UnseenCharacters
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since: 02-19-05, id: 761968, Profile Updated: 07-05-08
country: UK
Author has written 6 stories for Princess Bride, and Jeeves.

Hello, I'm UnseenCharacters, and my fandom is Mostly Dead.

I'm probably older than most people here, and I mostly write when I'm ill. I've no idea why that is, but I tend to lack inspiration when feeling well, and if I try to force it, I can't write worth toffee - so if I've started something and not finished it, it's because I got better. Sorry.

Countess Cliché is going to have to wait until my next sniffle, and my epic is going to have to wait until I get a good dose of 'flu.

This pattern may well change soon, as I suspect it's more about mental gear than anything else. It's not easy for me to switch back and forth between writing shell scripts and writing fiction, but soon I won't have to do so - I've quit my city job, and I'm going to do something simple and local (and won't that pay cut sting!) while I study with the Open University.

My family are planning to emigrate to Spain in a few years, so I'm doing a Modern Languages (English/Spainish) degree with a view to teaching English there. As my Spanish improves, I hope to start writing in both languages.


1. Jeeves and the Dirty Pictures reviews
Jeeves tells us how a pornographic gift from the recently-married Bingo Little upsets Bertie Wooster's carefree bachelor existence. Slash. Prequel to Jeeves and the Niece Who Isn't, and the first of my Jeeves & Wooster tales.
Jeeves - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-7-09 - Jeeves & Bertram/Bertie W.
2. Jeeves and the Niece Who Isn't reviews
Set during the 1960s, in this piece the grand-daughter of one of Bertie Wooster's friends tells us a little about her favourite Uncles-who-aren't-uncles, Jeeves and Wooster. Ageists be warned, implied slash of pensioners. A podcast is available elsewhere.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-6-09 - Jeeves & Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
3. The Countess Cliché » reviews
There are ideas that come up so often, used by so many different people, that they can only possibly be called clichés. Rugen having a daughter is one of those ideas, but I figure if they weren't good ideas, people wouldn't keep using them... Ch. 13 up.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-4-09 - Published: 6-18-08
4. And On to the End reviews
The reqeusted sequel to Back to the Beginning - what happened to Inigo *after* the film?
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-08 - Complete
5. Back to the Beginning reviews
When a job goes wrong, you always go back to the beginning... but what was that beginning for Inigo?
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-08 - Complete
6. The Pirate's End reviews
How the legend of the Dread Pirate Roberts finally came to an end.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-08 - Complete