| Stealth Dragon |
Author has written 65 stories for CSI: New York, Andromeda, Numb3rs, Kolchak: The Night Stalker, Stargate: Atlantis, Thoughtcrimes, and Doctor Who. Only a few find the way. Some don't recognize it when they do. Some... don't ever want to - The Cheshire Cat, from American McGee's Alice. Stealth Dragon I be (a.k.a Melissa)! But I go by many other names. Silent Coyote, Queen of the Beasties, and for some odd reason Menushes. Contrary to popular belief, I am mad... I mean not mad. Or maybe I am mad. I want to be a professional writer: how is that not mad? I am an English major/artist and normally a writer of fantasy with the occasional science fiction on the side, with just the right amount of obsession to keep at it though, apparently, it's driving me mad:P. My fannish-ness varies from show to show. Some shows have my never ending love, some shows leave me (sobs!), some shows I leave (oi vey). Those shows that have a special place in my heart for the way they make my heart go all a-flutter (because I am so incredibly shallow that if I were a puddle I wouldn't exist) are: Stargate: Atlantis, Dr. Who, CSI: New York. Why, yes, I do watch mostly for the hot guys, why do you ask? But they're also just fun shows all around. On the side is Supernatural, The Mentalist, Primeval, Psych and Lost. However, because these latter shows have yet to inspire me, do not expect any fic for them. My Livejournal, where you can find more fanfic and links to fanfic not posted on FF.net. http://kriadydragon.livejournal.com/ Eep! Story types I will not do - Slash, Romance, certain types of cross-overs, anything sexual. I also tend not to read said story types, and will stop reading should such things pop up. Blah! A few favorite bits of dialogue from here and there Ah! The diabolical dice. A word of Caution, don't throw them when you're alone. The fiends lack loyalty and their notion of nourishment is quite disturbing - Chessire Cat, from American McGee's Alice. I find that sage advice for anyone with demon summoning dice. You look more of a meal than a man - Lizbeth, from Clive Barker's Undying game. I just found that comment amusing. I don't cuddle - Danny Messer. Dang straight my man! What, you think I can just shut this off? - Danny Messer. During a very short stint of depression (that went away, thank goodness) I found this statement very poignant. Smeeeagol. Why does it cry, Smeagol? - Gollum, LOTR. Well, Smeagol? Answer the question. It's an animal thing - Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick. Monsters unite. Malcolm - You wanna run this ship? Jain - Yes! Malcolm - Well... You can't! - From Serenity. Hee-Hee! (may not be exact) I swallowed a bug - River, from Sernity. That's why you never fly in an open-air hover craft with your mouth open. You kick like a nine year old girl - Reid to Hotch, from Criminal Minds. Once again, Hee-hee! Idiot! Gosh! - Napolean Dynamite. I find myself quoting this one without realizing it. If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' 'til you do succeed! - Soundbite from a radio station. Could be from a movie but not sure. ...and those naughty in my sight, shall snuff it - Book of Armaments, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Marge, Marge! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me! - Homer, while being strangled by a Krusty doll, The Simpsons. Why I don't like dolls. Dad, wake up, you're not a robot, you're just possessed by the devil. - Lisa to Homer, The Simpsons. I'm not not licking frogs - Homer, again, from the Simpsons, getting a slight buzz from some frogs. Eat my photons, small heads! - Crow, Mystery Science theater 3000. You always bring me the best violence. - Mr. Universe, from Serenity. Guy killed me, Mal. Killed me with a sword. How weird is that? - Mr. Universe, Serenity. How fine you look when dressed in rage - Again, American McGee's Alice. That game is so finely quotable. "Holy sh-t," I breathed, " hellhounds." " Harry," Micheal said sternly. " You know I hate it when you swear." " You're right. Sorry. Holy Sh-t," I breathed. " Heckhounds..." - Grave Peril, book three of the Dresden Files. I'm with Micheal on the swearing, but you've gotta admit that's funny. Stories in the Works I've decided just to surprise you all, because muses and plot bunnies are fickle creatures, and there's no knowing what I'll write. | |||||||||||||
1. The Man in the Box reviewsSheppard hates being touched, his team helps how they can. Sheppard/team friendship. Gen. Mental whumping.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-23-09 - John S.2. Monster reviewsI beheld the wretch – the miserable monster whom I had created Frankenstein, Mary Shelley. Sheppard and McKay friendship. Gen. Warning: rather dark, major Shep whump.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,240 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-1-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete3. What Dreams May Come reviewsThey don't know his team. They don't know his team at all. Shep whump, team friendship, Gen. Beta'd by Wildcat88 Frisco .Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-18-09 - John S. - Complete4. No Atheists in Foxholes reviewsLeon Weaver doesn't like soldiers. Sheppard, OC. Gen. Shep whump.