| Trousers in Small Jars |
Author has written 14 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Misc. Movies, Pushing Daisies, Jersey Boys, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Misc. Plays/Musicals. My name is Cassie and I am 19 and am obsessed with Phantom of the Opera, (the movie and the play) and Clay Aiken . I am usually in the POTO or the Fireplace Alliance. I love writing and would like to become a actress/screenplay writer. I also love movies, acting, singing and figure skating. Other Random Fic Stances Mpreg- Only okay if both parents are seahorses. Incest- Never okay, even if one sibling is adopted it is still creepy. Cheating- There has to be a decent reason for it, not they just dicided to start fucking other people. Quotes- "The Greatest Thing you'll ever learn is Just to "Say you'll share with me one love one lifetime, let me, "Christine, I love you."- Erik and Raoul, POTO "Somewhere, someday we'll find a new way of living. We'll find a way of forgiving, somewhere." Tony and Maria, West Side Story "Of course not!"-Raoul, POTO "Past the point of no return, the final threshold, the bridge is crossed so stand and watch it burn."- Erik and Christine, POTO "Monsieur, "Let's go to Key West and and get key wasted!" - Janice Dickenson "Straight up, downtown, are you really gonna love me forever? Oh, Oh,Oh."- Paula Abdul "We've been smuckeldorfed!"- Spongebob "Some people cry at weddings, I get bitchy."- Helen, Wings "You hit me with a death pillow!"- Adrian, Monk "Tale as old as Time."-Mrs. Potts, Beauty and The Beast "Party in my pants!" (that is an inside joke I have with with my friends) Me everyday! "Holy shit, it's a cat!"- The crazy guy, Mr. Deeds "Dude give me some of your tots!"-Big guy, Napoleon Dynamite "Freedom, Beauty, Truth and Love!"- Christian, Toulouse and those other 2 guys Moulin Rouge "Don't Mistake my anal retentivness for actual affection."- Bree, Desperate Housewives "Who are you calling Nancy?"-Peter, Down With Love "Kiss today goodbye the sweetness and the sorrow!"- Cassie, A Chorus Line "Anybody want a peanut?"- Fessik, Princess Bride "You want to use my wig guy don't you?"- Starsky, Starsky and Hutch "Oh yeah, that's hilarous Jeremy"- My sister said this one "Womb to tomb, birth to Earth."- Tony and Riff, West Side Story "Today, the minutes seem like hours the hours pass so slowly and still the sky "We'll have our private little mix tonight."- Anita, West Side Story "Lesbian seagull!" again an inside joke That me and friend Brittney have "Now you can never leave my Batcave!"- Erik, POTO in 15 minutes "Someday and soon I'll make you proud of your boy."- Proud of Your Boy "Who'll make good cross his stupid heart."-Proud of Your Boy "Katze mit einem glüht stock! " Cat with a glow stick and inside joke, Me and sisters Alex and Rocky (Roxanne) "Give him something to drink, not whiskey."- Travis, The Alamo 'Want to see who can stuff more Hershey's kisses in their mouth."- my friend Angie who stuffed 40 in her mouth "And He'd be Dead Like forever." - Heather in English class freshman year. "As you wish."-Wesley Princess Bride "You'll Buttle as you did before."- Joesph, "Joesph and The Amazing Technicoler Dreamcoat" "Could it be Could it be Could it be could it possibly be "Let daylight dry your tears."- Raoul, POTO, AIAOY "Party at the house of wax! LOL JK I'll stop now."-me on the Phantom message boards "Longer Than Always is a long long time.." More "I fought so hard to free you." Raoul, POTO, DOM "I Hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is now your in the world!" Christian, Moulin Rouge, and Elton John, Your Song "I have never said the word hell you son of a bitch." May, Return to Me "I cheat on my wife ,gamble, go to whores but drinking is where I draw the line." Travis, Alamo "Your like Sexy Annie!" Me to friend Rebecca "OMG! Your like the glitter queen of the ice show." I forgot, many people said this in the locker room. "So what happens now, where am I going to?" Eva, Evita "So share my glory so share my coffin!' Eva, Evita "And the money kept rolling in from every side!" Che, Evita "I'm Argentina and always will be." Eva, Evita "High flying adorded what happens now where do you do from here?" Che, Evita "Turn a blind eye Evita turn a blind eye." Che, Evita "I really missed the feel of your kiss but can I have back my things before I get really pissed" - 2 gether "You got my sweaters my hat I can't find my cat (meow)"-2 gether "No Really? I thought it tasted like elves!"- My friend Des "Tommy- I was in a talent show at school, I came in 2nd, I should have won my mom says second isn't so bad, look what happened to that Clay Aiken guy Mrs. Ledford- Oh, yes I forgot he didn't win"- Clay Aiken's Joyful noise show 2005 "I'm through excepting limits cause someone says they're so! Some things I can not change but till I try I'll never know!"