My penname is Aoibhinn, and I'm the fairy queen of Brenhiniaeth chan Chyfriniaeth (Welsh for Kingdom of Mystery). My second in command is Author, who shows up in some stories.
In real life, I'm a (sorta) normal American girl. I have a cat and hate chinese food. Sarcastic around boys...and basically everyone in general except my parents and my pastor. Love books, chocolate, movies, fan fiction (duh), and good reviews (even more than chocolate, and that's saying a lot).
Favorite Shows:
Smallville, Gilmore Girls, Monty Python and the Flying Circus, Whose Line is it Anyway, Law and Order SVU and CI, Supernatural, Lois and Clark, Seinfeld, House, Doctor Who, Veronica Mars, Roswell, Robin Hood (BBC version), Psych, X-Files, Prison Break (before Sara was killed off)
Favorite Movies:
Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter movies, Queen of the Damned, Star Wars, Ever After, Dungeons and Dragons (yes it's a movie too), From Hell, the 10th Kingdom, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Carribean trilogy, Life as a House, American Outlaws, King Arthur, Troy, National Treasure,any Batman movie, Casablanca, Arsenic and Old Lace, Young Frankenstein, X-men trilogy, Moulin Rouge, MirrorMask, Sleepy Hollow, Pride and Prejudice, the Covenant, Jane Eyre, Fantastic 4, Brat Pack movie, the Outsiders, La Femme Musketeer
Most Favorite Actors:
Johnny Depp, Sean Connery, Cary Grant, Orlando Bloom, Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Welling, Jensen Ackles, David Boreanaz, Vincent Kartheiser, James Marsters, Tom Felton, Robin Williams, Humphrey Bogart, Christian Bale, Sir Ian McKellen, Morgan Freeman, Aaron Stranford, Mel Gibson, Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant
Most Favorite Actresses:
Kiera Knightly, Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan, Cathrein Zeta Jones, Emma Watson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Erica Durance, Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Ingrid Bergman, Priscilla Lane, Alyssa Milano, Billie Piper
Most Favorite Music:
Enya, Sarah McLachlan, Nickelback, Kansas, Michelle Tumes, STYX, Loreena McKennitt, Dream, M2M, Alanis Morissette, PCD, Spice Girls, Shania Twain, Avril Lavigne, Tears for Fears, Celine Dion, Van Halen, Good Charlotte, Smash Mouth, Hinder, Celtic Women, the Cranberries
Favorite Quotes from TV shows:
Supernatural
Sam: Dean, what I said about Mom and Dad. I'm sorry. Dean: Hey, no chick-flick moments. Sam: All right. Jerk. Dean: Bitch.
(Sam and Dean are posing as potential homeowners)Woman: Well, let me just say that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color, or...(looks at Sam and Dean guessingly) sexual orientation. Dean: Hmm, right. (to Sam) I'm gonna go talk to Larry. Okay, honey? (slaps Sam's ass)
Dean: That fabric softener teddy bear. Oooh! I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.
Gilmore Girls
Rory: Do something to make me hate you! Lorelai: Um, go Hitler?
Lorelai: Oh wait, are you Pennilyn Lott, my dad's college sweetheart? Woman: Yes. Lorelia: You're my almost-mommy. Woman: Well I suppose that's one way of putting it... Lorelia: I'm so glad to finally meet you. Let me ask you something- would you have let me get a pony?
Lorelia:You lost me at carrots, which was the first draft of 'you had me at hello'.
(Lorelia waiting to bail Rory out of jail) Colin: I'm Colin. And this is Finn. And you are? Lorelia: Her mother. Finn: My God, those are good genes.
Emily: You were on the phone? Richard: Long distance. Lorelia: God? Richard: London. Lorelia: God lives in London? Richard: My mother lives in London. Lorelia: Your mother is God?
Rory: Wow. Biblical insults. This is an advanced school.
Charmed
Phoebe: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes. Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE," either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
Smallville
Lex: Clark, you were tied to a pole in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions.
Chloe: So she just stripped down right in front of you? Lana Lang in all her glory... Clark: Most of her glory. She said everything I ever wanted to hear but it didn't seem like she knew what she was doing. Chloe: At least you'll have something to daydream about in Saturday detention.
Clark: Lois? She's bossy. She's stuckup, she's rude- I can't stand her. Lana: The best ones alway start out that way.
Doctor Who
9thDoctor: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own cause there's no one else. Rose: There's me.
9thDoctor: Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?
9thDoctor: Rose, before I go, I just wanna tell you: you were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I!
Rose: What about the skin? I saw it. You... you got ripped apart! Cassandra: That piece of skin was taken from the front of my body. This piece is the back. Rose: grins Haha, right, so you're talking out of your ar... Cassandra: Ask not!
10thDoctor: Correctamundo! A word I've never used before, and hopefully never will again...
Rose: voiceover Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. The first nineteen years of my life nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end. 10th Doctor: How long are you going to stay with me? Rose: Forever. Rose: voiceover Well that's what I thought. But then came the army of ghosts, then came Torchwood and the war. That's when it all ended. This is the story of how I died.
