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Ladies and Gentlemen, Thanks for coming,it's great to be here today.So,three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…" Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!" Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…" Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!" Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…" And the blonde yells, "FIRE!" Thanks.Thanks a lot.My names Ratzan Boshra and you've been a great audience. Okay,seriously now.Just so you know,my names not Ratzan Boshra.That's what my old headteacher called me.But I'm not telling you what it is.And I don't have anything against blondes.Two of my best friends are blonde,Jessie and Amy(http://www.fanfiction.net/u/935379/) HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Anyway,some info about me... Birthday: 473rd February 300000000006. I'm so young! 18th March 19 something-something.(WIll that year even exist?o.0) Age: I'm not telling you because I don't know.I'm not that old though...I think...I'm still at school.Does that help?No?Good! Fave food: Chocolate nibbles chocolate bar ...nummy...oOo... Fave shows: Beyblade
Cardcaptor Sakura Xiaolin Showdown Pokemon Digimon Tokyo Mew Mew Kingdom Hearts(not a show I know but hey!) (Anime and Manga are the best!) Fave movies: War of the Worlds Chicken Little (lol) Fave books: 'The Sight' by someone...:S 'The Whole Business with Kiffo and the Pit Bull' by Barry Jonsberg 'Noughts and Crosses' & 'Checkmate' by Malorie Blackman All the books in the series of 'Confessions of Georgia Nicolson' by Louise Rennison 'Mondays are Red' by Nicola Morgan Now I have to put in a sample from T.W.B.W.K.A.T.P.B.The book isn't that rude.'Only 0.04 percent,statistically insignificant words could get you suspended,a detention or a ticking off starting with'I'm very disappointed in you,young lady/man... if you shouted them out in a maths test.'( Also from book)I'm not sure if I have to do a disclaimer but I'll do it anyway.I DO NOT OWN 'THE WHOLE BUSINESS WITH KIFFO AND THE PIT BULL'.Barry Jonsberg does. Dear Sir, I wish to apply for the position of Principal,as advertised in your Education Bulletin of 3 March.I am 50 years old and have looked this way since I was 20.For a period of three years,in my early teens,I possessed a rudimentary sense of humour though I have long since misplaced it.I do not like or understand children,who appear to me to be somewhat distasteful in their personal and social habits.I once had a creative thought,but have unfortunately forgotten what it was.Throughout my teaching career,I have relied on networking and unashamed arse-licking for the promotions I have recieved.In return,I have promoted people like myself.As a consequence,every school that I have taught at has been dominated in the upper echelons of management by grey and unimaginative minds. I have continued to keep abreast of educational development,recently completing my Advanced Diploma in Senior High School Information Technology.Given my background of mediocrity and managerial incompetence,I feel I am over-qualified for the position described.I also feel that your remuneration package of $120,000 per annum,plus company car,would allow me to comfortably see out my time to retirement. Yours faithfully, Liam J. Di Matteo How random. Fave Quotes: Love your enemies;it confuses them. Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmellow(sp?).When I woke up,my pillow was gone. You think that things can't get any worse.Do not worry.By tommorw,you will find out that they can.-Made by Barry Jonsberg,in his buch - book - ,but adapted by moi. Everybody makes mistakes.The trick is to make them when no one is looking. It matters not whether you win or lose.What matters is whether I win or lose. Last night,I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself:'Where the heck is the ceiling?' Das ist Meine Eine Kleine!-Made by me.German for 'that is my one small!' Amy and I found this hysterically amusing for no reason in particular. I was born in19something-something,live in England,LOVE chocolate,have one autistic brother and a little sister,blah blah blah...I like watching movies,like laughing at things that aren't even funny,,Evanescence,Rihanna,,Kelly Clarkson,my friends and more stuff that I can't be bothered to write down... The reason I haven't posted any stories,despite having been on here for about a year is largely due to the fact that I cannot write.I think of a fic,start writing and never finish.I have a book full of half-written stories,which are all complete rubbish and not worthy of your observant and critical eyes,but if I ever,ever finish any story I'll post it on here.Until then,I shall continue to fill my book with 100 first paragraphs of fics. Stay Young! PS: If your bored these websites may occupy your time; -http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php The Demented Cartoon Movie!This is seriously demented.Feast your eyes my kitties!X) -http://fun.drno.de/flash/ButtonRedBig.swf Enjoy.Big red button!HA! -http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php Llamas!YAY! Now seriously.Goodnight and have a nice day. | |||||
