That girl
She said the sky... Frightened her.
That looks so liberating.
Those wings
I want them too.
My name is Lt. Commander Richie. I write, I make cosplays, and in my spare time I go out into the world and eat at posh restaurants. However, I lead a double life of complete secrecy. My name is really Relena, called Larry by my friends, I have a cat named Yazoo and together we save the world from the forces of darkness and bad fanfiction while wearing ninja shoes and frilly pleated skirts.
YOINK!
Name's Caitlin. L-T-C-O-M-M-A-N-D-E-R-R-I-C-H-I-E. Got it memorized?
You will not call me Katie, you will not call me Kate. You will call me Caitlin, you will call me Cai-chan, or you will call me by my given screen name. I am punk, I am emo, I am J-rock and a cosplayer and everything in between. Just not Lolita. The movie was kinda creepy. I'm taller than a lot of you will ever be, I am quite a bit more mature than many of the people my age that I know, and I'm a totally perverted prude when it comes down to it. I like everything that has to do with fashion, except for the designers themselves. I don't mind most clothing stores... Except Abercrombie, Aeropostale, Banana Republic, Wet Seal and all those other funny little stores that have help that stare at me and tell me to leave when I walk with a Naruto headband on. I am a hopeful for a college involving costume or fashion design. Not too sure which. Trying to decide whether or not I want to move to LA, become a Disney cast member, and then finish college while dressed as some obscure Disney princess. Maybe by then they'll have the Organization XIII in the parks...
I have two cats. I am in the process of making one of them identify with the name 'Kadaj'. The other one is Dido, short for Perdido, because she adopted us and promptly ate all our Vienna sausages. They are both totally nuts, and have the same general demeanor of "You mess with me, and I rip your spleen out through your rectum. Is this clear, little half-disembowled fluffy animal?"
I write when I have the chance, and I love every second of it. I read just as much, which explains just why the hell it is that I'm always scrambling to finish chapters by their deadline. When I'm doing neither, I'm listening to music in a language I can't understand and using a heat gun to shape a wonderful propmaking tool called Wonderflex. I cosplay for a living. Seriously. It'll be a great thing when I manage to get a degree in doing something I love doing. My sewing machine controls my life. Isn't it great?
I'm back, and I've got fanservice! Now I just need to upload it.
Something tells me my one true fandom will always be the Final Fantasy VII series of games and it's retarded younger brother, the Kingdom Hearts series. Every time I get partially drawn away from something in a different fandom, I'm always drawn straight back by the amazing lure of gravity-defying hair and brilliant storylines.
This would be me, dressed as Yuffie.
(I'm the blue blur with the yellow blur for pants)
Urban legend my toenails. This happened in MY STATE.
Lt. Commander Richie's Guide to Not Becoming a Mary Sue.
1.) Don't watch movies during storms.
2.) Don't use the PS2 during a storm.
3.) Refrain from getting hit by cars.
4.) If you find yourself in a world not your own, think of the most remote place you can, and promptly relocate yourself there and integrate yourself into society. If a well-known hero comes along, refrain from speaking to them and do not, under any circumstances, accept their offers of joining the group/them on the mission. Quest. Thingy.
5.) If the strange and disembodied voice asks you if you want to go to your favorite made-up world of all time, say no.
6.) If the TV starts making funny noises, or the picture starts swirling around, turn away immediately.
7.) When your game freezes, swear at it and tell it not to send you anywhere. It'll usually listen.
8.) KEYBLADE. YOU. NOT. THE. IS. FOR!
Things You Should Know:
1.) Elena of the Turks from Final Fantasy VII is the somebody of Larxene, number XII of the Organization XIII. Obviously.
2.) Vincent Valentine's birthday is October 13th.
3.) Yuffie Kisaragi's birthday is November 20th.
4.) White Day is March 14th.
5.) Working with Copics for an extreme amount of hours can give you headaches like Fiberglass Resin never will.
