friends ha ha)

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (I think I actually remember reading one once...)

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. (ha ha. of course but I wouldn't exactly do it myself)

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. (mhm!! I have a couple friends like but I'm trying to brainwash more of them XD)

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. ("But I've only been on for fourteen hours(too bad its really been twenty! I want to stay on for five more!! Pretty please!!)

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. (I still read it!! all the time)

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (I love being 18)

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need. (I know!! I totally can too!)

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.