Before we start, let it be know that I'm really not the sanest kid on the block. Being eighteen doesn't make me not qualify, either. I still feel like some dumbass kid with less sense than grey matter - I think therefore I think I am. If you can't keep up, get in the car.
Okay, few random points of note -
# It's Mousewolf, or Mouse. Not M, Minnie, Mickey, and seriously not Wolfie if you value your vital organs. Bunny Holes and Bad Royalty came before I even knew it counted as Fanfiction, so Miss Rathmone is my namesake, not vice versa. Tu compredre?
~ Tasteswise, I could be termed as rather odd. I like rare steak, but I also like carrot sticks and a well made salad when the mood strikes me. I like Star Wars, but I also enjoy enjoy a good anime (who doesn't?). I cheat by watching all the cutscenes of the video games I wish I had the talent to actually play. (The Kingdom Hearts series being a case in point - thank the gods for the wonderful Deathspank and the rest of the kh-vids lot. I would be very dead without them. I would be very dead minus Axel.)
# Dogs tolerate me. Cats wish I was their closet ally. But anything small and furry and rodent-related appears to treat me as the Antichrist (and I don't mean in the Good Omens way, either...) by attempting to attack me then run away. Does it look like I'm joking? I have no less than five or six scars on my hands and arms from homicidal rodents. It's not funny.
~ The above rant seems to extend to plot bunnies, too - I get a thousand ideas every day, yet only one out of a hundred actually stick long enough to make it to paper. Evil rabbits. Outside input for unfinished stories is very much appreciated - my AIM is Mousewolfapple and my e-mail is phantomwolf@hotmail.co.uk - I'll be happy to talk to you, about whatever.
# I've recently gained the strange/annoying habit of reviewing - and I do review nearly everything I read, because it suits me not to have a RL life - with randomly cryptic rhymes. If you hate it, PM me and I'll try and resist next time. If you like it, read and review my stuff and I'll keep it up. Fair enough?
~ Lastly, this particular rhyme and its variants are driving me insane. Tell me whether I should dump it or continue to use it until it consumes me and takes over the world...
If you've heard this before,
You should know what to do -
I've written, you've read,
So read and review!
Ay Carumba. It's out for my life, I swear it.
I'll...just be going now...read stories, pwease? Also, constructive criticism is welcome, but flamers who are too cowardly to even log in to say 'ur stuf sux' will be hunted down and eviscerated. Have fun!
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