MarsOutcast on FF.Net = fireofinuyashas on MM.Org

Just call me Spot.

Current Sponsored Quote: When other little girls wanted to be B A L L E T D A N C E R S, I kind of wanted to be a V A M P I R E.

I swear this must be Stephenie Meyer's Twilight's theme song: The Secrets That You Keep

I hear the secrets that you keep
when you're talking in your sleep...

Here's New Moon's theme song: Famous Last Words- My Chemical Romance

Now I know that I can't make you stay
But where's your heart?

Let's hear Eclipse: Over and Over- Three Days Grace

I feel it everyday, it's all the same
It brings me down again, but I'm the one to blame

Over and over, over and over I fall for you
Over and over, over and over, I try not to

Favorite stuff to snuff:
Linkin Park
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
All American Rejects
KoRn
Evanescence
Panic! at the Disco
Stonesour
Tool
The Academy Is...
Plain White T's
Armor For Sleep
Snow Patrol
Less than Jake
Three Days Grace
Lola Ray
Megan McCauley

Inuyasha Movies 1-4; Harry Potter Movies 1-5; Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl; Enchanted; Penelope; Howl's Moving Castle; Spirited Away; Kiki's Delivery Service; The Addams Family; The Addams Family Values...Does anyone else find the Final Destination series ridiculous, yet entertaining in the ridiculous...ness?

Favorite Manga (In order of discovery): Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Ranma 1/2, MARS...

Favorite school subjects: Geometry, LUNCH...English rocks this year

Favorite stores: Suncoast; Hot Topic; Bath & Body Works; Barnes & Noble...

Favorite (illustrated) hotties: Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Bankotsu, Kouga, Miroku; Kurama/Youko Kurama (May I scruff your hair?); Captain Sozo Sagara (I heart that guy); Rei Kashino (MARS the manga); Howl; Haku

Favorite quotes:

"Heart attacks, God's revenge for eating all his little animal friends."

"Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway."

"It is better to your mouth shut and appear stupid, rather than open it and remove all doubt."-Mark Twain

"So you're a genuine loser. I didn't think people like you existed out of teen movies."-Kagome- I'm positive this is from a fanfic, but unfortunately I can't remember who wrote it. If anyone knows, please tell me! (please)

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

"Be alert. The world needs more lerts."

"Lead me not into temptation...I can find it myself."

"Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not."

"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"So I was all like Avada Kedavra and he was all like Dead."

Edward Cullen
Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale
Smoother than you since 1843

Rosalie Hale
Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen
Quirkier than you since 1920

Emmett Cullen
Stronger than you since 1935

Bella Swan
Luckier than you since 1987

GiveUsAKiss413's fic Past and Present features a vamp!Bella who's been around since the late 1400s, and met Carlisle a few hundred years later. I nearly died laughing when I read this itty bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini of a flashback:
Carlisle's Point of View: (Chicago, 1917)
“Come here little deer, I want to eat you.”
“Bella, don’t talk to your food.”

Monday's child is fair of face.
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is full of woe.
Thurdays's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving.
Saturday's child works hard for a living.

February 12, 2007

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Copy this if you think those annoying kids should just give the rabbit some Trix, already.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

NOW: ADD YOUR NAME AND PASS ON THE WEIRDNESS!!

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, nevermore199. Kiss Me Kill. Simply Pretending, fickshonal, MarsOutcast

If any of the above stuff applies to you, copy it into your profile. Spread the weirdness! o_o

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

Linguistic Mix-Ups that I can't STAND:

Weary weer-ee

–adjective 1.physically or mentally exhausted by hard work, exertion, strain, etc.; fatigued; tired: weary eyes; a weary brain. 2.characterized by or causing fatigue: a weary journey. 3.impatient or dissatisfied with something (often fol. by of): weary of excuses. 4.characterized by or causing impatience or dissatisfaction; tedious; irksome: a weary wait.

–verb (used with object), verb (used without object) 5.to make or become weary; fatigue or tire: The long hours of work have wearied me. 6.to make or grow impatient or dissatisfied with something or at having too much of something (often fol. by of): The long drive had wearied us of desert scenery. We had quickly wearied at such witless entertainment.

Wary wair-ee

–adjective

ALSO!!-
ShadowInTheHall and I (MarsOutcast) am co-authoring a Harry Potter fanfic that is preoccupied with ridiculousness. It's called "Staplegunned" and you can find it under the author, Conspiracy.Com. However, beware- the story IS written from limited third-person mainly centered around original characters, "Howle Druze" and "Dahlia Abbey." It's Maurader era, and so far focuses on tormenting, um, everyone.