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-17-09 - John S. - Complete5. The Good Fight » reviewsSheppard and McKay must journey home after an incident leaves them stranded on a hostile world. Sheppard has amnesia, and as if that wasn't bad enough, has been branded a wanted criminal. Sheppard and McKay friendship and whump.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,423 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 9-5-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete6. Five Times the Doctor got Sick reviewsAs the title says, Five times the Doctor got sick, and the five companions who took care of him. 10th Doctor Whump. Gen. Friendship.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-19-09 - 10th Doctor - Complete7. Breakfast reviewsSheppard needs help, his team is there for him. Rated for mentions of torture but nothing graphic. Gen, team fic but John centric.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-12-09 - John S. - Complete8. Dogs of War reviewsAfter being captured, Sheppard is separated from his team. Big mistake. Shep whump, some team whump. Violence, language. Gen all the way.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-22-09 - John S. - Complete9. Sleeping Arrangements reviewsA good ending to a bad day. Team fic.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-23-08 - Complete10. Getting to Know John reviewsIn hard times, friends learn to lean on eachother. John and Rodney friendship. Major spoilers for Outcast.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-23-08 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete11. Fighting the Good Fight reviewsSometimes, it just doesn't seem worth it. Sheppard/McKay friendship. Takes place in season three, before Sunday.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-14-08 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete12. Castles in the Sky » reviewsSheppard is captured and to be a slave to the wraith. It becomes more than a matter of survival, but also a matter of keeping his sanity.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,796 - Reviews: 807 - Updated: 2-8-08 - Published: 9-27-07 - John S. - Complete13. Siren reviewsThey need only to survive the night. Ronon/Sheppard friendship.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 1-30-08 - Ronon D. & John S. - Complete14. Fragmented reviewsBrendan can't remember. Maybe that's a good thing.Thoughtcrimes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-23-08 - Complete15. A Cold Winter's Night reviewsPower failures and freezing temperatures make for a long night on Atlantis. Spoilers for season four.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-27-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete16. Waiting For Atlantis reviewsCrash landing, iceplanet, wraith, and injuries. Yep, just another day in Pegasus for our team.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-24-07 - Complete17. Reverse Physiology reviewsConversion Tag. Sheppard heals. CarsonJohn friendship.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-6-07 - John S. & Carson B. - Complete18. Misery's Company reviewsJohn's been whumped and McKay is acting wierd about.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 11-17-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete19. Real Heroes do Cry reviewsThe definition of a hero is...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-26-07 - Complete20. Wayfarers » reviewsThe nightmare is over. It's time to go home. The team's journey back to Atlantis. Team fic and whump.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,642 - Reviews: 262 - Updated: 10-10-07 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete21. To Each his Own reviewsSheppard Mourns. Big Sunday SpoilersStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 8-28-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete22. Little Man Sheppard reviewsAn Accident leads to a very interesting situation for John, and a learning curve for Rodney. John and Rodney friendship.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,739 - Reviews: 75 - Published: 7-7-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete23. Returning the Favor reviewsThey're always in the habit of saving each other's lives. It's Rodney's turn now.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 6-8-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete24. Four Ways they Care reviewsSometimes it's the little thing that say the most. Team fic.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete25. Freak reviewsSomething wasn't taken something was gained.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-27-07 - John S. - Complete26. I Regret to Inform You reviewsIt was the part of the job he hated. Danny whumping, and it ain't pretty.CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-21-07 - Complete27. Sky's the Limit » reviewsTo get out of yet another jam, Sheppard takes the kickbutt ride of his life.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 3-26-07 - John S. - Complete28. Game Night reviewsJohn is broken. How does one fix him? Sequel to Heartbeat. Team fic plus Elizabeth and Carson.