| redbanker |
Author has written 5 stories for Supernatural, and Numb3rs. Well I'm 29 former banker who now runs a retail wine shop. Sooo I love to read. I've been into fanfiction for at least the last 8 or 9 years. I love the freedom it allows. I've just posted my first story and I hope everyone likes and reviews please. I'm a huge Supernatural fan Jared and Jenson both Rock. I"ve loved Jared for Gilmore Girls, and yes I'm a Narco all the way. I love Veronica Mars, Bones, Las Vegas, NCIS, Buffy and Angel. I'm your basic all around Joss Whedon junkie. Firefly RULES! Fox network execs. are morons. Pairing's GG - R/D NARCO RULES. I mean Tristan was there for three seconds and was a jackass the entire time. I mean how very kindergarden to call a girl names to get her attention. How in the world could you turn that down in favor of a guy that pays attention to you and builds you a car and orders 3 different types of pasta so you don't have to choose on your anniversary. Call me crazy. I also hated and I mean hated Jess at first. He skips town after trying to force Rory into having sex with him when she wasn't ready and never calls. BASTARD! So he read a book Whoop de doo. And Logan don't even get me started on Logan. Augh! VM - LoVe OMG Logan is so HOT! Donut is a doofus. Sure say I love you by implicating your girlfriend in a felony kidnapping of your ex-girlfriends love child that you told her nothing about. Not to mention sleeping with her while she was druged and you thought she was you sister. That's one love story I'd want to be over. SN - My favorite show on TV. I mean OMG! Jenson Ackels and Jared Padalecki. It's like eye candy heaven. Not to mention the humor, the horror, and the drama. What an amazing show. Quotes: "Remember a girl can run faster with her skirt up then a man can with his pants down." "A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitted next to you saying Damn that was fun." Angel has just saved Rachel from a violently abusive boyfriend, while Spike watches — and narrates — from the rooftop. Spike as Rachel: How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? Spike as Angel: No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. Rachel steps closer to Angel; Angel steps back, warding her off with his hands. Spike as Angel: No, not the hair! Never the hair! Spike as Rachel: But there must be some way I can show my appreciation. Spike as Angel: No — helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! Spike as Rachel: I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so... Spike as Angel: Ah. Say no more. Evil's still afoot... and I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile — AWAY! They leave. Spike lights up a cigarette. Spike as himself: Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. The Ring of Amara, a visit from your old pal Spike, and — oh, yeah — your gruesome, horrible death. Mal refuses to kill the prone, humiliated Atherton. Mal: Mercy is the mark of a great man. He lightly stabs Atherton. Mal: Guess I'm just a good man. He repeats the poking. Mal: Well, I'm all right. Sir Warrick: You didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah, I know. It was just funny. Dean: So crayons is more your thing? That's cool. Chicks dig artists. Hey, these are pretty good. You mind if I sit and draw with you for a while? I'm not so bad myself. You know, I think you can hear me, you just don't want to talk. I don't know exactly what happened to your dad, but I know it was something real bad. I think I know how you feel. When I was your age, I saw something...anyway...well, maybe you don't think anyone will listen to you, or uh...or believe you. I want you to know that I will. You don't even have to say anything, you could draw me a picture about what you saw that day with your dad on the lake. Lucas: (continues drawing) Dean: Okay, no problem. This is for you (Hands Lucas the picture he drew) This is my family. (Points to the people he drew) That's my dad. That's my mom. That's my geek brother, and that's me. Alright, so I'm a sucky artist. I'll see you around, Lucas. Sam: Alright it's time for plan B. We're getting on that plane. Dean: Wha… what? Hang on a second— Sam: Dean, that plane is leaving with over a hundred passengers on board, and if we're right, that plane is gonna crash. Dean: I know. Sam: Well, okay. We need to get on the plane, we need to find that demon and exorcise it. Look, I'll get the tickets and you just go get whatever you can from the trunk, whatever will get past security, and meet me back here in five minutes. (Dean looks shocked) You okay? Dean: No, not really. Sam: What? What's wrong? Dean: Well, I kinda have this problem with, um... (makes the movement of plane taking off with his hands) Sam: Flying? Dean: It's never really been an issue until now. Sam: You're joking, right?! Dean: Do I look like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam? Sam: Alright, uhh… I'll go. Dean: What?! Sam: I'll do this one on my own. Dean: Are you nuts? You said it yourself, that plane's gonna crash. Sam: Look, Dean, we can do it together, I can do this one by myself. I'm not seeing a third option here. Dean: Come on! Really? Man... | |||||||||
1. Confusion Tolerance reviewsSet after S3 finale, Charlie has some secrets. Mention of Slash, no bashing of any characters. I hope you enjoy. Disclaimer; I own nothing.Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-4-08 - Charlie E. - Complete2. The Art of Survival » reviewsThe Winchesters at Hogwarts. New and hopefully improved.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,083 - Reviews: 228 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 3-7-07 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete3. May you live in interesting times » reviewsWhat happens when the demon that killed Mary heads for Sunnydale California? Asses will be kicked, that's what.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,531 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 6-24-06 - Complete4. The Times That Count » reviewsSequel to Moments this deals with the brother's vacation and the revelations that occur.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-13-06 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete