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since: 03-02-05, id: 768756, Profile Updated: 12-08-10
country: Poland
Author has written 36 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Misc. Movies, StarTrek: Enterprise, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Misc. Books, CSI, X-Files, Kyle XY, and Tron.

MBTI: INTP
interests: reading, writing and arithmetic
occupation: textual poacher
motto: "Don't cross the line and don't eat a baby." (L&W), but also "Trust me, I kinda know what I'm doing." (WLIIA).
avatar: made by oteap (LJ user) for the 2010 Big Bang X-Files fic Eine Symphonie des Grauens (sorry, English-speaking folks, it's only in Polish. Yeah, I'm sure you're all heartbroken ;))

Wyrazy wdzięczności:

Dzięki za wszystkie recenzje i za to, że w ogóle czytacie moją pisaninę. I jeśli już o niej mowa, to "Sekretne dzienniki dr Watsona" pozostaną zapewne niedokończone. Powody te, co zwykle: brak czasu, brak pomysłów i nowy fandom.

I'd simply like to thank everyone who's been reading my attempts at writing here. I don't always reply to the reviews, but they are appreciated all the same. That is, a lot. Thanks again.

xx xx xx

One of my stories, Karma Suture, comes with a soundtrack which is a sort of commentary to the story (or all the things I was too lazy or too unwilling to write :-)). Eleven songs, including Muse, The Divine Comedy, Editors and The Monochrome Set among others. And yes, the tracks do correspond to chapters, more or less. If you want it, just drop me a line and I'll upload it to Sendspace again.

