| Numair's Lover |
Author has written 4 stories for Song of the Lioness. I am a veteran on this site, and return to it every-so-often when I remember it and have the time to think of leisurely writing (which is rare) • Currently I am a Bio major/psych minor, and enjoy reading and writing on the side. • Definitely a D/N shipper, even though it has been a long time since I have picked up a Tamora Pierce novel. A good D/N story never goes out of style ;-) my current movie and book obsession is Atonement, both of which are beautiful in their own way. Favorite quotes: Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they always bring a smile to your face when you shove them down a flight of stairs "Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success." "The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide." "Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way." • My favorite post from my favorite fanfic friend: Dear Numair's Lover, I extend my ostentatious gratitude for your appreciation. Even as you compliment my fourty fourth personality, as well as myself, the fourty fifth, I must say that what you call yourself by is very misleading. Are you in fact Numair's lover, or perhaps you are a fantastical figment? I do not understand who this Numair is and I don't understand Fourty fourth's obsession/infatuation. Yes, I may be writing this from the inside of a chocolate couldren in the fourty fourth's bedroom closet, and yes, alright, I may be cutting vegetables into my own stew, and YES, I may be basting myself repeatedly, oh... so deliscious, but that does not make me any less human. Yes, it is me, and I am certainly NOT your lover. Perhaps you have my brother, Milfred? Yours in steamy secrecy and chocolate carrots, her fourty fifth personality, Numair Salmalin P.S. Would you like salt, or pepper? I cling my shakers to you my friend. | |||||||
1. A Tribute to Narm's Briton 44 reviewsNumair dying? Yep. Numair dying in strange, sometimes painful ways? Sure, why not. Numair dying AND a nice dose of mocking a fellow writer such as NB44? Oh you betcha.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-18-062. Caution: High Voltage reviewsAll it took was one stormy night and his life changed forever....Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-29-05 - Complete3. Mortal Heroes » reviewsIn a fight against the elements, only one will prevail... DNSong of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 3-29-054. Return of Chaos » reviewsDaine and Numair are settled together, and have never been happier. That is, until an old enemy comes knocking at their doorstep. DNSong of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-14-05 - Published: 3-1-05