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-13-07 - John S. - Complete29. Pyrotechnics » reviewsVacations usually don't involve attacks by space pirates, emergency crash landings, wild fires, and saving the day when you're already injured.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,366 - Reviews: 260 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-1-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete30. Do Not Disturb reviewsRodney pushes fate by ignoring the sign. RodneySheppard friendship story.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 2-21-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete31. Two Way Street » reviews“Survival, Sheppard. It's all about survival...” Team fic, team whump.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,721 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 2-17-07 - Published: 2-15-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete32. Everything I Need to Know reviewsPure, unadalturated silliness. Hope you enjoy.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-14-07 - John S. - Complete33. One thing After Another » reviewsJust how hard is it to get Danny to the hospital? Sheldon and Lindsey are about to find out when a case interferes with the simple act of saving their friend's life.CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,687 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 5-17-06 - Complete34. Heartbeat reviews“There are some things you can't hallucinate.”Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 1-13-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete35. Idle Wild reviewsWhat is real? What is normal? Sheppard's going to have to get back to you on that, so please leave a message after the beep... I mean scream.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-25-06 - John S. - Complete36. Star Gazing reviewsSometimes you don't get what you ask for when you want it, you get it when you need it.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 12-20-06 - John S. - Complete37. A Change » reviewsSam did not see a change in Rodney, at least not yet. JohnRodney friendship because I really like them, and crossover with SG1. Post whumping.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 11-10-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete38. Apologies reviewsSometimes apologies need to be said, even when there's no reason for them. A Conversion tag, because I felt like it.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 11-28-06 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete39. Not the Time, Not the place reviewsSheppard's illness has put him in a bit of a pickle, and it's Rodney to the rescue... sort of.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 11-9-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete40. Sheppard in Wonderland reviewsThey're all mad here, or maybe it's just Sheppard. A Halloween fic that's not quite a ghost story, but not quite a tea party either.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-28-06 - John S. - Complete41. Wave Rider reviewsJohn in his element, water.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 10-20-06 - John S. & Carson B. - Complete42. Eyes Wide Open » reviewsEven in the darkest hour, one is never truly alone. John whump in a bad way, nasty team angst, and lots of friendship.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,657 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 10-11-06 - Published: 10-9-06 - John S. - Complete43. Hound of Hell you Cry » reviewsSheppard is stranded on a strange world where people are vanishing, and the team races to find him... and not having much luck at it.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,216 - Reviews: 538 - Updated: 10-6-06 - Published: 8-28-06 - John S. - Complete44. Of Coloring Books and Lt Colonels reviewsAfter enduring terrible torture, Sheppard becomes obsessed with a coloring book, and Rodney doesn't get it. Friendship story. NOT SLASH!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 100 - Published: 9-12-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete45. Parasite reviewsIf you thought the Iratus bug was bad...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,099 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 8-19-06 - John S. & Carson B. - Complete46. Respite reviewsIt's high time the Atlanteans had a few days off. But where is John?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 8-2-06 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete47. Finding Peace of Mind reviewsJohnRonon friendship story. John is experiencing a new kind of deterioration, and Ronon seems to know something the others don't. It's kind of a long read, so take your time with it.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,293 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-21-06 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete48. Zebras Bite Back reviewsAnother of my In Which stories. In which John finds himself caught between some mud and a wraith... and a monster, and more wraith. Rescue is certainly taking it's sweet time in coming.