Good day whoever you are, you probably dont even want to read this and just find some stories to read. Thats fine with me I dont care if you read this or not.

I love all music, allthough minimal rap.I love Duo. He is THE smex.

The pairings I like are:(in order)

Sess/Inu, Naraku/Inu, Kouga/Inu,Jjakotsu/Inu, Miroku/Inu

Tsume/Toboe, Kiba/Toboe

Sanzo/Goku, Hakkai/Goku, Homura/Goku

Vegeta/Goku

Shadow/Sonic

Dib/Zim

Sanosuke/Kenshin

Bakura/Yugi, Marik/Yugi, Seto/Yugi, Marik/Malik, Bakura/Ryou, Seto/Joey, Dark Magician/Celtic Guardian, Atemu/Yugi,Yami/Yugi,(I'm sorry for these last two) Rex/Weevil, Ushio/Yugi

Roy/Ed, Russell/Ed, Envy/Ed,

Wolfwood/Vash, Knives/Vash

T-bone/Razor

L/raito

Gaara/Naruto, Sasuke/Naruto, Kakashi/Naruto, Itachi/Naruto

Yuki/Shuichi

Riff/Cain

Iason/Rikki

Heero/Duo, Trowa/Quatre, Wufei/Duo, Zechs/Duo

Hao/Yoh, Ren/Yoh

...Yes...I am perverted! XD There's pobabl--there is more than this! I CAN FEEL IT!I'm like a femme Miroku! I also like MPregs a great deal! XDDD

Well me thinks thats all if you want to know more about me just send your question to me by e-mail. Allthough I SINCERELY don't know WHY you'd want to.

...Eh... and for the hell of it,

QUOTES TO LIVE BY: I'M NOT PUTTING WHERE I FOUND THEM, MAYBE LATER...LATER LATER...

DO YOU CHEESE!
I forget...

MY PANTS ARE VIBRATING!
i forget...

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them; they show us the state of our decay.
Brian Aldiss

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
John Benfield

If the queen of hearts is so great, then why was the king commiting suicide?
David Seiler

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
Robert Bloch

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I need what only you can provide - Your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
Ashleigh Brilliant

The Internet is so big, so powerful and so pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
Andrew Brown

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
A. Whitney Brown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
Rita Mae Brown

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Al Capone

Diplomacy --- the art of saying "Nice doggie" 'til you can find a stick.
Wynn Catlin

What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
Edward Dahlberg

"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch!"
W. C. Fields

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try again - if you still fail, give up - no sense being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Joseph Fischer

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
Jack Handey

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', what is the opposite of progress?
Paul Harvey

Ich bien ein Berliner I am a jelly donut.
John F. Kennedy

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln

Laziness is no more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Carl Sagan

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
Peter da Silva

adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Dr. Seuss

I'd like to die like my grandfather, peacefully, in my sleep -- not screaming like the passengers in his car.
UNKNOWN

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
UNKNOWN

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson

This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen...
Bill Watterson

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
Bill Watterson

What's another word for Thesaurus?
Steven Wright

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Steven Wright