My Obsession

Lessie: Alright, so first I need to choose seven characters I obsess over. Well, that would be…

Jing (King of Bandits): Here!

Jarlaxle (D’Aerthe): Someone called?

Artemis Entreri (assassin): She’s looking for characters she obsessed over, so why am I here?

Loki (Ragnarok): Well, this is a pleasant no-surprise.

Akabara (“Red Rose” Strauss): Well I appreciate your affection; don’t you normally try to avoid obsessing over vampires?

Hiruko (Nighmare Inspector): It can’t be any worse than a baku.

Elaith (Craulnober): Couldn’t you have had at least one girl in this?

Lessie: Thus leave you out? I think not, now let’s move to the next question…and Artemis, don’t give me that look, please.

So, who did I obsess over first?

Artemis: (groan) Anyone asking that doesn’t know you in the slightest.

Lessie: Yes, yes, apple of my middle school world, and I really am sorry that you got the middle school me, but now I need to consider most recent. Hmmm, all of you manga and anime people are pretty recent, but the Jing obsession has definitely gotten a lot worse lately.

Jing: It’s my winning smile.

Lessie: Yes, yes it is. Now, who do I spend the most time obsessing over? Uh…

Jarlaxle: Why, my dear, how many fanfictions have you written with Artemis and me?

Artemis: Do you actually want to be the center of attention with this writer?

Jarlaxle: What a silly question, of course I do!

Lessie: Right, although Artemis has a point. I tend to torture my characters, even if they’re not mine. Moving on, now, uh…(gulp)…which one would I marry? (glances around worriedly) I notice none of you are offering.

Jarlaxle: I prefer to wander.

Artemis: (glare)

Jing: I’m with the black elf on this one.

Akabara: My life is for another, and we both know it.

Hiruko: Never

Loki: I already have a wife and mistress. Let’s not complicate things further.

Elaith: Don’t even think it.

Lessie: Well, ignoring my issues with the fact none of them want to be married to me I think it would probably be Jing. He’s so sweet and so cool, and I have this thing for rogues of any kind.

Jing: (Bow) You do realize Kir will be really upset with you after this?

Lessie: I know, I know. Now, oh crap, who would be better in bed?

Jarlaxle: (grab Lessie’s shoulders) What a silly question! Now, when shall we consider the answer?

Lessie: He’s right, it is a stupid question. Jarlaxle wins that contest, but if I were just wanting to cuddle I would go with anyone else on this list…wait, actually it would have to be Loki, maybe Akabara. Anime guys are so sweet! Jing would be awesome, but he’d fidget too much.

Moving right along (I’m getting death glares over here), who would murder me? What a great way to relieve tension! Considering the glares I’m getting though, it’s obviously a tie between Elaith and Artemis. Although, if I keep this up, Hiruko may well enter the running.

Hiruko: I don’t murder.

Lessie: That’s what worries me. Now, who would be better in the kitchen? Let’s see, I wouldn’t trust anyone on the murder me list to actually cook for themselves anyways and Jarlaxle scares me. We know Jing can’t cook, because Kir can, and…

Jing: I can cook what I need to.

Lessie: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you’re any good at it. Loki’s similar, so he’s out. This leaves me with Akabara? Well, in this case the vampire probably is the best cook. Is this some facet of you we haven’t seen before?

Akabara: (shrug) I cook well enough when I need to. At least I always find my cooking alright.

Lessie: Good, because I’m not living on ramen noodles for the rest of my life. Now, who would make me feel better if I had a bad day?

Loki: She already uses me for that. I guess she likes dry wit.

Lessie: And E-chan, let’s not forget the cute, pink, blob. However, I have to say that Jing would also be wonderful to cheer me up for similar reasons.

Jing: It’s nice to know my personality is likable.

Lessie: Just be careful or I’ll squeeze your cheeks. What? You’re really that cute! Now, who would be the best study partner?

Loki: Stupid question, really. I’m smart, cute…

Lessie: Actually, I kind of like the idea of Hiruko as my study partner because then we could study while I slept. If we kept it up I’d be bound to have nightmares eventually.

Hiruko: You know, I never thought about how lucrative helping people study for math could be.

Lessie: Yeah, you’d never go hungry again. So, who would be worst study partner? I’m with the person who I got this initial idea from…Jing! Put that book down!

Jing: I wasn’t trying to steal it, although it would be fun watching you hunt around for your pencil while studying, or your books, or your homework the next day.

Lessie: As I said, worst study partner ever. I mean, to top this off I’d be incredibly distracted. Wait, I’m not supposed to be stranded on an island! Who to take?

Jarlaxle: You would never be bored with me by your side.

Jing: She’d never be bored with me around either.