6.) Since Meteorfall happens in Era 0008 012, and it's five years until 2012 (the prophesied end of the world) as of right now in 2007... Most of our major public figures just went off the deep end. I know they didn't burn any small towns down... But who's to say they didn't? It's the year in our time before the end of the world that Sephiroth goes crazy. As of right now, I'm forging myself a Conformer and I'm gonna teach myself how to use it better than the one I already have. Something tells me the world's gonna need a hero REAL soon. Any large talking cats, military sharpshooters and/or martial artists are welcome to join me.
7.) If you believe the above theory, you're crazier than me. And I made the dang thing.
8.) Vincent Valentine scores a 102 on the Springhole Mary Sue Litmus.
9.) If there is any reason to play Dirge of Cerberus beside the bloody brilliant plotline and insane FMVs, it would definitely be two words: Package. Shot.
10.) Hagi and Saya from Blood+ are really Vincent and Yuffie from Final Fantasy VII. Quite obviously.
11.) Vash the Stampede from Trigun is the somebody of Demyx, number IX of the Organization XIII. Obviously.
12.) Rosso the Crimson is a Klingon.
13.) Moses from Blood+ is really Zexion from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. Definitely obviously.
14.) One of the guitarists in Gackt's REDEMPTION video is dressed as Genesis Rhapsodos.
Favorite (and funny) lines/quotes/mottos:
'How big can it be?' -Hellboy, Hellboy.
'Well they certainly have lowered the bar some for superheroes since I went there...' -The Commander, Sky High.
'You want me to warm that up for you?'
'We aren't allowed to use our powers outside of school!'
'I was just going to stick it in the microwave.' -Warren and Leila, Sky High.
' So you're not doing this just 'cuz you like me or anything, right? You're doing this just to get to Stronghold. Alright, I'm in. But I'm not renting a tux.' -Warren Peace, Sky High.
'Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.' -Han Solo, Star Wars IV A New Hope.
'Mordor, Gandalf. Left or right?' -Frodo Baggins, Fellowship Of The Ring Extended Edition.
'Its like Russian Roulette, but with math homework!' -Me to my tutor.
'Lemme go, fish boy! That hurts!' -Impulse, The death and return of Donna Troy.
'Help help! Wonder Girl fell down a well and you need to get the magical rope of magical-ness to haul her out with your dad's car!' -Impulse, a really freaky dream I had.
'It's time to play WHEEL, OF, POULTRY!' -Colin Mochery, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
'Did it blow up?'
'No, but I ran into a blue Shuckle!'
~minute pause~
'Yep, you were right!' -Me and my brother shouting at eachother through our wall.
'If the Earth Kingdom finds us, they'll have us killed.'
'But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we will be turned over to Azula.'
~Pause~
'Earth Kingdom it is.' -Zuko and Iroh, Avatar: The Last Airbender.
'Greg!'
'Grissom!'
'Greg!'
'Grissom!'
'Greg!'
'Grissom!'
'MONGOOSE!' -Me and my friend Whitney arguing over who Sara on CSI should end up with. I'm the one shouting 'Greg!'
'They were a whole nation of cutters...'
'The Maya were a civilization of EMOS! They wore extreme amounts of makeup and cut themselves regularly!' -Kelsey and I in Spanish, watching a video about the Maya civilization. I said the Emo comment.
'I want a taxidermed Chimichanga for Christmas!'
'You do know that a Chimichanga's a burrito, right?'
'I thought it was a large tan waterfowl indigenous to central Africa...' -My little brother and I sitting in the Mo's Annex eating lunch.
'This is either one of those funky-wierd bad dreams, or one of those funky-wierd 'What the frick, Chas why are you licking the toaster' dreams, isn't it?' -Me.
'IT'S THE YELLOW FISH!' 'It LOOKS like Naruto, but it's a girl! And a fish!'
'...TEME!' (I swipe at him with a feather duster)
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!' -My little brother and I having a conversation about Yondaime Hokage.
'It's the end of the world. Did you expect it to be easy?' -Slade Wilson, Teen Titans.
'Upset? Upset's for white people, lady. I'm pissed off.' -Ms. Geraldo, CSI.
'The generation that grew up on these started three wars, two police actions and the National Hockey League!' -Pappy, The Fairly OddParents.
"Maybe... Yes! No. PIE!" -Chas to me.
