Yep, I'm back. And, damn has it been a while. But that's the great thing about summer, no more school work. Now I can focus on my fanfics, and work on some new categories that I've become interested. Alrighty now... let's start talking about the interesting stuff, such as projects in the works:

Coming soon:

Final Fantasy VII: Main character: Yuffie Kisaragi

Summary: Post- Dirge of Cerberus. Same old story, same old Yuffie. She's working for WRO, she's running away from her duties in Wutai, and she's kicking ass and taking numbers. She also can't remember her last mission and... why do her eyes keep glowing blue whenever she's mad? "Why is there a fish talking to me?" -Yuffie Kisaragi

Teen Titans: Main character: Jinx

Summary: She's been a villian. She's been a good guy. She's been the superhero girlfriend. Well she's given it all up to try her hands at... advertising? "I'm not your damsel in distress. Now let me go you jerk!" -Jinx

Samurai Champloo: Main character: Fuu

Summary: Life's hard in a brothel. Too bad Fuu doesn't have to deal with it. Nope, she has to deal with pirates, ronins and bounties on their heads. Oh, and the best part is... she's the bounty hunter. "You're hard to find but you've got a good bounty. Now, to kill you or not to--- Mugen?" -Fuu

Now onto a little side-note where I share my wisdom of websites. Yes, you heard me... wisdom of websites... it sounded better in my head. Now, THE LIST:

1. www.onemanga.com (They have Naruto manga scans!! And Bleach, Death Note, Fruits Basket, etc.) GOO!!
2. www.tthfanfic.com (Buffy: the Vampire Slayer Crossover fanfiction place... thingie. Very good website!! It's a must for Buffy fans)
3. www.wikipedia.org (Oh please, anybody who's anybody loves wikipedia... it has info and pics of EVERYTHING)
4. www.youtube.com (Naruto episodes!! And other cool stuff... but most importantly... NARUTO!!)
5. www.fanfiction.net (rofl, I'm sorry I didn't have anymore super awesome websites to add, except like Google or something... and you gotta admit.. fanfiction.net is the shit!!)

And that completes my list. ENJOY!

The ranting of the month of August:

The last few chapters of Naruto have been driving me crazy. Sure, they're answering all those questions I've been having for months, but now I just have more questions that are making my head spin. Sure, I've ranted with my friends and spend hours and hours debating what's going to happen next, but I'm still in shock. I decided that I need to have another good list... because lists are the shiznit, and I need to rant. So now I present the list of questions answers, and of questions added. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE RECENT NARUTO CHAPTERS, THEN I SUGGEST SKIPPING THIS LIST.

1. Who is the Akatsuki leader? Pein. But then he's not really leader... he's just Madara's footstool. And he looks like Naruto, except more goth. I love Pein.
2. Who is his mysterious partner? Well, she's a chick, that's for sure. And even though we've seen a full page picture of her, I'm no closer to understanding the mystery of his partner.
3. Who is Uchiha Madara? Tobi. WTF? TOBI!! HUH? I must admit, I was one of the people that thought Tobi was a useless comic relief type of character... only brought into the story to be a strange replacement for Sasori. But no, he's Uchiha fricken Madara, and there's even been rumors that he's Obito... WTF? Why? Why must this strange twist be added!?
4. Is the Yondaime Naruto's dad? Yes people, it's official. He is Naruto's papa. And they've even given us his name. Namikaze Minato. And everytime I hear his name I think of Minako Aino (Sailor Moon), Nami (One Piece) and Kamikaze (yeah... um). Please tell me I'm not alone in these thoughts.
5. Who popped Naruto out of their belly? Uzumaki Kushina... a red head tomboy chick that grew to be super hot. Yay, that's very discriptive. Thanks Jiraiya... that's really what we wanted to know about his mom. How about how Minato and her met? Or if she's alive? Or even what kind of ninja she is? GRR!! I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE!
6. Is Sasuke seriously about to give Itachi the death blow he so rightfully deserves? I love Itachi. He's a crazy sociopath who just doesn't die. And now Sasuke's finally going to kill him, and I think I'm sad. What's going to happen when Itachi dies? Is Sasuke going to sudden tackle Karin like a dog in heat and give her a good humping? (Che, she wishes) Is he going to impregnate all the women in the world, including female-Naruto (you were all thinking it)? Or is he going to join Akatsuki like his brother and be Madara's bitch? And the most important Itachi related question of all: Is Itachi going to stay dead or is he going to make a mysterious comback because he's just so smexy? I can just picture it now. A bonfire is cast with witch-like fangirls throwing locks of Itachi's hair into the fire, so as to raise his sexy ass from the grave. I'm so going to be there!

SPOILERS OVER!