Hi hi! Well I'm KitsuneChan69 (was GerardWayIsMINE, then itanaruyaoi...I'm sorry! It's just that I'm Kitsune-chan everywhere else, so...) and I hope you like my stories. _

About me: Well, I like yaoi, yuri, Naruto ( I like a lot of other shows and animes, but this is my fav), singing, reading, writing, drawing, ect...

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...Gawd, I'm lazy...-_-'

Oh, and read my fanfiction only if your patient, I tend to be very slow...Emphasis on very slow. Um...I haven't updated in over a year, and frankly...I have no angsty excuse for it. o.o" But I'm almost done with the latest one-shot I'm writing, and I have at least 30 other stories in my head, (not to mention I need to update Rakuen)so it (hopefully) won't be too long.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1.Pein

2. Itachi

3. Hidan

4. Deidara

5. Sasori

6. Sasuke

7. Madara

8. Tobi

9. Hinata

10. Naruto

11. Sai

12. Kakuzu

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, not exactly mah cup of tea.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Super hot...I love his smirk!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That would be crack-tastic. =D

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yus.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Oh hellz yes.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

SasoNaru ftw!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

Madara: ...How are we related? -twitch-

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Hidan smirked at the chained up blond, watching him shudder as he lightly traced the lashes on his back with the whip. "Heh...who would have thought you to be a pain-slut Naruto?"

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hm...I dunno, but it would definately be crack.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Dead Inside

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

...It should be the other way around, but...um...sake?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dunno...but I hope not. D:

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Dunno. Maybe.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I dunno, but that would be hot.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

I'M COMING, BELIEVE IT!!1 XD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hm..."Dare To Be Stupid" by Weird Al? XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Crack, BDSM, and yummy zombie lovin'.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Itachi-sama...you wanna test this container?" -wink-

THE NARUTARD SURVEY.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Hidan, Itachi, and Naru-chan

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

It was ItaNaru, but now is the pretty much non-existant HidanNaru

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Pfft...yaoi.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

I tried to be Itachi...ish. But failed...epically.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

I have 5 Naruto animal plushies (Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, and Shikamaru), an Itachi-sama plushie, 2 Naruto headbands, a few t-shirts, atleast 40 volumes of Shonen Jump, an Itachi neko hat, an Akatsuki cloak I'm selling to a friend soon, and I'm working on getting a Jashin-sama necklace.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Not really...though I wouldn't mind Hidan-sama as a mate...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Naruto belongs to the Akatsuki or the Uchihas, so KibaHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru, neither Sasuke or Naruto may be pairied with a girl...unless it's like Sasu/Fem!Naru or vice versa...

9. Which team is your favorite?

Does Akatsuki count?

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Tobi is (a good boy!)Madara, so no.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

The Yondaime was Minato, who is Naruto's father, so yes. Besides, how could they not be related? Just look at them, anyone who isn't an r-tard could see that.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Hidan-sama!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

It depends on what kind of moon I'm in.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No, I'm sticking with the manga for now (though I'm willing to make an exception for the Itachi and Hidan/Kakuzu episodes).

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yus.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Yes. Though I like to go with a lot of fanfiction and think his idiocy is a mask.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub ftw, I hate dubbing. DX

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

I usually hate her, but I like her in Shippuuden, she's like Narutos' older protective sister.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny. I love him...though I certainly like Madara...

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Uchiha Madara.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Hm...depends.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Naru-chan! I already have an obsession with drawing him in girls clothes, so... Or Deidara.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Hm...someone who is really angsty or serious...like the Akatsuki or Uchihas.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Yeah, just a little bit too much.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yeah.

27. Do you like lemons?

Hellz yus. Though I now find plain lemons boring and they must have something kinky like BDSM or some other fetish.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

It's a "we don't know what the hell you're talking about" kind of thing.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Oh Jashin-sama, I love it.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Yeah.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Dunno, I think so.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Yeah. Or they'll be like "who's she?" "...Not a girl, that's Naruto." "...But he's wearing a lolita dress." "...Yeah."

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No, but it would be funny.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Yes.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Not yet.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Yus.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No, Pein is the Akatsuki leader. >_>

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I draw it, but I don't know how much there is, I just know there is a lot.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Still sexy? He's sexier. >X3

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

No.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

...Pretty much. I've been into it since about 2003.

