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Date Updated: Technically 11/20/2009

Current Mood: ...

Currently Listening To: The te-form song to the acoustic tune of 'Oh My Clementine'. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and again and again and again.

Latest Story Update: 101 Berries, drabble ninety-four: 'Typhoon'.

Current Project(s): 101 Berries (100/101 drabbles finished, ONE LEFT AND DOUBLE-UPDATES IN FULL SWING!) and MdA chapter three (1945/5000 words).

What I Actually Worked on Today: Planning out preparing for Ohayocon and getting the materials to make sailor senshi outfits (I'm going as Venus. ). Then studying. Then studying some more. And more studying. And watching Fight Club for the first time. And did I mention studying? AND STILL LISTENING TO THAT SONG, AGHJKL;'

Obsession of the Day: None, really. :c

Real-World Monsters on the Prowl: U tsu ru tte, mu bu nu nde, ku ite, gu ide, su shite, suru shite, kuru kite, te form. Au atte, matsu matte, uru utte, nomu nonde, tobu tonde, shinu shinde, kaku kaite, oyogu oyoide, hanasu hanashite. And repeat until memorized at the sacrifice of whatever sanity you happened to have, and then repeat some more.

Writing Board: (I'll be posting excerpts from my currently-unposted (on FFnet, at least) projects here every so often. Some of them may never see the light of day anywhere else!

This is one of the few drabbles I've written for the 500 drabble project I've mentioned in my rambling A/N's in 101 Berries. The prompt was "incorrigible". Unlike 101 Berries, this collection will be much more generalized, ranging from character introspectives to random moments such as the one you're about to read. And yes, I've beaten this joke to zombification, but I really can't help myself. XD)

“It’s impossible!”

“It’s only impossible because nobody else has done it yet.”

“No, it’s impossible because it’s impos—wait, nobody else?”

“Obviously I made sure I could do it before you arrived, what kind of scientist do you think I am?”

“I don’t think you’re a con artist, I know you are.”

“You wound me, dear customer! But how about I let you have it on a trial basis? A… one-night stand, shall we say?”

“You’d better not be thinking what I think you’re thinking, Urahara.”

“Me? I never! Although if you wish, Isshin-san, we could... enhance a few parts…”

And now, onto the profile itself...

Hi, welcome to my profile! It's your friendly neighborhood Kitsuru here, telling you all about herself!

Let's see... I'm a fangirl of many different things, particularly Bleach at the moment.

...I just noticed that I have a LOT of favorite stories. Well, I favorite any well-written story that I think I'll want to read again, and, when you read as much fanfiction as I do, that adds up.

Favorite Pairings-

Bleach: Ichihime, RenRuki, RanGin, IshiNemu, ShunNan, IchihimeRuki, IchiRenRuki, Rukihime, IchihimeIshi, ChadKarin, OriTat, IkkaNemu, ShunUki, KaiMiya, and KaiRuki.

Naruto: NaruHina, SasuSaku, NaruSasuSaku, KibaIno, SasuIno, SakuIno, ShikaTem, ShikaIno, KibaTem, ShunNan, ChouTayu, InoShikaChou, ShikaChou, NejiTen, IruKaka, and MinaKushi.

Digimon: Daikari, Ryoki, Taiorato, Taiora, Sorato, Junzumi, Takari, Jurato, and Takumi.

Fullmetal Alchemist: EdWin, RoyAi, and AlMei.

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zutara, Sokki, and Tykka.

Teen Titans: Flinx, RobStar, and BBTerra.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Angel: DoylexCordelia, BuffyxAngel, AnyaxXander, and JennyxGiles. (Yes, I have a soft spot for the doomed pairings)...

Animorphs: TobiasxRachel and JakexCassie.

Least Favorite Pairings-

(I don't HATE these pairings, really, and I'll read stories featuring them if they're well written and interesting. I just probably won't write any stories featuring them.):

1. Incest (including adopted siblings, most of the time): I will not read this if it's supposed to be fluffy and cute. THere is nothing about birth defects that strikes me as either).

2. Pedophilia: I make an exception for some Bleach pairings, or for when this is done for the creepiness rather than some twisted attempt at fluff.

3. Fem!male characters (is Yaoi THAT scary?!): unless they have a canonical desire to change genders, I won't read this. And why does everyone want to turn Haku into a girl? He said himself that he's a guy. -_-;

4. Pairings that tend to clash with my major favorites: I just don't enjoy them as much, most of the time.

5. Anything that involves bashing another character: Portraying a female character as a slut or a bitch to make another female character look better ticks me off in particular. How do you think your favorite character would feel, to know you're scorning their friend in their name?! Bashing can, and will, ruin a good story for me. It doesn't matter who is getting bashed, I once stopped reading a fic I'd been following since the prequel because Ishida was introduced solely to be a rapist. I wish I could say that that was an exaggeration.

