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Author has written 38 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Time Machine, Les Miserables, Woman in White, Watership Down, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Lord of the Rings, Fairly Odd Parents, and Star Wars. Hello... Due to an unforeseen disruption in the SFFTTTOTE (Sci-Fi Fans Trying To Take Over The Earth), I am going to retire. I may, MAY, update Phelan and/or some other fic(s)for the sake of my compatriots, but that will be it for now. Please understand that this is for the greater good of nerds everywhere. -M. Postus Scriptorus! To anyone who thinks that I am some anti-non-Christian personage, I’m not. The personage who wrote the review saying such was not speaking with clarity. Actually, she didn’t even know me and the whole mess was a confusion-alistic one. So, everything is actually happy and 19! I just make ‘em shiny. | |||||||||
1. Phelan » reviewsDon Juan turns out diferent... and Erik never shows up... strange happenings...Chapter 13, at last.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,683 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 12-22-05 - Christine2. POTO Help Line » reviewsWhy do you think all the POTO characters had such a hard time? Well, they had ME as their advisor. Page 11 is here to scare you.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 4-10-06 - Published: 5-3-05 - Erik & Christine3. ASG: Being the tale of an OC reviewsNot all OCs are Mary Sues! See for yourself!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-064. The Phantom of the Opera vs Raul de Chaney » reviewsThat's just so like life, isn't it? I mean, you get through battling your enemy to save your girl, and what happens? He takes you to court!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 7-8-055. Cat's Eyes reviewsAysha's story.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-16-066. The Phantom of the 1950s Flop reviewsWhat if POTO was a lame 1950s play? Bad songs and bad acting...Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-16-067. A Story Without a Point reviewsTitle says all. Do R and R.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-16-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete8. I Love You, Mommy » reviewsMadeline adopts another child, but hopes that her own son will come back. However, her new daughter has other plans.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-22-05 - Complete9. Churning reviewsI turned a sad song from Les Mis into one about milk and butter... Boy do I need help...Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-22-05 - Complete10. The Love of a Lifetime reviewsChritsine returns to the lair after the mob has done its work, yes I know there's 1000 of these, but this time there's a twist. What is the metalic box? Who are the men in white jackets?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-05 - Christine - Complete11. The Empire Strikes Out, as Does Everyone Else » reviewsA tribute to my brother's obcession. A Jedi named Jed, Obiwan's fatherly side, Don Juan, what next?Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 6-6-05 - Obi-Wan K.12. Feral » reviewsThe story of how Erik first came to the opera movie version.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 7-28-05 - Madame Giry & Erik13. A Very Erik TAIL? reviewsMy Fairie reletives are always getting involved with POTO. This is a balled about one of their pranks.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-28-0514. Crabby reviewsWhat if Christine was a crab and hated everyone, and everything?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-28-0515. The Royal Person of the Shiny Object I: » reviewsA retelling of LOTR that is totally random. I finished chap. 2 finally! If I spell the names wrong feel free to correct me. :Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-15-05 - Published: 4-17-0516. Phantom of the opera retold again » reviewsA new take on an old story. An old take on a new fic. A weird author gets weirder and offends more people. Please review.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-11-05 - Published: 7-7-05 - Erik & Christine17. A Sound So Sweet! reviewsSome sounds are sweeter that music! Some beauties too beautiful! Some fics best left in the head of the insane author who lives off cheese. Hehehe!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-05 - Complete18. The Secret File of Fluff » reviewsWhen searching for ancient documents, I came upon a terrible file. DO NOT READ! THE FLUFF, IT BURNS!Chapter 3, EOW Fluff is posted. I would not suggest reading it.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-7-05 - Published: 6-30-0519. A Story With A Moral reviewsA 'Dirty Beasts' style ditty on the time when Erik decided that the chandelier was in the way.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-7-0520. The Tragic True Saga of Fantine's Teeth reviewsYes, this can happen. A totally random, rather stupid, almost funny one shot on teeth!Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-5-05 - Fantine & Javert - Complete21. Arachibutyrphobia » reviewsErik and Christine are snowed in the opera. They decide to have a nice, romantic time when suddenly... This is a real Phobia that doctors treat. I didn't make it up.Chapter 2 is here.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-14-05 - Published: 5-28-05 - Christine & Erik22. Raoul's Story reviewsRaoul tells his story. (Huge Raoul bashing!) Fops ensue. Can Raoul get stupider?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-1-0523. Ian confusion reviewsHas any one seen the Les Mis w Ian Holm as M. Thernardier? Well, what if this causes some confusion.... R&R please. I'm a gready wretch for reviews. LOL.Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-12-0524. Cosmo's Aria reviewsIf Cosmo decided to write an aria, this would probably be it!Fairly Odd Parents - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-2-05 - Cosmo25. Battle's Price reviewsIs the battle's price worth the prize? Is there even a prize?Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-22-05 - Complete26. The Happy Hip Hopping Hobbit Song reviewsA little song of randomness that I wrote randomly at a random time in a random place. Please review at random with random things to say!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-17-05 - Complete27. Little Lottie reviewsI wasn't going to write fics for a while, but I had to post this. It's about how silly Lottie is. I hope you'll enjoy. Ta-ta!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-13-0528. The Songs of Chippy reviewsChippy the opera squirrel has written some songs that will give various broadway characters a chance to sing things they normally don't! Please review!Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-9-0529. The Tragedy reviewsWhat happened after Fiver and the other rabbits left, (through the eyes of another animal.) Better than the summary, please read!Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-6-0530. Tallyho and Away We Go! » reviewsThe sub title for this is Why Erik Should NEVER get Drunk. Sort of explains itself, eh? Be nice please! Chapter 2 is here. Ta-ta!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-3-05 - Published: 3-30-0531. Valjean reviewsA poem about the conversion of Jean ValjeanLes Miserables - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-26-0532. Eloi Song reviewsA poem about the Eloi and their fears.Time Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-26-0533. Ann reviewsA short poem in memory of the wretched Woman in White. Please read and review! (PG for death)Woman in White - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-26-0534. The Story of Chippy » reviewsWe all know the story of Erik, the freakish masked man, Christine, the brainschallenged divawannabe, and Raoul, the foppish aristo. However, who knows the story of Chippy the opera squirrel? Ending is completed. Plese review. Oh, and read it ofPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-23-05 - Published: 3-8-05 - Erik & Christine - Complete35. Dribble, or Les Mis doggerel reviewsLes Miserables character sketches in doggerel format. Need I say more? Be nice, I already know that they're not very good (but I couldn't resist posting them!)Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-23-0536. I Tell You, Kemp! reviewsDr. Griffin tells Dr. Kemp a few things.Time Machine - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-20-0537. Les Mikado reviewsWhat do you get when Christine is a fan-dancing beauty, Erik is her gardian (and the Lord High Exicutioner,) and Raoul is none other than the SON of HIS MAGESTY THE MIKADO? Chaos and wierd songs ensue.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-12-0538. The Errors of Love reviewsA bit of jolly poetry about flowers and love and some such tomfoolery! (Darn kids these days! &) It Rhyms! It's a poem! YAY! La-la-la-la-la!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-8-05
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