UPDATED 01-03-06 (1st March)

Ok ... I'm begining to get really really annoyed at the world ...
It's Karma: 3068 -- Eblis: Nil.

The latest thing thats happened is me fracturing my back. o.O
So it hurts me to sit in front of the PC for too long.

The following still pretty much applies.

Update from 14-12-05
All: There are spelling errors on most (if not all) of my fics ...This is not my fault people ... FF.net seems to take great pleasure in deleting spaces for some reason ... and when I try to add them in again, it just takes them away again in more places ...

Lies, Deceit & Obliviate: I'm so sorry that this story hasn't been updated for so long. It is NOT abandoned, It's just that whenever I try to write the next bit, it goes wrong ... Thanks for all the support with it.

The Untitled Masterpiece in the works ... sort of ...: This story will be continued, I have just lost the plot a little bit and have no idea where I am taking it ... the second chapter is stuck at 4000-odd words and I am aiming to make the second chapter 8000 words. Please, bear with me on it ...
I know that there is a lot of confusion in this story (i.e. theplace of the first bit) but you have to remember that I didnt know what I wanted to do with the story ... so I was just screwing around writing what flowed into and sometimes through my mind.

The Horus Heresy: Warhammer isn't to a lot of people's tastes, but I just love the fluff behind it. This story (although there is very little interest) is going to go ahead when I have the time and right motivation to continue it.

The Seven Sins of Harry: The fourth chapter is very nearly done, but not quite. I am awaiting my beta to get this one sorted (as soon as she decides to grace me with her online presence ...)

The Office Scene: I have had a few reviews for this saying that it was bad ... I agree. It is ... It was done a while ago (before I started LD&O)while I was feeling odd I guess. I found it in Archive and decided to post it up ONLY because I couldn't update my Profile. I'm going to leave it up because, well its because I can't really be bothered to remove it.

Nationality: White British
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Music: Green Day, Metallica, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Monty Python, System of a Down, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Kasabian, Muse, Rammstein, Brand New, Louis XIV.
Movies: Dogma, Monty Python, Freddy got fingered (I really dont know why I find it so funny), Shaun of the Dead, Akira.
Games: Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2, Black & White, Diablo II, Tony Hawks 3, KOTOR II, Morrowind, Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War, Warhammer 40K: Firewarrior, Manhunt.
TV: Family Guy, Futurama, Red Dwarf, CSI, CSI: Miami, Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Stargate, Little Britain.
Books: Harry Potter Series, Discworld Series, Warhammer Novels, Warhammer 40K Novels, Tom Holt books.

"Oderint dum metuant" - Let them hate as long as they fear

"I don't suffer from Insanity, I enjoy it."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"

"If the facts don't fit the thory, change the facts"

"Great spirits have always found great opposition in mediocre minds"

"Do you know that look women get when they want sex? ... No, me neither ..."

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh"

"I realised I was god when I prayed and found I was talking to myself"

"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bds'"

"What are you ducking for? ... They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" -last words of General John Sedgwick, 1864 ... right before he was shot in the head by an enemy sniper