Age: 22 Name: that really all depends on what you want to call me. A friend of mine calls me Lord Fluffy. Another friend calls me Xellos... and he calls me Jafhitler... a little bit of Jafar (Aladdin) and a bit of Hitler... decent friend, but his choice of nicknames is rather questionable... (Eric I know you're reading this so HAH!)
Another one of my more annoying friends calls me Jinx... Teen Titans reference... DON'T ASK, I DON'T KNOW... never shoulda bet I’d dye my hair pink...
if you want to be formal and "Legal" my name is Mark Williams... but I prefer either Lord Fluffy or Aoi Hoshi.
Sex: wouldn't mind... I’m a male...
Likes: everything and nothing at the same time. Depending on what mood I’m in...
I can honestly say that is anyone reads this, please never respond to my reviews if I’ve flamed you? I will tell if it's okay to respond. If I don't, DONT DARN IT! If I put something hurtful in a review, I make no apologies, as I saw it as necessary at the time. Do not make use of the Review reply function. I hate when people try to justify their mistakes to me after I’ve pointed them out. If I don't say it's okay to reply, that means I see your fic as not worth the effort, and MIGHT be back to review again at a later date and revise my opinion.

On an aside, this note mostly applies to the English writers out there, all other’s please move on.)For those of you who have apparently forgotten how to spell correctly, here is a list of words that should NOT be shortened for YOUR convenience. It makes it difficult to read without the glaring mutilations of the English language being added:

You (not "u"), though (not "tho"), through (not "thru" OR "threw!") Why (not "y"), THE (not necessarily shortening, but modifying unnecessarily, not TEH in some sad attempt to make it sound more important than normal! "This is teh chic!" Bullshite. That’s a load of crap used by those who cannot think of any other way of making something sound important than to mutilate the language we grew up with (most of us anyways) in even more ways. I can understand a few mistakes, really I can. Mistakes happen, and I won’t bother with them if I only see like, three. But if it's done intentionally, it's not just annoying; it can ruin a perfectly good idea for a fic, as it makes the writer sound like an uneducated MORON who can't even find the right KEYS on a small area where they are all nicely displayed in the hopes that the idiotic people of the world will actually USE THEM! And using "LEET speak" is another bullshite idea. Not all of us are willing to go through the fic three or four times just to translate what SHOULD be in ENGLISH! I have nothing against the other languages, I love them in fact. You can't really intentionally mutilate them without at least knowing them thoroughly, but English is getting thrashed enough without moronic writers trying to sound "cool" by using a variation on their own native language that makes it nigh-on impossible to read by others of their own nationality! DOES THIS MAKE SENSE YET? GET FING BETA READERS FOR EVIL'S SAKE! If you have no other way of communication other than mutilating the English language, get someone to translate BEFORE you post it, so as those of us without the partial lobotomy can at least read it without trying to imitate chimps trying to figure out how to work cannon.

Just thought I’d put that in as a warning. I will delete on sight any review replies I have not requested or given a go-to pass.

Okay then... apparently i'm some kind of asshole for being honest... I won't name any names, but apparently some idiot thinks i flamed them by pointing out that they left about 90 percent of their back-story OUT of it, giving us some sue-character who didn't look anything like the original that he was supposedly modeled after. for those that don't know: I hate the "Naruto gets a Kekkei Genkai" stories unless VERY well done, and this story didn't even give off the feel of one of those. it had all of 811 words in it. i know not a lot of people share my views on chapter length, but please. most of the stories i have up are years old and i'm probably going to re-write them at some point. recently i've been trying to keep my chapters to a minimum of at least 10,000 words each, since that's my expectation of others. i'll read the shorter ones, but i LOVE long stories.

The worst thing about this author is that he/she let my idiot self ruin his/her writing. i wasn't trying to be mean, i just hate lying when i feel that it would be better to tell the truth. in the case of reviewing, i feel that lying would be doing a disservice to the author. the sad fact is that i've gotten more publicity because of this, so i've got to wonder. is this a bad thing?

I may be a "not-very-nice" individual, but at least i don't write one-line reviews like "This sucks." or "I love this. i want more" unless i can't honestly think of a way to improve it. and even then, I'll generally say that i can't think of anything else to say. the fact that i took time out of my school day to read and review something, even taking the time to EXPLAIN why i thought it sucked, is a compliment to the potential of the story. I LOVE Puppeteer!Naruto fics. really, just check my favorites, but that story, in chapter one, gave off the feeling of "I just wanna give Naruto a complete makeover."

I understand that this is fiction, FAN fiction at that, but this is ridiculous. seriously, if an author is going to curl up and say "Screw this" because of one little review they didn't like, they shouldn't write.

I know. i was there. i tried writing an Oh! My goddess fic once. some idiot named "Borne Cynic" wrote anonymous reviews saying i should Kill myself. THAT'S a flame. the reason i took it down was because after deleting that review, he came back and i didn't want to deal with him. (and the story did kind of suck.) so please. If you're going to blame me for anything, at least let it be something i've actually done willingly?

Please believe me when i say that bitching at me will not make you a better writer, nor will it get people to come after me. not unless they are very immature.

Yes i erased my rant on sasuke. if you want to read it again/for the first time, PM me and i'll send it to you.

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Jinxing Hex: 57

All together Ookie with a Jell-O Mold: 76 percent

Vampires, Half-demons, and Bears, OH MY: 34 percent

Mazoku Wannabe, Psycho with a sword, and Naga-HIDE: 3 percent (it's been a slow five years...)