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Numair's Lover
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since: 02-18-05, id: 761222, Profile Updated: 05-16-08
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Song of the Lioness.

I am a veteran on this site, and return to it every-so-often when I remember it and have the time to think of leisurely writing (which is rare)

• Currently I am a Bio major/psych minor, and enjoy reading and writing on the side.

• Definitely a D/N shipper, even though it has been a long time since I have picked up a Tamora Pierce novel. A good D/N story never goes out of style ;-)

my current movie and book obsession is Atonement, both of which are beautiful in their own way.

Favorite quotes:

Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they always bring a smile to your face when you shove them down a flight of stairs

"Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success."
-Henry Ford

"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."
-Jane Austen, Emma

• My favorite post from my favorite fanfic friend:

Dear Numair's Lover,

I extend my ostentatious gratitude for your appreciation.

Even as you compliment my fourty fourth personality, as well as myself, the fourty fifth, I must say that what you call yourself by is very misleading.

Are you in fact Numair's lover, or perhaps you are a fantastical figment? I do not understand who this Numair is and I don't understand Fourty fourth's obsession/infatuation.

Yes, I may be writing this from the inside of a chocolate couldren in the fourty fourth's bedroom closet, and yes, alright, I may be cutting vegetables into my own stew, and YES, I may be basting myself repeatedly, oh... so deliscious, but that does not make me any less human.

Yes, it is me, and I am certainly NOT your lover. Perhaps you have my brother, Milfred?

Yours in steamy secrecy and chocolate carrots,

her fourty fifth personality, Numair Salmalin

P.S. Would you like salt, or pepper? I cling my shakers to you my friend.

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1. A Tribute to Narm's Briton 44 reviews
Numair dying? Yep. Numair dying in strange, sometimes painful ways? Sure, why not. Numair dying AND a nice dose of mocking a fellow writer such as NB44? Oh you betcha.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-18-06
2. Caution: High Voltage reviews
All it took was one stormy night and his life changed forever....
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-29-05 - Complete
3. Mortal Heroes » reviews
In a fight against the elements, only one will prevail... DN
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 3-29-05
4. Return of Chaos » reviews
Daine and Numair are settled together, and have never been happier. That is, until an old enemy comes knocking at their doorstep. DN
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-14-05 - Published: 3-1-05
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