JUST AS A GENERAL WARNING TO ALL WHO MAY STUMBLE ONTO MY PAGE: I TEND TO WRITE A TON OF REALLY GAY SHIT, SO IF THAT'S NOT YOUR THING...GTFO, NAO!

O hai thur...I'm Misfit Minion—or Misfit, if you prefer—and welcome to my shit-tastic corner of FanFiction(dot)net! I can't write all that great, but...some deep, driving, horrible urge inside me insists that I still give it a shot and the spew that litters this section is the end result of my efforts. I am a fucking huge fag for Halo, Naruto, and Conker's Bad Fur Day/Live and Reloaded, so that's what you'll usually see from me, though, every so often, other things catch my interest and I eviscerate the English language to write out something for that fandom, as well. Updates happen every leap-year, so I'd suggest finding a nice, comfy place to sit and preparing yourself for a long wait. :V

OTHER PLACES TO FIND ME

FurAffinity / deviantART / y!Gallery / AdultFanfiction

MY PEEPS:

Mgalekgolo / J. Bittersweet / Kenocka

NEWS/UPDATES:

09/11/11: HA HAAAAA! Unthinkable is pretty much dead at this point. Don't bother hoping for an update. ಠ_ಠ

STORIES

On-Going Stories:

Unthinkable (HALO; Slash; Elite/Elite (OCs)) -- TROLOLOLOLOL IN LIMBO! MIGHT AS WELL SAY DEAD!

One-shots:

Head Over Heels (HALO; Shonen-ai, Grunt/Elite (OCs))

New Year's Confessions (Red vs. Blue; Shonen-ai; Doc/O'Malley)

Ti Takaya Prelesnaya (Axis Powers Hetalia; Family; Russia, Belarus)