I also don't like Super! or Smart!canon characters. All too often, they end up being completely OOC Gary Stu's. Like the pairing types listed above, however, I will read them if the story is good.

Current Stories-

1. Baby Boom- Crack. An epilogue to NaruHarem fic's, where Naruto is left in charge of his twelve kids when his wives take a vacation. (FINALLY found the start I had made on the new chapter! Can't say for sure when I'll be able to get to it, though).

2. As Yours- A NaruHina ficlet collection.

3. From the Stars- Reposted from lj. All legends have a story behind them... But only the tale of Tanabata has a perverted cow and THIS much sake! Ichihime, AU.

4. Malo de Amores- She was a clever girl, his princess, but not as clever as she thought she was. She had fallen so far she was about to hit the ground, and she didn't even know how high she had started out. -Hichihime, beware of lemonade-

5. 101 Berries- 101 100-word drabbles featuring Ichigo, Orihime, and their lifetimes together. Updated daily.

Completed Stories (Non-Oneshots)

1. Weaver Girl- Had there always been so many stars? So bright, so beautiful, so familiar and so very strange at the same time. -Ichihime, RenRuki- FLOL Tanabata '09 Contest Entry!

Planned Fics-

1. Short Straw (Tentative title)- During the Preliminaries, Naruto ends up fighting Gaara. NaruHina is the main pairing, with either SasuSaku or LeeSaku, KibaTem, ShikaIno, NejiTen, and whatever else comes up.

2. If Only (Tentative title)- What if Rangiku had held on for just a few more moments, that day in the Seireitei? RanGin.

3. To Ashes: When Ulquiorra warned Ichigo that if he didn't finish it it would never be over, he meant it.

Planned Oneshots-

1. Currently untitled- What if Sasuke's kids have pink hair... and like it? A sequel to Hair, SasuSaku.

2. Sacrificial Goat: Ichigo, Orihime, Tatsuki. On stupid villagers and what to do when you've suddenly become the Champion of the strangest goddess you'll ever meet. (AU, Ichihime)

Planned Bleach and Naruto Crossovers-

1. Just Another Mission (Tentative Title)- What if Urahara had decided to get some help, the day Orihime went missing? (I may also change the time frame for this from pre-Hueco Muendo to pre-Soul Society. Prewritten up to the Shattered Shaft.).

2. Shini-nin (VERY tentative title): A year after Naruto and Sasuke's death, Sakura and the other members of the Rookie Nine are killed as well. But they have no intention of settling down in Rukongai, and their eyes are on the prize: becoming Shinigami! (Bleach and Naruto, prewritten all the way up to Aizen's 'death' assuming I can find all of the notebooks I used. Ridiculously cliche idea, I know, but I started writing it one day and couldn't stop. XD).

3. Testing Out: In order to keep Aizen from going after Orihime again, the ryoka are sent to hide in Konohagakure. However, the only way that they can get in is by participating in the Chuunin Exams.

Other Planned Crossovers-

1. MIMO (hate this title, beyond tentative): Everyone knows that garbage in means garbage out when it comes to computers. But what about when that computer happens to belong to Sunnydale's favorite technopagan gypsy? (BtVS and Digimon (Adventure, 02, and possibly 03) in response to a challenge on TTH).

2. Everyday Unlife: Cordelia wonders why she is even surprised at anything anymore after she catches her visiting cousin, Orihime, babbling at her dearly departed roommate. (Bleach and Angel).

3. Falling Up: Seconds before Buffy jumped into the portal at the end of season five, Urahara Kisuke opened a portal of his own on the other side of the world. There won't be any resting in peace for this Slayer. (Bleach and BtVS).

4. Equine Dentistry (Another title that I don't hate!): He had a jingling telepathic horse following him around, wasn’t that enough? Or was Karma that sadistic and cruel? The answer was, of course, the latter. (Ishida-centric, Heralds of Valdemar and Bleach).

5. Whetstone: Apparently, being dead is like being in bathrobe in the middle of a crowd of other people in bathrobes. Except that there’s no ‘like’ about it. (Animorphs (fear my geekiness!) and Bleach).

6. Make a Castle Out of Mud: Slade wasn't the first to find Terra after she left the Titans. A certain talking black cat was. (Teen Titans and Bleach).

7. Clap Your Hands if You Believe: Elysia tries to say goodbye to her imaginary friend. (Bleach and FMA, anyone have any guesses on who's a shinigami in this? And no, it's not Hughes.)

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