98 Percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angel of music, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Hydromaniac, PreyoftheDemons, Battygirl, Kaguma.

Hello my name is Kaguma. But you can also call me Kamara or Kyoko. If you couldn't tell by my icon, I have a little obsession with the Twilight Series. Mainly Edward Cullen. But I'm sure that many people like him to, but let me tell you this: HE IS MINE!! I'm not going to gripe at you if you do like him but just don't say it around me. I've read all the Twilight Books, and I've even read the 1st 12 chapters of Midnight Sun. I know a lot of useless information on the Twilight Series. Please don't EVER test me over them.

TWILIGHT OBSESSION

Things a Twilight Obsessed does.

1.)-You hear/see the characters in your head
2.)-You know vampires exist, aren’t ashamed of it and wish you were one
3.)-You use quotes from the books in your everyday speech
4.)-You memorized parts of the book and mutter them constantly to yourself
5.)-You want to visit/live in Forks
6.)-A love song comes up on the radio and you immediately relate it to Twilight
7.)-You add said song to your I-pod under the Twilight Play list
8.)-You dream about the book
9.)-You sleep with the books cradled in your arms
10.)-You no longer pay attention to your non-Twilight friends
11.)-Your Twilight friends and you wish each other goodnight saying “Dream of Edward”
12.)-Your sweetheart and you call each other ‘Edward’ and ‘Bella’
13.)-You no longer say OMG. You say OMCarlisle, OMEdward or OMVampire
14.)-You added ‘Cullen’, ‘Volturi’ and ‘Quileute’ to your computer’s dictionary
15.)-You are seriously considering naming your kid after a character
16.)-You organize “vampire speed races” and the last one is “a filthy werewolf”
17.)-You hear the name ‘Edward’ and you turn around, screaming “WHERE?!”
18.)-You hear thunder and say “Home run, Emmett”
19.)-You still cry at the sad parts, laugh at the funny ones and sigh at the romantic ones even though you’ve read them a thousand times
20.)-People confuse you with a vampire, not because you’re pale or beautiful but because of the shadows under your eyes (you spent all night up rereading the books)
21.)-You tell jokes about Twilight although you know no one will understand you
22.)-You read the part where Edward leaves Bella and cry your eyes out
23.)-Then you think, “Better. With Bella gone, Edward is mine.”
24.)-When someone asks you how your food is, you say “Well, it’s no irritable grizzly…”
25.)-When it’s dusk outside, you mutter “Twilight again. The safest part of the day for us…”
26.)-Apples, Tulips and Red Ribbons are your new favorite fruit, flower and accessory
27.)-You photo-shopped your own photo so you look like a vampire
28.)-You see a Volvo and squeal with delight.
29.)-You match your friends to the character they remind you of (ditto with actors, singers, random people on the street, etc)
30.)-You open the book and know exactly where you are by reading two or three words
31.)-When someone mentions how scary something was, you scoff and say “James and Victoria are scarier.”
32.)-You believe that previous vampire myths (garlic, wooden stakes, bat wings) are stupid and obsolete
33.)-You spend all day speaking about Twilight, and people tell you to shut up
34.)-You want to buy a Volvo/Jeep/Porsche, etc.
35.)-You see a bite on somebody’s hand (even if it was their dog) and immediately think, “James…”
36.)-You see a forest and shiver thinking HE might be hunting in there
37.)-Although you know it won’t be anything like you imagined it, you’ll still camp outside the cinema on November 20th.
38.)-You pre-ordered your copy of Breaking Dawn and count down the days.
39.)-You go to the zoo and think: “Hmmm. Buffet”
40.)-You are laughing and nodding as you read this Quiz!

Other Randomnessess (I thank edwardluver925 for these):

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile (hot is an understatement)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a BIT (bella in training, as in cluminess) copy and paste this on your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

AHD is Automatic by Hyperness Disorder

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (OMC I was just talking about someone who should be run over before I read this!)

