Nickname: Kuyami (Kuya)

Penname: Makurayami Ookami (Darkness Wolf)

My Look on Life:

It's a kill or be killed world, where you have to fight for the right to live, the weak die and the strong survive. Believe in this and you may just live.

Knowledge is Power but Instinct is Survival.

Happiness is not the abscense of problems but rather the ability to deal with them.

The enemy of your enemy is your ally.

You forgive it and forget it, but you'll relive it and regret it.

(I HAVE A VERY HARD PROBLEM WITH UPDATING. EVERYTHING WILL EVENTUALLY GET UPDATED BUT IT TAKES A WHILE. SOME OF MY STORIES ARE UP FOR ADOPTION, LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT IT.)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

I found this in lil joker profile. And lil joker's right, I wanna do some of this stuff!! I took this from angelkit.

JUST GOT THIS LIST BUT FIGURE IT WOULD HELP!!

AU/AR -- alternate universe/ alternate reality

BD/SM -- bondage/ discipline/ sado-masochism

B-MOD -- body modification (tattoos, scarification, etc)

CANON -- follows original book plot

D/S --dominance/ submission

EXHIB -- exhibitionism

FEMM SLASH -- female/ female relationship

FET -- fetish

FLUFF -- cute (much like a 'chick-flick' or in this case a 'chick-fic')

HET -- male/ female relationship

INC -- incest

LEMON -- sexual content (M and NC17)

LIME -- mild sexual content (PG13)

MPREG -- male pregnancy

N/C or NONCON-- non consensual, forced sex, rape

OC -- original character

OOC -- out of character

PREG -- female pregnancy

PWP -- porn without plot

S&M -- sadism/ masochism

SLASH -- male/ male relationship (also known as 'YAOI')

SH -- sexual harassment

SHOTA -- an older person attracted to someone underage

TORT -- torture

TOYS -- sexual toys

VOY -- voyeurism

VS -- vampire sex

WD -- wet dream

WIP -- work in progress

Quotes:

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I hear voices and they don't like you

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit , I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

The road to hell is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with their good intentions.

Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh again.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference."

"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we f--d up."

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

I'm awesome. Agree or die.

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over."

Acton got it backward: what engenders corruption is paranoia, the perception of inadequate power. Absolute power renders you completely immune to corruption.'

'Do not waste your fear on the mighty. Cowards make the deadliest opponents - and pacifists never fight fair: they can't- and the worst thing about terrorists is how weak they are: so weak that they have to be monstrous to accomplish anything.'

What he said about terrorists, that also applies to bullies because what is a bully except a terrorist who specializes in terrorizing a small specific group in their immediate area." got these from a story titles mcgill from chapter 7.

Help us all by reading the below. If you agree please put it in your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

The Dramatic Uke (Now otherwise known as me, I have a sad little life. Ha ha.)

Intense, untrusting, and with a flair for dark drama, the Dramatic Uke experiences the world on a different level than most. Creative and deep feeling, they are experts at human emotion, and can see right through to your real motives and weakness. However, they are ruled by their own thoughts and emotions, sometimes too much. As they cannot escape the darkness within their soul, they find themselves subconsciously drawing in the Sadistic Seme - the only one who can make them forget...

Other common traits of the Dramatic Uke personality include being: intelligent, suspicious, manipulative, sensual, and secretive.

The Dramatic Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Fire

Chinese Zodiac: Snake

Color: Deep Purple

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