| shadow dragon04 |
Author has written 5 stories for Bionicle, and Transformers/Beast Wars. Hey wat sup i am shadow dragon and heres a little about me and i hope you like my stories i can also be found on the DeviantART my names whitefangedwolf200 so see you there and if you like anything or are offended please send me a message :) POLLS: I now have two polls up so please vote and thanks for looking at my profile name: Aint telling ya eye colour:hazle brown fav movie: Transformers(the new movie) fav programmes(etc): um lets think transformer,bionicles,stargateSG1/Atlantis fav pairnings: yamiXyugi , yamiXyami bakura , setoXjou , yamiXseto , jouXmai , rioXbakura , yami marikXyami bakura , yamiXyami marikXYamibakura , yugiXmalikXryou TahuXGali, TahuXKopaka TakanuvaXTahu,TakanuvaXGali,KopakaXLewa,OnuaXLewa,KopakaXGali fav saings: don't knock it till you've tried it. There are a thousand ways I could destroy you, and 941 of them hurt. To put it in terms your simple mind would understand- I disageed with something I ate. I'm gonna explain this to you before everyone gets in a tizzy. If you farted consistently for six years and nine months, you would produce enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Sweet!) -The human heart pumps with enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet outside of the body. (I believe there is only one word that accurately describes my sentiments on this - cool.) Banging your head against a wall eats up 150 calories an hour. (It also eats up 10 brain cells for each time you hit your head. Moreover, it hurts.) - The male praying mantis cannot copulate with his head attached to his body. The female mantis initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. Right handed people live - on average - nine years longer than left-handed people do. (What happens if you are ambidextrous?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I have met people like that.) - Starfish have no brains. (I have met people like that too...) - Polar bears are left-handed. (How the heck do we know that?) /if you know anything about bioncle the next ones will make sense to you if not then you need to watch the three movies and read the comics/ Matau: I say we go left. Then a few books later... Matau: We go right. The five Rhotuka spinners slammed into Roodaka, unleashing their elemental fury. She was staggered by the onslaught, but not felled. Instead, her response was chilling laughter. "All right," said Matau. "Who quick-launched the tickle spinner?" Onewa:"Can you fly?" Matau: "Straight down maybe There's nothing I hate more than a talkative shrub I'm not crazy, I'm insane because crazy starts with a C and insane starts with an I and I am insane! "Whatever your enemy does wrong, you do right. Whatever your enemy does right you do better." "You have my sincere condolenses for the loss of your soul. " "Cheaters never win...and regret it." There's only Us. There's only This Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, Stephfunky, shadow dragon04. If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile ~Repost this to help stop racism~ Black and White: A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored? If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have no problem with O.C.s and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile. Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fan girls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Or all of them? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how overly fangirlyness SUCKS. YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree. Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile. If you DON'T watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile ~If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you~ I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm MEXICAN so I MUST belong in a gang. | |||||||||
1. Dimensions Apart » reviewsShadow is sucked into a breach and thrown into a different demension where she meets up with Ultra Rodimus again Story is CoWrote by Ultra Rodimus and is part of her Ultra Rodimus Prime seriesTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-21-06 - Published: 9-5-062. If i had known reviewsThis is based on My Oc's Raven and Tailan the ToaDragons of Shadow and Light who are the last of their kind after Makuta destroyed their island home killing their people leaving them as the last of their kind :Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-29-06 - Complete3. A Chat between Dimensions reviewsOne day Shadow and the rest of the Autobots get a surprise when a mech falls from the sky and a conversation acurs between him and Shadow. Fan story for Ultra rodimus as she inspired me new name so sue me if it sucks :PTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-06 - Complete4. Caught in a Dream reviewsthis song is for those who like bionicle 3 web of shadowsBionicle - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-15-06 - Complete