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sxy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sxy was gone. (...until I read about Edward)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drgs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. ( I lost count after fifty...)

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1915

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

And then there's Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD(screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS til he's ded. Especially after Eclipse)

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

If Bella and Edward don't stay together, I swear I'm gonna stab someone.

I can only please one person per day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking so good either.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

It's a matter of life after deth-now that he's ded, I have a life

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. (and that's being generous)

FYI: you are NOT bringing sxy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

YOUTUBE MYSPACE and I'll GOOGLE your YAHOO

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have Edward Cullen!

I made the Cowardly Lion look like the terminator.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Let's call him "Joe"

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. grls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the ded body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Live a little. Because you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

Somebody is a bit cranky today... Have you had your daily dose of Edward yet??

TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.

TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.

TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.

TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.

TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.

TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.

TEAM BELLA: because she's Edward's girl.

TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.

You sit and listen while I talk about fictional characters like they actually exist.

This is for all those girls who wanted to murder Jacob when he kissed Bella.

My boyfriend is a vampire, OH WHAT NOW!?

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blende r when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Copy'N'Paste:

1.) If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste
2.) If you feel lazy, and don't want to copy and paste this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile anyway
3.) If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile
4.) If u've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question copy and paste this on ur profile
5.) If u've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to ur profile
6.) If u've ever fallen UP stairs copy and paste this on ur profile
7.) If u've ever pushed a door that said pull in really big letters or visa versa copy and paste this on ur profile
8.) 92 percent of american teens would die if abercrombie and fitch said it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to ur profile if you would be part of the 8 peercent that would be laughing they're butt off
9.) If u have ever laughed randomly while watching a movie at a part tha wasn't funny copy and paste this to ur profile
10.) If u've ever fallen off a chair backwards copy and paste this to ur profile
11.) If u've ever copied and pasted something to ur profile, copy and paste this on ur profile
12.) If you totally don't know what OME copy this into your profile
13.) If you love randomness... copy this into your profile
14.) If you've ever tripped over air copy this into your profile
15.) CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
16.) My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
17.) If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
18.) If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile
19.) If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile
20.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile
21.) If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile
22.) If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile
23.) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
24.) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
25.) If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile
26.) Copy and paste this into your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird!
27.) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
28.) If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile
29.) If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile
30.) Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
31.) If you or your friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

32.) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

33.) If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."

Interests:

Anime (of course),

Manga,

Drawing,

Reading,

Writing (When in the mood),

Hanging out with friends

Favorite Anime Male Characters :

Sesshomaru (InuYasha)

Matt (Death Note)

Solomon (Blood Plus)

Ichigo (Bleach)

Gaara (Naruto)

Kenta Usui (Chibi Vampire)

Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Hayate (Pretear)

Yayoi (Loveless)

Favorite Anime Female Characters:

Rin (InuYasha)

Rem (Death Note)

Diva (Blood Plus)

Yachiru (Bleach)

Sakura (Naruto)

Anju Maaka (Chibi Vampire)

Rin Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Favorite Movies:

Twilight the Movie (Forgot how many times I've seen it),

Underworld,

Underworld Evolution,

The Messengers,

Harry Potter (all that are out so far),

Prom Night

Favorite Books:

The Twilight Series,

The Cirque du Freak Series,

Night World Series,

Daughters of the Moon,

Uglies Series,

House of Night Series,

Peeps,

Harry Potter (I know I'm a dork!),

Vampire Kisses,

The Mediator Series

I live in a world of Rainbows, hearts, bunnies and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding, the bunnies are acting all emo again, and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life =D

Boom Chicka Wah Wah...

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

A Normal Guy v. Edward Cullen

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward Cullen would kill himself because life without you isn’t worth living.

(“Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious. “..but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmet and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.”)

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

(He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.”
“Always.”)

As you come back home, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back home, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

(“I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home.’)

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.

(“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”)

A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

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