Lessie: Guys! Akabara clearly wins this one.

Akabara: (point innocently at self)

Lessie: Yes, you, and you know it! You can fly, and you beat anything dangerous to an absolutely pulp.

Akabara: What about the sunlight problem?

Lessie: (glare) You’re the Vampire King, I think we can work around that. You’d also be a good answer for the next question: If I’m startled by a horror movie who would be the first to grab my hand?

Jarlaxle: (grab hand) My dear, it would be my pleasure.

Artemis: She doesn’t even watch horror movies.

Jing: I think Kir would do it but…

Akabara: I would gladly comfort you.

Loki: As would I, if I wasn’t laughing at the time.

Lessie: I love you guys. Hey look, Akabara, a question just for you!

Akabara: “Well, aliens decided to destroy the earth. Who would have the best chance of saving the world?”

Lessie: Do you appreciate having one where you win hands down?

Elaith: I feel really useless here.

Lessie: Aw, I’m sure I’ll find one where you win. I’m just obsessed with too many awesome guys. I can’t really do the next one with drawing them in beach wear, so I’ll just skip over to…guys, you’re going to kill me. Two of them are suddenly dating, who are the most compatible and who are the least compatible?

Jarlaxle: (swing friendly arm over Artemis) I could go for that.

Artemis: You’ll never win!

Lessie: Can I talk? I think Jing and Loki are incredibly compatible, but can’t see them going out with each other. I’m sorry, Artemis, but you’re going to have to date Jarlaxle. You two are such a cute…ach!

Artemis: (holding dagger to Lessie’s throat) If you mention a word to him about canary yellow dresses, I will slaughter you.

Jarlaxle: Canary yellow dresses? Oh! That would be wonderful, then we won’t be…what’s the word you guys use again?

Loki: Yaoi, you’re looking for the word yaoi.

Elaith: And I don’t think a canary yellow dress is any improvement.

Lessie: Well, you may like this bet. Elaith, I think you and Jarlaxle would be the least compatible couple, but that you and Artemis would do alright for yourselves.

Elaith: Me dating a human?

Artemis: Why do I keep ending up with elves?

Lessie: Well, I’d prefer you with Dwhavel but beggars can’t be choosers. Akabara, I think you and Elaith would get along well though. You should all try going to parties together.

Artemis: (press dagger deeper) Move to the next question.

Lessie: Yes, sir, what do you all have in common? Please, move the dagger.

Artemis: (remove dagger) Be careful with your answer.

Lessie: Well, you’re all really hot. With the exception of Elaith you all wear cloaks, and I know he wears one sometimes. You’re all really badass in combat.

Akabara: Badass?

Lessie: Texan friend, just blame the Texan friend. Now, my overall favorite character needs to tag someone. Um…who is my overall favorite? Wait, where’d you guys go? Are you all running away in fear of me tagging you? Guys! Hey, where’s my hat? Jing! Loki!

Stories

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Moonwood- It's not exactly well-written, but it is my first fanfiction, before I had any idea what a mess I was getting myself into.

UPDATE!! Bloodlines of Fire: Moonwood has hit 100 hits this month!! I love you guys, and would love you even more if you reviewed. I'm glad people clearly like it enough to keep reading though.

Family Problems- The story in which I really figure out my plot.

On the Road- So I'm not original with titles, this is where the original character count starts to get rather large.

The War of Shar and Mask- So it took me forever. The story you'd think would end it all.

Ashes to Ashes (in progress)- Several years have passed and we get to meet the next generation. I'll start posting this one once I start the second part. It's revving up to be by far the longest. I'm near the end of the first part.

Legacy of Prophecy

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Legacy of Prophecy- This a set of one shots to explore the characters I have created and modified. (In chronological order)

Spider Eyes- Zak is beginning to worry about Drizzt, and his confidant isn't helping.

Proper Reverance- Gromph finds out he has to make up for his slave's mistake and decorate the Baenre chapel. This explores not only how that happened, but also his relationship with my other character.

Within the Wall- The attack happens too fast, ending with Artemis Entreri's corpse on the floor. His companions, 2 OCs, attempt to bring him back, but there are things worse than dying.

Torn- A Jarlaxle/Entreri story with Kimmuriel and an OC as well. Entreri must say goodbye to Jarlaxle again.

Harry Potter

Vanessa Drumoir- Wait, I wrote a Harry Potter fanfiction? Me? Oh well, these things happen and I have to say that I have grown rather fond of Vanessa. She's my pet Slytherin and reawoke a love for the Harry Potter books. Hopefully, she can do the same for some who read it.

Jing: King of Bandits

Yep, I'm working on some Jing. We'll see how it comes though.