"Where's the remote? Did you throw it at the Jesus commercial?"
"NO! I threw it at the Keifer Kia commercial!" -Me to Chas.
"Why do I have to TUPPERWARE them? They're veggies, can't they survive on their own out in the wild?" -My little brother to me.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Nobodies, for you are fangirly and will die upon the utterance of 'Mansex'." -Proverb written by Me.
"There are things worthy of eating, things unworthy of eating, and things you just kinda stare at for a while before eating anyway." -Proverb, by me. Also my motto.
"Well I mean, it would be a fair trade-off..."
"Of course! They're both traitorous balls of Emo fluff!" -Me and Chas about Zuko and Sasuke switching places.
"We're not playing Air Hockey with my Hitai Ite!" -Me to Chas.
"Yes, of course. And I'm a superhuman bent on world domination. Because only a superhuman could shade MARLY-DONO'S HAIR with a PINK PENCIL!" -Me to my stepfather.
"You learn things in Math. Before third period, I had no clue that Monster Island from Godzilla was really the Gray Havens from Lord of the Rings; or that Sasquatches are really from a different dimension and they come to ours for Twinkies. You know why the Yeti is in Nepal? There's a secret Twinkie mine there."
"So they're attracted to Hostess products?"
"Eyup."
"What monsters are brought about by Fruit Pies?"
"Nessie." -A conversation I had with my History teacher.
"I don't feel like talking to you on the phone right now."
"Whaaaa..."
"The Kelsey joke."
"What Kelsey joke? ...Damn you." -Chas to me and back. Inside joke. Kelsey, this has nothing to do with you.
"I scare small children! W00T!" -Me.
"We need a picture of fire, a picture of the sky..."
"You need a picture of the wind?"
"How would you draw the wind?"
"Simple! He's got dreadlocks and sideburns the size of Texas!"
"Sounds like a child molester."
-I break down into laughter- -A conversation between my art teacher, me and a guy named Doug.
"YES! You. Give. Now. ... ALL YOUR MEATBALL ARE BELONG TO US!" -Me to my dad.
"It smells like fireworks going off. It smells like the Fourth of July! ... I want to hug it." -Me to my dad about the grill.
"You have been smacked with the Shoe of Nonconformity! Lo, you have seen the light of swear words!" -Me to various people.
"Wanna join my shambling, gray-skinned legions of the tap dancing Undead?" -Me, to various people. I have nine so far.
"Wanna join the Holy Order of Cheese?" -Me, to various people.
"Oh Cheese that art in Sweden, bless this thine test so that I may smite thine Lactose-Intolerant enemies!" -Me to my Science test.
"Thank you my Shirpas." -Gil Grissom to Catherine and Warrick.
"Die you bastard sons of birds and boxing gloves!" -Me to KH2.
"Why won't this mullet-headed bi-polar freak DIE?" -Me, about Demyx, to KH2.
"I'm not crazy, I'm insane. Get it right." - Me, to various people.
"Pizza with beans and sweet and sour sauce. Lunch doesn't get any better than this." -Me.
"All your Pirougees are belong to us! MINE!" -Me, to various people.
"Uh HUH. Eyaaaaaaahno. Get OFF my COMPUTER you WHINY EMO SHIT!" -Me to a Hawthorne Heights song I downloaded.
"Did she just swear at him and kick him in the nuts?"
-Crying in the background and nodding-
"DUDE! You just got PWNED by a FIVE YEAR OLD!" -Me to my little brother.
"I don't think that last song I downloaded was Hawthorne Heights... Dude! These guys rock almost as much as Senses Fail!" -Me to myself.
"You have issues with the internet, don't you?"
"Yes, I think I do." -Me to my dad.
"You can have something everyone else has an exact copy of, but you having it will make your own marks and make it absolutely your own. Then, even if someone steals it and marks it as their own, your marks will still be there and it will always be yours." -Proverb written by me.
"Tell him 'Fine, there's no way I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt Coloniel with a God complex'." -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist.
"I HATE FISH!" -Me to a Catfish.
"It's easy enough to get yourself sucked into a story. But be careful what you do once you get there." -Proverb, by me.
