Hello, I'm Indecisive Mind. You seem to have stumbled upon my profile.

My, my, don't we lack a life...

I also have another account where I post a lot of my other works, mostly Danny Phantom. If you would like the link, please message or email me. : ) I love talking to new people.

Likes: Flailing wildly

Hates: People

Other Information About Me: I'm actually nice if you talk to me. Uh.

Favorite Anime: Yu Yu Hakusho, Chobits (manga only), Fruits Basket, Samurai Champloo, Fullmetal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, Case Closed, Naruto, Black Cat, Trigun, Azumanga Daioh, Death Note, Elfen Lied, D.Gray-man

Favorite Movies: Spirited Away, Brokeback Mountain, Princess Mononoke, Titanic (...how'd that get there?), Mean Girls, The School of Rock, Scary Movie, Wall-E, Fight Club, Pirates of the Caribbean, V for Vendetta

Favorite Books: Good Omens, Wicked, Jacob Have I Loved, I Am the Messenger, Of Mice and Men, The Catcher in the Rye, The Book Thief , To Kill a Mockingbird, Green Angel, Hope Was Here, Ruby Holler, A Ring of Light, A Swiftly Tilting Planet, Fight Club, Fat Kid Rules the World, The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing

Favorite Authors: Katherine Paterson, Madeline L'Engle, Bruce Coville, Eoin Colfer, Chuck Palahniuk

Favorite Shows (non-anime): House, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Jackie Chan Adventures, Courage the Cowardly Dog, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Hey Arnold!

Quotes:

"When one door of happiness closes another opens, but often we look so long a the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." -Helen Keller

"To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world." --Anonymous

"Procrastinators of the world unite...tomorrow."

"Daddy! You're back from Peru! We were afraid you'd been run over by an elevator!" -Bugs Bunny

"Maito Guy once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors." --jenna_chan at LJ

"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away." --Nancy Mitford

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, what they don't have is a J.O.B." --Fats Domino

"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples, then we'll both still have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, then you and I will both have two ideas." --Anonymous

"Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car."

"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Marcus Brigstocke

"If you had used that lump three feet above your ass, you still might've had your soul. (Turns to Hiei) Make that two feet for you." -Genkai

"Nerd fight..." -Kurama

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'No good in bed, but fine up against a wall'." --Eleanor Roosevelt

"Razors pain you, rivers are damp. Acid stains you, and drugs cause cramps. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful--you might as well live." -Dorothy Parker

"This wind coming in feels like home. It's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood on the rotting flesh of decaying corpses."-Hiei

"I know I'm a short target, but this is sad..." -Hiei

Hiei: "I can't just watch you get killed in front of me."
Kurama: "Okay then...go somewhere else."

Shigure: And since we’re back on the subject, Tohru is actually very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori: For some reason when you say that, it reeks of something illegal.

Tohru: These cats must really like you a lot!
Kyo: Yeah, don't ask why... they just come out on their own... same for dogs for Shigure, and rats for Yuki...
Tohru: It must be fun!
Kyo: How the hell is it fun!? This one time I was walking on the mountains with Kagura, we got surrounded by a whole pack of boars! I thought they were gonna eat us!

"This is my impression of Yusuke: Look at me, I'm burning!" -Botan

"I bet even that sumo wrestler from that one stupid episode has a D size rack. Man, he’d better be careful. Move too quickly and he might knock down some buildings. Then we’d have to call him Boobzilla, terror of Tokyo!" --Chapter 7 of "Rurouni Kenshin: Tales of a Sexy Swordsman" by Wicked Enough

"Procrastination and masturbation are the same. They’re both fun and games until you realize that you’re screwing yourself." --Anonymous

"Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young."

"Raise my hand if you're telekinetic."

"Whoever said 'Nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door."

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd be watching TV by candlelight." -George Gobel

"Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children."

"Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars and though to myself, 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'"

"Suicide Hotline...please hold."

"Lemon chicken, in reference to fanfiction world, is sexually aroused poultry." --Psychos-Anonymous

"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs."

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own."

"Clothes make a man. Naked people have little to no influence on society." --Mark Twain

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with the authorities." --Matt Groening

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, so instead pick your middle finger up and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone."

"Here lies, all cold and hard, the last damn dog, that pooped in my yard." -Gravestone

"'Always' and 'never' are two words you should always remember never to use."

"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Anonymous

Tucker: (Sees Danny in a dress) -Cheers- Whoo! Take it off!
Sam: O.o
Tucker: No, really, he should take it off. It's weird.

"There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't."

Actual Consumer Labels:

Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of candy: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special.)

Bar of soap: Use like regular soap. (And that would be...how?)

Dessert (bottom of box): Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose.)

Chainsaw: Warning--Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this!)

Keyboard: Warning--To reduce possibilities of fatal injuries, please read instructions manual. (I haven't read my instructions manual...does that mean I have a higher chance of dying?)

Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after consuming. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just keep those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

Child's Superman Costume: Warning-Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That's right, just destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

American Airlines Packet of Peanuts: Instructions-Open bag, eat nuts. (Nerp...)

When You Dial a Mental Hospital:

Ring...Ring...

Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Mistranslations:

"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested the lobby be used for this purpose." -Zurich Hotel

"Special cocktails for ladies with nuts." -Tokyo bar

"Would you like to ride on your own ass?" -Ad for donkey rides in Thailand

"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time." -Roman laundry

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -Japanese hotel

"To stop the drip, turn cock to right." -Finnish washroom faucet

Famous last words:

"No, these windows are okay to lean on."

"I can pass this guy."

"My brakes are fine."

"Nice doggy."

"Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du--"

"So, you're a cannibal."

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

Bumper Stickers:

"There are two types of pedestrians: the fast ones and the dead ones."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming and yelling the like the passengers who were with him in the car."

"PMS: Punish Men Severely"

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the body."

"It will be a great day when the schools have all the money they need, and the air force will have to hold a bake sale to build a bomber."

~Ways to Freak out Your Roommate~ (From Sessha's Crazy)

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?

What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?

My Stories:

Most of my stories, including "Obsession," "Now and Forever," "Traffic Rules for Dummies," "How to Kill Dora the Explorer," and "YYH Whose Line Is It Anyway" has been deleted. Inspiration for them was...pretty much dead. Oops.

Also, I have another account, where I've posted most of my other stories (I post a lot more often over there). If you're interested, please contact me and I'll send you the link.

Future Stories:

Beyond the Veil: (Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter crossover) Sirius Black, after the fight at the Ministry, finds himself awaking in a new world: Amestris. And who should he stumble upon but Alphonse Elric, a boy desperately searching for his older brother? (Spoilers up to OotP in Harry Potter and episode 51 of Fullmetal Alchemist; ignores the Conqueror of Shambala movie)

Butterfly Effect: (Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter crossover) They were trying to find a way back home, but once again the Elric brothers have landed themselves in an even bigger mess. Instead of returning to Amestris, they discover the existence of magic.

Recommended Websites:

I am part of two different websites dedicated to betaing and improving fics. Here are the links:

http://betafinder.proboards50.com

http://www.freewebs.com/nightscribes/

Both sites are relatively new. However, if you're ever having trouble with a fic or need to find a beta, please check the sites out. : )