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Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, and Tsubasa Chronicle. Welcome to the Archives! These are the Archives of N.O.T. It is our goal to inject into the world of Naruto fanfiction some HUMOR, as we have found there to be far too much angst in this fandom. Yes, we understand that the series contains a lot of angst, but there is also a great deal of humor to be found. That being said, we have decided to present you (the Reader) with our Naruto fanfiction. This will mostly be omake, although there might be a serious story or two here and there. These will be marked as such. Now, who are "we," you may ask? We are the Archivists: Sneaky Cat Slippery Liz Clever Audrey Sly Omi Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto. That honor belongs to his creator, Kishimoto-sama. General Warnings: An Offer: Well, that should be all for now, so - on to the fiction! We hope you enjoy! Your Archivists, | |||||
1. 30 Kisses: Puppy Love » reviews[Complete] Written for the 30 Kisses livejournal. A set of 30 KibaNaruKiba drabbles all of which are Very Very Random, and all of which cheerfully ignore any semblence of a timeline andor series canon.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,099 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 4-4-06 - Kiba I. & Naruto U. - Complete2. Akatsuki Members Should Not Take Menial Missions reviewsSometimes even SClass missing nin have stupid jobs. Crack shonenai oneshot. KisameItachi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-1-07 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete3. Not Quite Paradise reviewsAfter Tokyo everything was different, and the bad seemed to outweigh the good. But that didn’t mean it had to stay that way forever. Acid Tokyo spoilers. Mild KuroFai.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-27-07 - Complete4. Death is in the eye of the beholder » reviewsDeath, like beauty and madness, is sometimes only in the eye of the beholder. But when once trustworthy eyes begin to lie, where is truth to be found? Complete. Mild KisaIta, last chapter.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 10-30-06 - Complete5. Operation Red Moon » reviewsDrabble Omake. Various moments in the life of Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi. KisaIta, Shonenai, and an obscene amount of crack.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 37 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 11-16-06 - Published: 3-11-056. Family reviewsHe hadn't expected to have a second chance at having a family, but now that he does, he's not going to let it go. Implied spoilers for Kurogane's backstory, chps. 124 & 125. Implied KuroganeFai.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete7. Evil, or Something Like It » reviewsAkatsuki drabbles. Humor and total crack. Do not expect any sense out of them. Spoilers for Part 2 of the manga. No pairings. 4: Why did Sir Leader listen to Deidara's schemes anyway?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-16-06 - Published: 12-27-058. Too Sexy For a Shirt » reviewsComplete. Various incidents involving the guys without their shirts on...and the girls around to appreciate it! Various pairings, all het. At last, number 10: Orochimaru gets a blind date with...?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,906 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 6-26-05 - Complete9. The World Loves a Tragic Story reviewsOneshot, AU, crack. The world might enjoy tragic stories best, but personally Kisame preferred happy endings. Mild KisaIta.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-14-05 - Complete10. All Along reviewsSerious, oneshot NaruHina. Naruto is feeling a bit down, but he talks with Hinata and begins to realize that sometimes the best things were in front of you all along.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-26-05 - Complete11. When Blondes Plot or How Orochimaru Was Defeated reviews[drabble CRACKFIC seminotquite crossover] Naruto has gone to get Sasuke back, but he's got a little help with him.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-16-0512. Animal Instincts » reviews[Drabble 18] A series of KibaNaru drabbles. There are some that would have you think that there is an order to all them, but there is no drabble timeline. These are random. Yaoi abounds.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 2-24-05 - Complete13. On the Sun reviewsSerious Crash and Burn drabble. Neji needs to speak with Sasuke...and he's always preferred metaphors. Last C&B related piece!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-6-05 - Complete14. The Epilogues » reviewsOMAKE (HUMOROUS) Epilogues for my fic Crash and Burn. What happens after Naruto and Sasuke get together... Shounen-ai. Epilogue 10! Last one! If he'd known that was all it took, Sasuke would have done this years ago...(Complete)Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 3-4-05 - Complete15. Weasel Meets Shark » reviews(One-shot) Short, random AU fic. What if Itachi and Kisame had fought each other in the Chuunin Exams? (Okay, so I lied. You get a little bit more. O.o)Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-27-05 - Published: 4-12-05 - Complete16. Food Play » reviewsA series of humorous drabble omake concerning the suggestive uses of food. Complete and total crack. Pairings listed by chapter. Shonenai and het. [Complete]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 2-22-05 - Complete17. An Unexpected Encounter reviews(One-shot...unless inspiration were to strike me. Sorry.) Sasuke had expected that someday he'd run into his brother again...just not like this...Randomness warning!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-27-05 - Complete18. Poetic Justice » reviewsSasuke learns to summon the snakes, but things don't always go quite the way he plans... Complete!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-2-05 - Complete19. Accusations reviews[Serious fic] Sasuke returns after a mission to find that Naruto has been arrested for murder. One shot. No timeline. SasunaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-9-05 - Complete20. Crash and Burn » reviews(Serious fic) SasuNaru. Sasuke returns after three years in Sound, and renews his friendship with Naruto. Realizing that his friend isn't well, he finally finds the words that Naruto needs to hear. COMPLETE.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 2-27-05 - Published: 2-22-05 - Complete21. Exiled Home » reviews[SasuNaru] Based on some fanart I saw. Naruto is a Tengu cast out of his colony with selective amnesia. He is sent to his second home, Konoha, where his formerly favorite person, Uchiha Sasuke, lives.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-23-05 - Naruto U.22. A Simple Game of Shougi reviews(One-shot) Shikamaru plays shougi with Temari. Something unexpected happens. ShikaTemari, hinted SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-20-05 - Complete