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1. Three Times Alan and Tron Flaunted Their Twincest » reviews
"For a moment he had the impression he was looking into a mirror, but the illusion vanished when he raised his hand and his 'reflection', well, didn't." Written for tronkinkmeme, Alan/Tron slash.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-11 - Alan Bradley & Tron/Rinzler - Complete
2. Like Looking into a Mirror: Lora reviews
Lora looks at Yori. Companion piece to "Like Looking into a Mirror: Alan". Lora/Yori femslash.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-11 - Lora Baines/Bradley & Yori - Complete
3. Like Looking into a Mirror: Alan
Alan looks at Tron. Companion piece to "Like Looking into a Mirror: Lora". Alan/Tron slash.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Published: 7-5-11 - Alan Bradley & Tron/Rinzler - Complete
4. Spherical Objects in Digital Space reviews
Yori and the digitised orange.
Tron - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-11 - Yori - Complete
5. Bez tytułu 2 reviews
Będąc młodą lekarką, wszedł raz do mej przychodni pacjent z hełmofonem na głowie. Crossover z serią "Z pamiętnika młodej lekarki".
Tron - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-11 - Tron/Rinzler - Complete
6. Bez tytułu 1 reviews
Będąc młodą lekarką, wszedł raz do mej przychodni pacjent o wyglądzie podejrzanem. Crossover z serią Z pamiętnika młodej lekarki.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-28-11 - A. Krycek - Complete
7. A Little Bit of Stress Relief reviews
Cheesy part-smut part-crack. Written for the tronkinkmeme prompt: Tron spanking Alan.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-11 - Alan Bradley & Tron/Rinzler - Complete
8. Double Portrait reviews
Before Sam and Alan can get to Kevin Flynn, they manage to capture a prisoner. Alan finds himself alone with him. Tron: Legacy AU - Alan got into the Grid with Sam.
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-5-11 - Tron/Rinzler & Alan Bradley - Complete
9. Ludus Lumini reviews
Written for the prompt: "Flynn takes Alan to the grid and Alan is extremely impressed with his own creation. Tron is in complete awe of his user." Alan/Tron slash.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-15-11 - Alan Bradley & Tron/Rinzler - Complete
10. Eine Symphonie des Grauens » reviews
Kiedy Konsorcjum decyduje się zrobić z Alexa Kryceka królika doświadczalnego, efekt trochę przerasta oczekiwania tudzież przyprawia Muldera i Scully o ból głowy. Wingfic.
X-Files - Rated: T - Polish - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,110 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-10 - A. Krycek - Complete
11. The Talk reviews
Declan and Kyle talk, but what Declan hears is not quite what Kyle says. Mention of Kyle/Tom slash.
Kyle XY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-10 - Complete
12. Iatrophobia reviews
One man's phobia is another man's "cup of tea". H/W slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-16-10 - Dr. Watson & Sherlock Holmes - Complete
13. Cupid's Bow reviews
A bit of silliness for Valentine's Day. Mulder has a strange visitor. Genre: humour, tragedy, mock-romance, accidental slash.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-10 - F. Mulder - Complete
14. He Comes with Shadows reviews
You're a regular Grim Reaper, Malcolm. Anyone ever tell you that?" AU-ish take on TATV.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-30-09 - Reed, M. - Complete
15. The OneEyed, OneHorned, etc League reviews
Odd advertisements, strange people and Lestrade and Gregson. Any connections among those three? Not really, but Holmes and Watson investigate.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-09 - Complete
16. I Love this Scene reviews
Your knuckles whiten on the wheel / The last thing that your hands will feel." Triple drabble.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-19-09 - David H. - Complete
17. Karma Suture » reviews
...Can someone tell me why once again we're food for vampires tonight... An away mission, after which things go badly out of control. AU, crossover with Buffyverse. Finished.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,870 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-29-09 - Published: 12-4-06 - Tucker, C. - Complete
18. The January Adventure » reviews
A bit of an exercise in writing. Ten drabble-ish chapters and something akin to an actual investigation.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-23-09 - Complete
19. Mission No 001260 reviews
Enterprise encounters a Minshara class planet, but the trip there isn't particularly successful. Humour may be a bit risque.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-31-09 - Complete
20. MolKom reviews
NDMM story. Malcolm Reed drowns in emotions - a bit of a cliche, but with a twist.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-08 - Reed, M. - Complete
21. Sekretne dzienniki doktora Watsona » reviews
Objaw mojego wątpliwego poczucia humoru. Historia opowiedziana w serii wpisów do dziennika, którego doktor nigdy nie opublikował dzięki Bogu .
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 8-9-05
22. Blurred Image: Charmless Man reviews
Charmless Man by Blur . John Smith, a charmless, boring snob. And also quite mad. ETA moved to new category.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-08 - Complete
23. Sweet and Tender Hooligan
Oops, Trip did it again. /Or domestic lives of vampires/.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Published: 4-23-08 - Tucker, C. - Complete
24. Misja numer 001260
Enterprise natyka się na planetę klasy Minshara. Ale wyprawa na nią nie należy do szczególnie udanych. Proceed with caution.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Published: 1-21-08 - Complete
25. The Adventure of the Sinkable Siren reviews
Strange things happen in seaside towns. Or at least in one of them. Oh, and Mary Watson is mentioned too.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-15-08 - Complete
26. It's the Little Things reviews
A lighter look at Similitude. What if Lieutenant Reed was babysitting Sim?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-2-08 - Reed, M. - Complete
27. The Tale of the Renaissance Beast reviews
St. Ignatius Loyola, founder of the Jesuits. A fairy tale about anthropomorphic historical period and a monk. Crackfic obviously.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete
28. Black Holes and Revelations reviews
Coda to 'Unsaid' and 'Unspoken'. More of an experiment than a fic, really. TR slash.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-27-06 - Reed, M. & Tucker, C. - Complete
29. Unspoken reviews
Malcolm ponders Trip. Companion piece to Unsaid. Songfic. Onesided TR slash.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-06 - Reed, M. & Tucker, C. - Complete
30. Unsaid reviews
Trip contemplates Malcolm. Songfic. Onesided TR slash.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-18-06 - Reed, M. & Tucker, C. - Complete
31. Styczniowa zagadka » reviews
Kolejny mały eksperyment: dziesięć stuwyrazowych drabbles rozdziałów i coś w rodzaju śledztwa.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - Polish - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-26-06 - Complete
32. A Sandal in Bohemia reviews
No, the title is not misspelled. Yet another tale of hmm... villainy, royalty and detective mastery. Or something of the kind.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-23-05 - Complete
33. Requiem
Escape from the 'Liberty' Cinema, by W. Marczewski Drabble and a half. Extheatre critic, and now censor, reflects.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Published: 8-4-05 - Complete
34. Przyjaźń reviews
Mały eksperyment. Seria trzech stuwyrazówek drabbles , utwór wieszcza hmpf , Holmes, Watson i melodramat.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - Polish - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-29-05 - Complete
35. The Adventure of the Spotted String Quartet reviews
Another tale of silliness, outrageous disguises and villainy. But mostly silliness.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-14-05 - Complete
36. The Adventure of the Giant Rat of Sumatra reviews
The story the good Doctor never told us thank god :Rating just in case.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-05 - Complete
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