"Master-Sergeant Feury. During your last physical examination we discovered Athlete's Foot. We now believe that it is affecting your brain." -Riza Hawkeye, Fullmetal Alchemist.
"Stop hitting your pizza." -Me to my brother.
"I have no respect for something I can fit inside a Hot Pocket." Captain Bones, (my counselor at camp) to my cabin.
-Waving around an old Sausage he found under the kitchen's grill- "Four-day-old Sausage! Four-day-old Sausage! I know what scares fourteen-year-old girls! Four-day-old Sausage!" -Captain Bones, to one of my fellow TIAs.
"You almost hit me with a CIT!" -Me, to Captain Bones.
"Pour!"
"Gandalf, you're smarter than the bag." -Gandalf and Sharkbait.
"The point is, I'm standing here with my thumb in my bellybutton." -Sharkbait to my cabin.
"Wow. In the space of three hours, you went from not wanting to be here to a die-hard, shirt-twirling Mariners fan." -Me to my little brother.
"I regret this immediately." -Izzy, after he spray-painted his hand gold.
"Tobi's a good boy! Tobi's a VERY good boy!" -Me and Chas.
"I have decided three things about Final Fantasy. Loz is a Greaser, Vincent needs to wake up and smell the Yuffie and... Hmm, I don't have a third one."
"Wait, don't you mean coffee?"
"Nope. Vincent needs to wake up and smell the Yuffie!" -Me, to myself and back. Yes, I am COMPLETELY insane.
"Nana-nana-nana-nana, nana-nana-nana-nana, Yuff-ie!" -Some random guy in the dealer's hall to me at Kumoricon. (I was dressed as Yuffie)
"Nothing touches this hair unless it's all-natural, organic and not tested on animals." -Emerson Biel.
-I hit myself on the forehead multiple times- "FACEPALM! FACEPALM! FACEPALM!" -Me, watching Heroes.
"Are you watching the Ring video or something?" -Me to my math teacher.
"Now... Why doesn't his hair catch fire?"
"Because Sephiroth is made of win, dad." -My dad to me about Sephiroth's scene in the beginning of Advent Children.
"Chapter plans are for wusses. Planning out everything from start to finish is a waste of time. Me, I have a starting point and an ending point, and maybe a few points in-between. Then I write between the two parts, starting at the beginning with no road map and ending at the very end with an Atlas." -Me.
"... Well that was made of win." -Me.
"Please don't let it be another Gopher... Goddamnit, it's another Gopher. Stupid Gopher bitchfaces..." -Me.
"Ah... The trouble I go through to get the freakin' Knights of the Round..." -Me.
"Die, you stupid video game sex symbol!" -Me, to Sephiroth when he pwned me in two moves in KH2.
"AAH! BAD FANFICTION! BAD. FAN. FICTION! BADFANFICTIONBADFANFICTIONBADFANFICTION! ...FRED FREDBURGER!" -Me, about a seriously unintelligible piece of fiction I just read.
"... Well that was made of win and Wonderflex." -Me, to various people.
"I don't think there's Rent-a-Dog, mom."
"Of course there is. There's Rent-a-Everything." -Me to my mom.
"If you find a bland spot in your design and can't figure out what to put there for a bit of flair, just add more buckles." - Tetsuya Nomura. (So true... So very true...)
If you see Aerith
Could you say 'Hi' for me?
Hey
Would you say I
Became a hero?
How to Tell a Naruto Cast Member is About to Die:
1.) They have a flashback that lasts most of the manga chapter. This is a sign of impending doom.
2.) If an Akatsuki member, they begin to strip (voluntarily or otherwise).
3.) They are an evil guy in their second encounter with any amount of good guys.
Oi oi oi... Itachi is among the dead now. Too bad Sasuke didn't go with him...
Favorite FanFiction Quotes:
“Dad always said you were going to be the most brilliant forensic mind ever to be banished to academia for being a political kindergartner.” -Stephany MacInnernay to Gil Grissom, LosingInTranslation's Displacement.
'I had made friends with a homicidal tree. I had the Whomping Willow for an ally.' - The thoughts of Holly McFarland, fabula-propono's Living A Legend.
