It's about time I edited this thing...methinks it's been about...three years since I joined ffnet? Yeah. That seems right. And what have I got to show for it? Five (or so) incomplete fics to be finished, a distinct lack of reviews, two ffnet accounts and e-mail inboxes filled with alerts.
That sound daunting?

Okay, let's do the basics. I'm Anila. All-Knowing Alien. You can call me Alien, or Anila. Nice to meet you.

I am, and always will be, a confimed slash shipper. You will not be able to convert me, and I will be most amused if you do try. I myself will not bother to convert any non-slashers...but kindly keep your comments to yourself. It's a big internet after all.

Lessee...what else do people put in these things?

Oh yes. I mostly read stuff from the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings fandoms, some Narnia, various yaoi anime, the occasional CSI story...though there are times when I do read something entirely random. This is of course, when I have too much time on my hands, which isn't often, I can tell you.

Favourite pairings: (because everyone has these lists and I don't like feeling left out)

Harry Potter:

Harry/Draco

Harry/Severus (occasionally)

Remus/Sirius

Remus/Severus

Hermione/Ron (usually as a side pairing)

Hermione/Blaise

Ron/Pansy

FAKE

Ryo/Dee

Berks/Diana

JJ/Drake

Bikky/Carol

LoTR

Aragorn/Legolas

OC/LoTR Character (non Mary Sue, of course)

CSI Ny

Danny/Don

FMA

Roy/Ed

Gravitation

Yuki/Shuichi

Alex Rider Series

Alex/Sabina

Crossovers

Alex Rider/Artemis Fowl

Em...I suppose that shows how picky I am. Sighums. I won't list out the pairings I dislike, because that would probably waste a lot of time and space.

Interests...reading and writing are my primary ones. Other than that...I play PS 2 games (anyone else think God of War 2 is the best game ever?) computer games, listen to music. Finding slash innuendos in movies (because I'm a dork that way) Bugging my friends.

News:

My computer's old hard disk has died. So all my files have gone kaput. Gone are all my fics and any unwritten chapters with them. I can only copy the files off ffnet (haha, ‘files off ffnet’ has five ‘f’s), and then I have to remember what it was I wrote before. So, it will take an even longer time till my next update.

For my story Wolfsbane, it will be deleted soon. I want to concentrate on Fait Accompli, since I have a better idea of where that's going. So, if you want to be alerted when I do upload Wolfsbane again, send me a PM or email me (worm.in.a.tequila.bottle@gmail.com) being sure to leave your email address.

Godparents is on indefinite hiatus. If anyone would like to continue the story, contact me.

Midnight Stroll will be deleted as well. I may or may not upload it again, but if I do it will be altered.

PS and Odi et Amo...a difficult question. I think I may put these two on hiatus as well.

My plan is this: Finish Fait Accompli, redo Midnight Stroll, continue Odi et Amo, continue Wolfsbane, continue PS. Very ambitious, I know.

I do have a LoTR fic..."I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEE-NERR!" Mary Sue bashing, so you may want to check it out. You can find it on my other account All Knowing Alien 2 (original, I know) or just search for it. It's the only LoTR fic with the word 'Neener' in the title, as far as I can tell.

If you want to contact me for some reason...to talk, exchange views...convert me from my path of sin...I'm sure you can PM or email. If you live in Malaysia, tell me! I've only met one person who's from M'sia, and she's the one who introduced me to ffnet. Sad.

I'm working on a novel. Want to be a beta? Are you willing to let me bounce ideas off you? Contact me!

And...that's it, methinks. I bid you farewell, and end with this quote:

"Wherever you go, there you are."