1. Favorite yaoi pairing: HidanNaru/ItaNaru

2. Favorite yuri pairing: InoSaku/TemaHina

3. Favorite het pairing: ShikaTema/NejiHina

4. Overarching shiny M3ant2b3 OMGOTP: ItaNaru

5. Favorite threesome: ItaSasuNaru

6. Favorite teacher/student pairing: MadaIta/JiraNaru

7. Favorite guilty pleasure: ItaSasu

8. Crack of choice: KisaNaru

9. Because it's pretty: SasoDei

10. w-w-WHY, cruel world?: SasoSaku

11. Favorite canon(-ish, loose definition, etc, this is Naruto we're talking about): ItaSasu/SasuNaru

12. It all makes sense. After I've had a few beers, anyway.: AkatsukiNaru (except for Konan of course)

13. Dysfunctionality, baby. It's what makes the world go 'round.: KakuHidan

14. Because I can: AkatsukiNaru

15. My first Naruto 'ship EVAR: SasuNaru

16. Where has all the shiny gone/why don't I feel the love anymore?: AkatsukiNaru

17. Me/this 'ship = one night stand: Anyone besides the Uchihas or Akatsuki/Naruto

18. Obscure character 'ship: MadaIta

19. Favorite Naruto x powerful boy who's ass he kicked(/is going to kick three years from now) pairing: KakuNaru XD

20. Twosome permutation of Team 7: SasuNaru

You
How did you discover Naruto?: Shonen Jump
Do you reccomend Naruto to other people?: If I did, I'd probably be bitched at since it's so mainstream XD
Are you happy you discovered Naruto?: a bit
Are you obsessed with Naruto?: definately
Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?: yup
WHEN did you first discover Naruto?: 2003
Download
Do you download Naruto manga?: no, I go to onemanga.com
Do you download Naruto anime?: just a few episodes for AMV's I'll never figure out how to make DX
Do you think you have the right to do that?: sure
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?: no one tells me that
Where did you first download Naruto manga from?: I don't
Where did you first download Naruto anime from?: veoh
Characters
Who is your favorite character?: Hidan-sama
Who is your least favorite character?: pre-Shippuuden Sakura and Karin
Which character do you think is most misunderstood?: Itachi-sama and Naru-chan
Which character is most under-rated?: some of the minor characters I suppose
Which character has the worst past?: Itachi, Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?: rivalry slash pwns
Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?: Lee should be with Gaara, so screw her
Do you even like Lee?: he's so kawaii!
Do you hate Sasuke?: sometimes
Do you hate Yashamaru?: yes,though he is purdy...
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?: yes, and a friend
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?: I can't, but others probably can
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin?: yeah, he's a great strategist
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin?: yes, including Naru-chan
Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight?: probably, though he relies on his bugs
Does Shino's bugs creep you out?: not really, there are weirder characters
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?: neko-chan!
What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?: sexy
Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?: hellz yes
Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit?: nah, he's the the way he is
Do you think Gaara is evil?: no, just neglected and misunderstood
Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile?: yup
Why do you think Kakashi is late so much?: I know he's visiting the stone with all the hero's names on it, but if there were another reason, he'd be fapping
Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty?: yup
Do you think Haku had pretty nails?: yeah
Did you originally think Haku was a girl?: yes XD
Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl?: no
Which character is the best looking?: most of the Akatsuki
Which character is the worst looking?: Orochimaru
What was your first impression of Lee?: very "youthful"
What was your first impression of Gai?: likes "youth" (liek GaiLee lolz >_>)
Do you think Sakura is useless?: before Shippuuden, completely
Which female kicks the most ass?: Tsunade, shippuuden-Sakura, and Hinata
Who should become the 6th Hokage?: Naru-chan
Fandom
What is your favorite pairing?: HidanNaru
What is your least favorite pairing?: SasuSaku or Narusaku
What pairing makes the least amount of sense?: SasuSaku, NaruSaku, ItaSaku, DeiSaku, KisaSaku, HidanSaku, ect...
What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri?: yummylicious
Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction?: yus
Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart?: yeah
What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto?: angst, horror, humor, and romance
What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics?: cool
what do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics?: -vomits-
Does it bother you that Gaara is so Ooc in most romance fics?: nah, if it's done right it's ok
Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?: no, but I do love fanfics like that
Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it?: sometimes, until he does something completely "blond" XD
Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?: Naruto
Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father?: yeah
Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends?: -giggles- sometimes, depends on what mood I'm in
Do you WANT them to be more then just friends?: sometimes
Is Neji obsessed with birds or what?: well, he is "the caged bird of fate"
Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath?: he likes to look underneath other things too XD
Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto?: totally
Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students?: he did admit his love for Naruto XD
Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka?: yup
Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids?: shota-con ftw! XD
Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?: sometimes, doesn't matter to me
Do you like A/U Naruto fics?: if it's good
Do you like OC's in Naruto fics?: not really
Do you read NCS Naruto fics?: sometimes, it adds to the angst
Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it?: I don't deny it

Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics?: hellz yeah
What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying?: the ones who only know of Naruto because they watched the dub
Do you mix your canon Naruto knowlege with your fanfic Naruto knowledge?: sometimes
Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?: if they say that mine makes no sense and their's in liek ttly canon
If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself?: no
Misc (this means you're almost done)
What's a good Naruto website?: um...
Another?: ...
And one more?: ...
What's a good Naruto fanfiction?: anything with yaoi that's well written that has a good plot or kinky PWP
And another?: fics where Naruto becomes a part of the Akatsuki and takes one of them as a lover, or becomes their concubine
What's a good Naruto fanart?: hardcore yaoi
And another?: more hardcore yaoi
What do you think about Asuma?: it's sad he died, he can't help raise teh babeh D:
Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time?: yeah

He showed us his mad skillz didn't he?: ttly
Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right?: sexy~
What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue?: kinky
Does it disturb you?: no
Does it haunt your dreams at night?: no >.>

Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast?: depends
Do you think I'm insane for asking that?: not really, we're all entitled to our own opinions
If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be?: hm...I dunno
What jutsu would you want?: Kage-Bunshin-no-Jutsu -ero grin-
Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man?: dunno, but that would be awesome
Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote!: Datte'bayo~!
Did you enjoy this survey?: meh