The Doctor and Rose prepare to part ways Rose: I-...I love you. 10th Doctor: Quite right too. pause And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it...Rose Tyler... transmission cuts, and the Doctor fades away
Donna: Doctor. 10thDoctor opens Tardis door 10thDoctor: Oh, what is it now? Donna: That friend of yours, what was her name? 10thDoctor: almost crying Her name is Rose.
Favorite Quotes from Movies:
Batman Begins
Bruce: I wanna borrow it for... spelunking. Lucius Fox: Spelunking? Bruce: Yeah, you know, cave diving. Lucius Fox:You expecting to run into much gunfire in these caves?
X-men
Cyclops doesn't know if Logan's an imposter Wolverine: It's me! Cyclops: Prove it! Wolverine: You're a dick. Cyclops: Okay.
Magneto: Doesn't it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The feeling that someday they will pass that foolish law, or one like it. And come for you...and your childern? Prof. Xavier: It does indeed. Magneto: What do you do when you wake up to that? Prof. Xavier: I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul who comes to that school...looking for trouble.
X2: X-men United
in the X-Jet, being pursued by two fighter jets Storm: I gotta shake them! she does a roll with the plane and drops it sharply towards the ground, then levels off
Pyro: green Please don't do that again. Wolverine: green I agree.
Bobby's Dad: What exactly do you teach, Professor Logan? Wolverine: Art.
Lord of the Rings: FOTR
Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping? Sam: I haven't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me. Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think? Sam: I heard raised voices. Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak. Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world, but nothing important. Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.
Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing. Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
Lord of the Rings: TTT
Frodo: We are hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee. Faramir: Your bodyguard? Sam: His gardener.
Aragorn: It's a long way. Gimli: Toss me. Aragorn: What? Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. pauses, looks up at Aragorn. Don't tell the elf. Aragorn: Not a word.
Gimli: What's happening out there? Legolas: Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to find you a box?
Elrond: He is not coming back. Why do you linger here when there is no hope? Arwen: There is still hope.
Lord of the Rings: ROTK
Gimli: about to fight all of Mordor I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf. Legolas: How about side by side with a friend? Gimli: pause Aye. I could do that.
in a drinking game Gimli: It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy woman. he burps Legolas: I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Gimli: What did I say? He can't hold his liquor. Gimli passes out Legolas: to Eomer who is watching Game over.
Witch King: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now. Eowyn: I am no man.
Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?
Aragorn: Hold your ground, hold your ground. Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
Young Frankenstein
Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me. Dr. Frankenstein: What did he say? Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags? Igor: Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
Dr. Frankenstein: Well it seems as if our mysterious violinist has disa... sees something Dr. Frankenstein: puh. Inga: Disa what? Igor: -ppeared. Dr. Frankenstein: Shh.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator: Katherine Brewster? Have you sustained injury? Kate: Drop dead you asshole! Terminator: I am unable to comply.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: We can talk about normaility till the cows come home. Ford: What is normal? Trillian: What's home? Zaphod: What are cows?
Favorite Quotes from my life:
Dad: Your boyfriend might as well admit he's gay.
Me: Did you remember when you first met Dad? Mom: Yeah, I was going to a get-together in this guy's dorm room and I saw your father on the bed playing air guitar to the song...or was it air drums?
Breann: I just totally bullshitted my way through that test.
(I'm in the hall with my two friends Ta-Ta and Heather) Taylor: So why give me the nickname 'SlimBaby'? Me: Because you're really skinny and we've known each other since we were babies. Taylor: Okay. For second I thought you'd given me like a stripper name or something. Heather: If I had a stripper name it'd be 'Dirty Pirate Hooker'. Me: You've thought about this haven't you.
(at my grandparents 50th anneversary) Me: Mom, we have a problem. The punch is green. Mom: Yes, green was the primary color in Grandma and Grandpa's wedding. Me: But the punch is green. Mom: The punch is fine. Me: The punch is green. When anything none vegtable-like is green there has to be a problem.(Grandma walks up to punch table) Grandma: How's it going. Mom: Great Mom. The punch is fantastic. Me: And green.
My Science Teacher: Did you have a question? Me: Yes,if this spell I got from a show called 'Charmed' works and turns you into a tree can we get out of Biology early? Teacher: Alright. Me: (points figure at Teacher) Changing seasons changes all/ Life renews as creation call/ Nothing is immune, everything transmutes/ So take this teacher and give him roots. (Teacher does not turn into tree) Me: Damn. Teacher: And moving on to Mitosis.
My EnglishTeacher: How was your english teacher from last year? Boy in class: Great. We like you as much as we liked her. Teacher: But I heard some students poisoned her water with whiteboard cleaner. Me: Actually we like you more. If we wanted to off you it'd take less time and not taste as bad.
Me: You're such a soup nazi.
Shewolves:
Styles of gown from Chapter 8
Haileen: http://www.enchantedcostumes.com/wedding_gowns/medieval_wedding_gown_guinivere.shtml
Louise: http://www.edressme.com/5412.html# (Just imagine it in orange and no gold embellishment)
Nicole: http://www.formalwear-outlet.com/d703.html (this dress in magenta color)
Ann: http://www.edressme.com/blackdresses11807.html
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