“YOU DENIED ME MY MONSTER TRUCKS!” -Uchiha Sasuke to Haruno Sakura, Renalin's Cereal.
“Oh yeah, now he’s family. Before he was just the guy who knocked up your sister, is that it?”
“He’s family because he knocked up our sister.” -Sabaku no Temari to Sabaku no Gaara, JFalcon's New Blood.
“I hate it when he gets like this,”
“It can’t be worse than the time somebody suggested that Reno was Axel’s Other,”
“Oh yes… he was beside himself. It took a week to get Demyx down off the ceiling,” -Lexaeus to Xaldin and back about Vexen, Organization VI's Those Lacking Spines.
“I told you Elrond, go and find some Mary-Sue tramp to be your eternal soul mate. I have no interest in living forever with you and your freaky eyebrows.” The raven-haired woman snapped loudly in her sleep, startling the two men who merely looked at each other questioningly.
Kakashi shrugged. “I have no idea what she’s talking about.” - Katherine in her sleep to Kakashi Hatake and Sasuke Uchiha, Valinor's Twilight's Twisted Fate.
'Envy was standing in line (which was surprisingly long, given the quality of Bruno’s food), minding his own business, when BAM! Sloth latched onto his arm like a pitbull on a mailman.' - Exerpt from Several Short Stories Starring Sloth, by KalliopeStarmist.
“I’m a Turk Ace, and Tseng’s the leader. Sephiroth is not going to kill us. He’s not going to kill us. If he did, that would mean that Reno would be in charge, and nobody wants that...” -Rude to himself, klepto-maniac0's Put Your Lights On.
"What are you, nuts? Anime conventions, tentacle monsters, I don't wanna get RAPED!" -Zack Fair to Cloud Strife, the Anime Hunters cosplay contest skit at Sakuracon '07, The Battle You Never Saw.
“BEHOLD! THE EASY-BAKE OVEN!” -Mayuri-taichou to Chojiro-fukutaicho, Viashino wizard's The Fuzziest Captain.
All my other favorites (Updated infrequently):
TV: Static Shock, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, The Batman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ben 10, CSI, Justice League Unlimited, Super Globetrotters, Heroes, Naruto, Bleach, Blood, Trinity Blood, The Oblongs, Voltron: Defenders of the Universe, Thundercats, Cow and Chicken, I.M. Weasel, The Jetsons, Merry Melodies, Legion of Superheroes, Thundarr the Barbarian, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Modern Marvels, Monster Quest, Numb3rs.
Movies: Sky High, Hellboy, Transformers, Pan's Labrynth, Star Trek (All of them), Star Wars IV-VI, Undiscovered, Batman (All of them), Matrix (All of them), The Dead Poet's Society, Lord Of The Rings, Pirates Of The Carribean (All of them), King Arthur, Ringers: Lord Of The Fans, first two Harry Potter movies, Macario, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fantastic Four, Hidalgo, V For Vendetta, Eragon, Final Fantasy: Spirits Within, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Indiana Jones (all of them), Ocean's Thirteen.
Bands: Senses Fail (I will love this band until the end of time), Simple Plan, Hawthorne Heights, Armor For Sleep, Alanis Morrisset, Martina McBride, My Chemical Romance, All-American Rejects, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Saving Jane, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Utada Hikaru, DJ MITZU, Fall Out Boy, Moenia, Evanescence, Roger Miller, Gackt, Nobuo Uematsu, UVERWorld, Manheim Steamroller, We the Kings, Kazuhiko Toyama, Takeharu Ishimoto, Masashi Hamauzu, YUI, Ivy (Temptation of Sonata is love).
Favorite pairings:
Sky High:
The inevitable Will/Layla
Warren/Layla
Static Shock:
Virgil/Daisy
Richie/Shenice
Virgil/Shenice
Hotstreak/Talon
Ebon/Talon
RichieOC
RichieNina
Naruto - To make everything clear, I am technically a NaruHina, KakaSaku, ShikaTema, TenKuro shipper. Everything else is really just crack.
