ATTENTION!!

I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT DEAD. BOTH "SALTY KISSES" AND "YOURS, MINE & OURS" ARE BOTH IN THE WORKS. I HAVE HAD A TOUGH YEAR.
In the past year I have dealt with my grandmother's cancer and father's heart failure along with a plethora of illnesses that kept me from my senior year of high school. I had to make up the work or risk not graduating. You see that I was between a rock and a hard place. I had to get the work done.
And if it isn't just my luck... I JUST BROKE MY CLAVICLE IN A CAR ACCIDENT! I'm typing this one-handed. My primary laptop is busted as well. So please stick with me. My stories will be updated and another is in the works.
YOUR REVIEWS KEEP ME GOING! I LOVE YOU ALL!

Hello. I'm LuffySP. I like couples, a lot. So deal with my romance stories.

My SEXY Art!

MY FAVORITE COUPLES!

AGE: 18

GENDER: Female

SEXUALITY: Bisexual

LOCATION: United States

AIM: LadyKannah3695

LOVE: YES! His name is Brian and I'm crazy about him. He's on the dA as demihero. He's the sweetest guy ever...

I also have an AdultFanFiction.net account here

LADY KANNAH'S HENTAI HAVEN

I have taken the liberty of beginning the set-up of a website called Lady Kannah's Hentai Haven. The idea is a hentai site that has writing, fanfictions, comics, art, fanart, and doujin. NO LIVE PICTURES! All of the art will be written by women. It is trying to bring about equality in hentai by providing a quality site for girls with art done by their fellow women. It's not really a feminist statement, it's a fact that women today do not have equal rights in the porn industry. We can be the performers, the ideals, but never the creator. I know there are some women out their who'd like to twist their own fantasies for the world to read. Well, don't worry about not being a man, ladies! We want you to embrace your female roots. We know you can be as perverted as any man, don't shy away from it. EMBRACE IT! Remember, I don't care if you're eighteen, I want your art and your writing. It can even be original, so get working. Also, anyone, male or female, who would like to help set up the site is welcome.

FAV AUTHORS:

I like everyone on FF.net... but my favorites are Bagatelle she is a goddess of slash, someone I can't help but admire, although I wish that we were closer. I also adore Vampire Toy, you may know her as KiKikun on the dA. She is my dreamboat.

WARNINGS:

I'm a pervert. I like perverted stories. I like shojo and shonen ai; and het... and porn... shut up. X3

LIKES:

Anime/Manga BDSM Acting Writing Drawing Yaoi/Yuri Hentai GSR Chocolate Porn South Park Alison Tyler My E-Wives B-Movies & Independent Films Neji Hyuuga
Eric Cartman deviantART Shipping & My Boyfriend

DISLIKES:

Vomit Homophobia Racism Rape Opposing Shippers SASUSAKU/NARUHINA Bible Thumpers & Intolerance

MUSIC:

I like everything from hard rock, to ska, to showtunes. Hard-core country and rap ANNOY me.

I like tons of anime and shows, these are my favorites.

MY FAVORITE ANIME:

Naruto One Piece Eyeshield 21 Fairy Tail Kimi wa Pet High School Girls Death Note Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Full Metal Alchemist He’s Dedicated to Roses Azumanga Daioh Hot Blooded Woman Yotsuba&! Monkey High! Puni Puni Poemy Mahou Sensei Negima!
AI Love You Love Hina I My Me Strawberry Eggs Cowboy Bebop Kodomo no Omocha Kodomo no Jikan The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Chobits Bartender Ane Doki Akira Fushigi Yugi Read or Die & Cutie Boy

MY FAVORITE HENTAI:

Doctor Shameless Alice in Sexland Door of Fasicnation Story of Little Monica Darling Bible Black Boy Soprano Boku no Sexual Harassment Anal Justice Voice of Submission Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-Chan LA Blue Girl Parade Parade Vicious
Sensitive Pornography Hatsu Inu A Strange Type of Girl Bondage Fairies
Boys’ Forbidden Girls’ Festival Jiru Door of Invitation Immature Mama Take On Me
Hana Temari Kan Hi Sakura FAKE Handmade Family Narupo Cutie Bunny & Virgin

MY FAVORITE SHOWS:

South Park Total Drama Island Family Guy Scrubs Avatar: The Last Airbender Leverage 6Teen Law & Order: SVU The Closer Medium King of the Hill Criminal Minds Bones
Danny Phantom Whose Line Is It Anyway? Malcolm in the Middle Invader Zim
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends Fairly Odd Parents Teen Titans Chowder
& The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

MY FAVORITE BOOKS:

The Virgin Something About Workmen So Hard to Say Rainbow Boys Its in Her Kiss Between Girlfriends Keeping You A Secret Harry Potter Artemis Fowl Size 12 is NOT Fat
Go Ask Alice Define “Normal” Sugar I’m Not As Crazy As I Seem Wicked Jerk
Every Boy’s Got One The Boy Next Door Boy Meets Girl Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister
He’s A Stud She’s A Slut Full Frontal Feminism Crash Fat Camp Luna & Venus Online

FAVORITE SONG:

“Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus

Want Me to Write A Story For You?

I'm a busy person, but I can try. I'll write anything from South Park, Naruto, One Piece, or CSI without question. Anything else... well, check my dA account to see if I'm familiar with the story.

Time Limit: Expect a week to a month of writing time. I have a life, I have school. I have to do stupid homework that I can't blow off to write a fiction for you.

Pay me back. If you're an artist, draw me something. A writer? Write me a story... please? You could do whatever, make me an AMV, a funky icon, I don't care, I just wanna know you appreciate the gift.

I will write: Homosexual or adult content (or both). If you want a real lemon, you'll get one as sour as you want. I'll even do you bondage. I'll write for most pairs. Check my couples list. Okay? I don't care what you love, I'll take a crack at it. You can give me your plot ideas, if you want...

If you want your OC in it... um, okay, but no Mary-Sue's...

I won't write: Anything that is homophobic or beastiality. If I hate the pair, I won't do it, so don't even try to get me to do a Sasuke/Sakura or Naruto/Hinata. I won't write Ron/Hermione either. I hate the couples. Agian, check the link to my couples list. If I hate it. I won't write it.

The stories will most likely be one-shots; unless I'm really inspired. Please tell me if you want angst, humor, fluff, etc.

Please send me a PM if you want a purty story. Sorry if you think the demands are a lot. I just don't wanna be slammed.

What does my Naruto OC Luffy Dragon look like? Go here!

OTP:

Naruto

Naruto/Sakura
Naruto/Sasuke
Kakashi/Sasuke
Sakura/Hinata
Neji/Hinata
TenTen/Temari

South Park

Stan/Wendy
Cartman/Kyle
Tweek/Craig
Wendy/Bebe
Gregory/Christophe
Terrence/Philip

Other

Grissom/Sara (CSI)
Luffy/Nami (One Piece)
Light/L (Death Note)
Courtney/Duncan (Total Drama Island)
Jonsey/Jude (6teen)
Jonsey/Nikki (6teen)

I like tons of other couples, but these are really lighting a fire under me, lately. For my other couples, check out the link at the top of my journal.