- Elphie, Wicked "I've heard it said That people come into our lives For a reason Bringing something we must learn And we are led To those who help us most to grow If we let them And we help them in return."- Glinda, Wicked "You...will...be... PopULAR I'll help you be popular." -Glinda, Wicked "I hope your happy in the end,I hope your happy my friend."- Glinda, Elphie, Wicked "Watcha the backka watcha the crothie itsa sergent liberace "- Opera Man, SNL "Married a woman who said she was rich, stole all her money walked out on the bitch."- Mr. Robinson, SNL "Thank God this moment's not our last."- Roger, Rent "There's only us, there's only now, no day but today"- Entire Cast, Rent "To days of inspiration Playing hookie, making something out of nothing The need to express To communicate, To going against the grain,Going insane Going mad To loving tension, no pension To more than one dimension,To starving for attention, Hating convention, hating pretension Not to mention of course, hating dear old mom and dad" Mark, Rent "Your Going Lose your heart to me, I tell you if I have to, I'll have to, MAGIC SPELL YOU!" -Nessarose, Wicked- "Why make her lie to you, to save me? "- Raoul POTO- "'Cause There's Something I Should Have Told You Yes There's Something I Should Have Told You When I Looked Into Your Eyes Why Does Distance Make Us Wise? You Were The Song All Along And Before The Song Dies I Should Tell You I Should Tell You I Have Always Loved You You Can See It In My Eyes."- Roger, Rent- "Fuck nut!" My sister, Alex "Just what I wanted a bag of whore piss!" MOI! "Why don't I ever listen to me?"- J.D., Scrubs "A drunk clown hurt me once."- J.D., Scrubs "I just wanted to have sex with a foxy nurse and now i'm in love what is this?"- Turk, Scrubs "Carla: about a male intern You're right; he definitely has a cute little butt. "I have a strange feeling that pirate and parrot are arguing about me and the parrot is winning"-Spongebob, Spongbob "I spent all morning watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stefani, I don't know what a hollaback girl is but I know I want her dead." - Brian, Family Guy "Knowing my fate is to be with you" Abba, Waterloo "I love this moment so much I could have have sex with it." Dr. Cox, Scrubs "So, why'd you tell J.D. our baby's Blackxican?" Carla, Scubs "Okay, who said pickle?" Turk, Scrubs "That's funny, you see I have a gun, right?" Some guy on Yes, Dear "Yeah and just to see if they are still alive I stab them in the leg!" Me on my bus "I'm done with the bird. It's colorful. It's a fucking rainbow with wings" My biotch, Katie "We're not lost. We're following the yellow, thick hose." - Ned, Pushing Daises "Tyler Perry productions in association with Tyler Perry present Tyler Perry's "Tyler Perry" starring Tyler Perry as Tyler Perry"- The Soup "Where were they going without even knowing the way?" Fastball, The Way "So, technicaly, only I could annoy them because I paid to." Me "I'm a republican in Illinois, I have otherwise nothing to talk about." Some guy on the radio "So you wrote a bad play and you were molested, welcome to theatre." Karen, Will and Grace "Barbosa- Remember? You shot me. "COME ON SAUSAGE IS AN AMAZING NAME FOR A CAT!"- Me on Katie's new kitties "I'm not faking this, I really don't know what the hell I'm doing."- Eilene Stritch "Well, today we tried to masturbate for money."- Sheldon, The Big Bang Therory "I hate Mondays and staplers. That's why I am never going to work in an office." -Me "It..Um.. electrocutes you." Molly, A girl at school "It's now time to admit that Bill Clinton is a lying-cheating-sexist-racist-rapist jackass."- A Chain E-mail "I like them alive and un-raped." - Brian Posehn "Because Y is a bullshit letter. It doesn't know if it's a consonant or a vowel...and you're Italian. Ya gotta end in a vowel. Delgado. Casteluccio. Pizza. It says "This is who I am." If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself." Mary, Jersey Boys "My eyes adored you Though I never laid a hand on you My eyes adored you Like a million miles away from me You couldn't see how I adored you So close, so close And yet so far." Frankie, Jersey Boys, My Eyes Adored You "I cried for you, now cry for me." Bob, Jersey Boys, Cry For Me "Big girls do-oh-oh-n't cry-eye-eye." Frankie, Jersey Boys, Big girls don't cry "The only real way to look slutty is not to be fucked so soon."A madlib I did "What, do you think Mr. Toshiba let him in and said -hey! Hop to it, you better get those bomb in their. I'm tired of fixing these computers for these stupid girls who wont stop hitting on me!!" Amy "Don't you realize that when you don't cast me, my life sucks?"- John Lloyd Young "I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass."- Craig Ferguson "Heaven Knows, a Moving target's hard to hit!" Roxy, Chicago, We Just Move On "I think I saw him in Rent or Stomp or Clomp or some piece of crap." Homer Simpson, the Simpsons "Come back when you're black."- Record Guy, Jersey Boys "Yeah, if Frankie Valli were a big black woman."- Me to Gummy "Come on Lindsey, Risk your life for Jewel."- Chris trying to do carts in the Tornado Warning "Shut up, We're going to die!"- Aaron "Who is Marius? I know he's not Jean ValJean." Me asking Katie about Les Mis characters "Apparently when you go to prison, they take your shirt off."- Me watching the Oak View Joesph tape "Is he a kid toucher?"- Katie I changed my pen name ONCE AGAIN to The Trousers in Small Jars My Vid Site- http://www.freewebs.com/beyondtheflowers/index.htm The RP Site I Go To- http://www.freeforum101.com/musicalrpgs/index.php?mforum=musicalrpgs (Feel Free To Join) My E-mail is Sk8str@aol.com AIM-Sk8stR msn- Sk8str@aol.com I apoligize for not updating for a while, I had a lot going on. I graduated high school but I am going to try to focus and get these stories done. I have been having computer issues. I might have some One-Shots coming out soon...so keep an eye out for those. But I will try to update each story at least once a month. NOTE: If you are going to read Wounds, Three Little Words or Erik in TV World keep in mind that it is some of my earliar writing and they are not as good as my more recent stories. I would edit them but I want to show my progress as a writer. NOTE: I moved all my Phantom stories to the Phantom of the Opera MOVIE section. | |||||||
1. With the Flip of a Coin reviewsA Jersey Boys and Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story Crossover: Who knew that with one coin flip one of music's brightest stars would be dead? Tommy sure didn't.Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Jersey Boys - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-17-08 - Complete2. True Love reviewsThe Joker has kidnapped a young girl and she is starting to have feelings for him. One-ShotBatman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-17-08 - Complete3. The Last Persian Rose » reviewsAU After AIAOY takes place, instead of sitting around for three months Erik dicided to take drastic measures by kidnapping Christine. Movie baised with some Kay and Leroux. You are warned Erik is very angry and angsty.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 9-25-064. Going Slightly Mad » reviewsErik is having the worst day of his life...over and over... MovieMusical with Elements of Groundhogs Day. Formally Titled No Return.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 12-12-075. Home Again reviewsA Jersey Boys Fic: What if Frankie's daughter had not died? AU One-ShotJersey Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-08 - Complete6. Trusting Desire reviewsOne month after the disaster Raoul and Christine are married but when Christine finds out she is pregnant but is already four months along new secrets are revealed. Erik has also returned to claim what is his. Same Story as before just re-edited and bettePhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-30-087. Hopelessly reviewsOneShot: Olive has always wanted a Hollywood romance. A little AU. Set after the first 9 episodes.Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete8. The Fall of Shaw reviewsA Glory One Shot from the POV of Forbes after Shaw dies.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-9-07 - Complete9. Kidnapped! » reviewsAfter Raoul and Christine leave the Opera House,Christine gets kidnapped and Raoul needs Erik to help find her. RC and Complete!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,737 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 5-22-05 - Complete10. Three Little Words » reviewsWhat made Christine do it? What made her mouth to Raoul those three little words that mean so much? This is RC God Forbid I dicided to continue this due to popular demand goes into R and C relationship to marriage CompletePhantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 12-26-05 - Published: 4-11-05 - Complete11. Erik in TV World » reviewsErik falls asleep watching T.V. and wakes up some place else. Very OOC for everyone I AM NICE TO RAOUL! Really I am! Finito!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-17-05 - Published: 4-23-05 - Complete12. The Lesson reviewsChristine went to the opera house alone against Raoul's wishes and Phillipe tries to teach them both a lesson. RC OneShot Movie BaisedPhantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-14-05 - Complete13. Erik The Tooth Fairy reviewsA oneShot about Christine losing a tooth and Erik trying to make her happy She is about 6 here. ALW baisedPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-23-05 - Complete
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