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-10-06 - John S. - Complete49. Mercy » reviewsJohn hates it, doesn't even know it's happening to him, but pity is what's going to save his life. Shep whump. Team angst, better summary inside.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,796 - Reviews: 435 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 4-6-06 - John S. - Complete50. Squaring the Circle » reviewsObsessions are unhealthy. And so is being on the wrong end of an obsessive's experiment. Yep, good times indeed.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,891 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 6-24-06 - John S. - Complete51. Delirium reviewsThird installment of my 'in which' series. In which John is ill, Delirious, and taking it out on inanimate objects. Written in first person, Rodney POV.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-16-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete52. Crash reviewsSequel to Buzz. In which Sheppard demonstrates the problems with mixing medicines.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,104 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-13-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete53. Jabberwocky » reviewsHow far is John willing to go to protect? Heads going snickersnack, and genetic impossibilities. Oh, and don't forget the terrible physical trauma. John's not a happy man.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,411 - Reviews: 362 - Updated: 4-21-06 - Published: 2-23-06 - John S. - Complete54. Blood and Water » reviewsDanny's father posseses a dangerous peice of evidence that has put both men's lives in danger. Read extended summary for details. Rated for violence, because I'm a violent writer.CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,099 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 1-20-06 - Published: 11-2-0555. Buzz reviewsIn which John illustrates the danger of combining caffeine and sugar. There's even a smidgen of whump involved.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-5-06 - John S. - Complete56. Just Keep Swimming » reviewsI think the pressure's finally getting to John. Paranoia, dolphins, horses, alien otters and a lot of something for you Shepwhumpaholics. Funny, but it ain't that funny.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,627 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 12-19-05 - John S. - Complete57. Wrong End of a Leash » reviewsSheppard becomes the pet to an unusual, sentient being. But life on the leash isn't very pretty. Starts out seeming funny, but doesn't stay that way.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,354 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 12-14-05 - Published: 11-24-05 - John S. - Complete58. My Dirty Little Secret » reviewsNight Stalker 2005. New episodes. Carl Kolchak has a secret, and it frightens him. Please R&R. Rated for safety and some laguage.Kolchak: The Night Stalker - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,103 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-11-05 - Published: 11-1-0559. Human Element » reviewsCharlie is kidnapped! Or is he? An inexlplicable event causes Charlie to question his own sanity. Don beleives Charlie's mind is working just fine, and that something much darker is taking place. Rated for violence. Complete!Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,215 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 10-26-05 - Published: 9-27-05 - Complete60. The Skinning of Danny Messer » reviewsA Serial killing with a twist, a cop teetering on the edge, and Danny Messer in the middle of it all. How far is Danny willing to go? R&R, I beg of you! Completed! Hooray!CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,982 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 4-19-05 - Complete61. Retribution » reviewsHarper's past and present will collide, bringing with it remembered pain, anger, and something else. Rated for safety though I don't think it's too bad. But then what do I know. Please R&R. Please, please, please. Ch.ten is up and running!Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,372 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 3-29-0562. Golden Cat » reviewsSet on Seefra. Orlund discovers a strange creature in his tunnels. With Harpers help, he not only must raise the creature but protect it as well.Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 3-28-0563. Fear » reviewsWhat once was only a bad dream becomes all too real for Danny. Can he handle it? Isnpired by the episode A Man A Mile. PG though it is a little gross in one part.CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-19-0564. Accusation » reviewsAccusations have been made. Danny is in trouble, but just how much trouble he has yet to realize. PG for some violence and mild language. Final two chapters now up.CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-17-05 - Published: 3-10-0565. Pretty Good Day reviewsDanny's sick, Aiden's in a mood, it's freezing cold outside, and Danny encounters someone unpleasent. could this day get any worse? Maybe, maybe not.CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-4-05