SasuSaku
NejiTen
NaruHina
AsuKuren
ShikaTema
InoChou
KakaAnko
KakaSaku
GaaSaku
SasuKarin (She's from the new Manga -INDECENT ADVANCES! W00T!-)
TenKuro
Kingdom Hearts - To make everything clear, I am technically a SoKai, Demyxene, Belldin, Roxine shipper. Everything else is collateral crack.
SoKai
Demyxene
Larxel
Marxene
Arimyx
Belldin
Roxine
Larxion
Squffie
Final Fantasy VII
Yuffentine -OTP-
CloTi
CidShera
AerithZack
GrimoireLucrecia
Yufdaj
LozTi
Sepherith
Blood+
Hagi/Saya
Trinity Blood
Abel/Esther
Tres/Esther
Bleach
IchiRuki
Renji/Rukia
Uryu/Orihime
Ukitake/Unohana
GrimmHime
HitsuKarin
YoruHara
HOLLOW/LONGCAT OTP! Betcha you can't figure out what this is from!
Fullmetal Alchemist - I have come to the conclusion that Roy's crazy, Ed's wangsty and Envy is really a flat-chested bitch with gender issues and took way too many hits to the head when SHE was little.
RoyAi
EdWin
DeathtoEnvyandhisevilHugues-killingways! DIEDIEDIE! -stomp-
Ben 10
Gwevin
Chronicles of Narnia
Susan/Caspian (I missed almost all their dialog at the end of the second movie because I was chanting 'Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her! You've been making googly eyes at her the whole frikkin movie you idiot, now kiss her!')
D.Gray-Man
Allen/Lenalee
Lavi/OC (so much fun!)
Lavi/Lenalee
My Twenty-nine Commandments of Fandom (Subject to add-ons and revisions):
1.) VINCENT VALENTINE IS NOT A VAMPIRE! He just slept in a coffin for thirty years.
2.) Naruto and Sasuke are NOT gay. Not with each other, or anyone else.
3.) Haku is NOT a woman.
4.) No matter what you think, your OC is not good enough to get the attentions of any Bishounen.
5.) Hermione likes RON. NOT Draco! AS PROVEN IN THE DEATHLY HALLOWS! HAH!
6.) Cloud and Sephiroth are NOT gay. Not with each other, or anyone else.
7.) Neither is Reno.
8.) Just because Edward has Automail, doesn't mean your OC HAS to have Automail as well.
9.) Lucrecia is NOT dead. As such, Vincent CANNOT get over her to be with your OC. Only for Yuffie. NYAH.
10.) All the basis for AkuRoku is misinterpreted subtext. There is no such thing as Zemyx, or AkuDem (or, much to my chargin, Demyxene). Nobodies have no hearts. They cannot feel. You want canon Yaoi, go read/watch Loveless.
11.) Amazingly enough, Vincent Valentine DOES TALK! AND SWEAR! He is not always silent! Play the freaking games, and please refrain from following fanon too closely.
12.) Lucrecia should not be hated. She is the reason the whole canon of the damn FFVII game exists. Without her, there would be no Sephiroth, no Vincent (as we know him, if there was no Lucrecia he would be a happy guy with a living father... Or dead. Considering his line of work, probably the latter) and the world would eventually end rather prematurely because said Vincent-as-we-know-him would not use Chaos to stop Omega's ascension at the hands of Deepground. Say sorry NOW, Lucrecia bashers!
13.) Vincent does not have CRUSHES, he is too ANGSTY TO DO SO. HE WILL NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR OC!
14.) He also has no canon siblings that anyone knows about, so they can't get involved with Cloud or Reno.
15.) Not EVERY single guy in any fandom is gay. It is practically impossible. If every guy was gay, the human race would die out in a single generation. Your Yaoi has no basis except for the series' that have it as complete and absolute no-room-for-error canon. Take your Yami no Matsuei and Loveless, and leave the goddamn het alone, you creeps! Yes, I mean you, you freaky SasuNaru and CloudZack shippers! Ever heard of the word 'friend'? No? I suppose not, since all you crazy Yaoi fangirls coop yourselves in your rooms with no human contact.
16.) Shelke the Transparent is not in love with Vincent Valentine, nor he with her. There is nothing suggesting this in Dirge of Cerberus. You are all total freaks for seeing any sort of subtext where there isn't even hardly any text to begin with.
17.) So far as I'm concerned, sleeping in a coffin for thirty years does NOT aging make. So, to all you people that absolutely hate Yuffentine because you think we're all a bunch of Pedo-worshippers? I really don't think that 27 to 20 is that much of a difference.
18.) Cloud is not in love with Kadaj.
19.) Kadaj is not in love with any of the other Remnants.
20.) Loz isn't stupid! Stop writing him that way! ... Okay, fine. So he was written kinda stupid, and Nomura-sama's description of him was 'All brawn and no brains'. But still! It's like everyone and their mother thinks he's Lexaeus or something! On a side note:
21.) Lexaeus isn't stupid. He's the Nobody of an apprentice of ANSEM the WISE. As in, SMART! Stupid stupid people...
22.) It's AeriTH, not AeriS. It's spelled as such in the Reunion Files.
23.) Legolas does not love your Mary Sue.
24.) Neither does Boromir.
25.) ... Or Frodo.
26.) The Hobbits are NOT gay.
27.) Thou shalt not trusteth thine Fanon. In all reality, thou shalt trusteth thine Canon. Payeth attention to thine Canon, for it doth hold the secrets to good fiction.
28.) They are PRIESTS (referring to Trinity Blood)! THEY ARE NOT GAY!
29.) Demyx doesn't play a Sitar. A sitar is played over the shoulder and has upwards of eight major strings and twelve minor strings. Demyx plays a three-stringed Colascione. Even though the character files in KH2 say he plays a Sitar. IT IS NOT A SITAR. Even though it vaguely looks like one... It's not.
I hate:
Homophobes
Xenophobes
Racists
Bigots
Retards (Literally, figuratively...)
Stalkers
People that call you just so they can have someone to talk to
Flamers
Spiders
People that work too much and are emo because they got a B
Insects
English-dubbed Naruto
Yaoi (except HakuZabuza, but that's canon and I like canon.)
My insane/clingy English teacher
My principal
Most of my immediate family
People that assume things about anyone
Not having super powers
Religion
People that think I'm Autistic (I'm not fucking autistic, bastards! I make eye contact with random people!)
Marie Antoinette
Finals
evilmermaidsal (The.Evil.Mermaid.Sal on Gaia, I believe.)
Envy (He killed Maes Hugues. Do I need more explanation?)
Jazzmine and Catherine, otherwise known as the Bitch Twins.
EmmaEmma. Don't ask.
Lucrecia bashers.
Really fat and hairy old crossplayers that think they can get away with revealing outfits.
English class
People that tackle you to keep you from killing spiders
Teioh (Don't ask.)
Gackt's hair in the REDEMPTION video. (But other than that... That is one FIIIIIINE man!)
Projects, come-alongs, updating schedules:
A Comprehensive Collection of Cracks at Suedom: Updated when I see patterns in fandom.
Remnant of Dreams: Indefinite HIATUS status until my want to finish this comes back.
Forever Smiles: As soon as I write the chapter. And amazingly, someone really wants me to update it! So I'll consider it!
The Loveless: Chapter 10 posted, up to Chapter 10 finished. Chapter 11 has two pages. Next update: Frideh unless otherwise specified.
So Take Me Out: Yeah, whatever. I'll do it eventually.
My cosplays:
Completed:
Yuffie Kisaragi (Moogle disguise) - Dirge of Cerberus
Konan - Naruto
Yuffie Kisaragi - original Final Fantasy VII
Riku (Deep Dive version) - Kingdom Hearts 2
Demyx - Kingdom Hearts 2
In-Progress:
(Little brother) Tres Iquis - 70 percent
Esther Blanchett (artbook) - 99 percent
Planning:
Jasdebi (D.Gray-Man)
48th Log (D.Gray-Man)
Most of the Organization XIII (Kingdom Hearts)
I am the embodiment of every artist. I can make you love the worst of villains, and hate the best of heroes.
- Speech!Vash, Sakuracon 2008/Kumoricon 2007
Follow your dreams.
And whatever you do
Protect your SOLDIER honor.
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