| Mrs Dr Spencer Reid |
Author has written 16 stories for Janet Evanovich, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, and Smallville. I did not make my icon that credit goes to katie821.livejournal.com in case you were wondering. A note about fics - I do not care if you beg plead or whine, unless you're going to come over here and do my homework for me updates will not come any faster. (this is not all together true as usually the reviews do make me feel a bit guilty) My life lessons: Regrets are boring. Make amends and move on. You never know how much time you have so safeguard for the future but live for the present. Don't drink the water. If you're going to make fun of someone make sure you're either perfect, or can deal with being made fun of yourself. Actually, forget the perfect part because that would just be creppy. Maturity isn't about age, it's about experiance. Also, it's not the most important thing ever. Live a little or why live at all? You are a geek. Deal with that and move on. Extra points if you're proud of it. Sometime, somewhere, someone is going to hate you. There won't be anything you can do. Move on. My favorite quotes currently: Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute. Penelope Garcia: Font of all Knowledge, check my flow! My father: No I don't want shoot my hippo his name is Seven and if I dress in a Hippo costume and visit him then he won't be alone. Abby Scutio: I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence. Timothy McGee: Did you ever stop to think that I might be the plucky comic relief? Ziva David: I am Israeli. This isn't my first exploding ambulance. L. J. Gibbs: Are you two done playing grab-assy or do I have to transfer McGee to a weather station in the Antarctic? Tony DiNozzo: Hey boss, don't you have some kind of weird thing about women and sawdust? I mean... I... don't... think it's weird. Matt Parkman: Ok, we dont' talk about that ever again. Claire Bennet: I’ve died before. It’s no big deal. Ando: Hiro, every hero is on a journey to find his place in the world. But it’s a journey. You don’t start at the end. Otherwise, they can’t make a movie about it later. Dr. James Wilson: The healer with his magic powers! / I could rub his gentle brow for hours. / His manly chest, his stubbled jaw, / Everything about him leaves me raw, / with joy. Oh, House your very name / Will never leave this girl the same. Dr Gregory House: I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous. Dr Lisa Cuddy: (To House) If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake. Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: One student even said I’m out of touch in cutting-edge thinking in multi-dimensional theory. That one alone kept me up at night. Colby Granger: A=B=C=D. It's like one of Charlie's equations ... I can't believe I just said that. Charlie: The two great adult influences in my life are heading off to blow up pumpkins. Megan: Naked carjacking. That's the worst kind. Shawn Spencer: This mattress. It feels like one of those mattresses where you can bounce a bowling ball but the glass of wine doesn't spill. Gus, go find a glass of wine and a bowling ball. Yeah that's about it. I'm now working on Cupbords and any other fic that jumps into my brain. I also have another HP fic swirling around my head where the twins (G&F) are two years younger then canon and Ron and Hermione are two years older. I think it would be interesting to see what Harry would do in the situation where he has to take responsibility for his studies or get kicked out and get sent back to the Dursley's. (If anyone wants to use this idea please email me, I don't particularly want to write it, but the stupid bunny won't leave me alone!) If you have any qustions please leave me an email. I also have an LJ just click on that homepage link up there. Information and spoiler hints about C&C are there too. Links to my personal Buffy recap Seasons 1-6 http://jp5412.livejournal.com/2006/05/21/ . (this is posted with the undestanding that it is an unoffical Buffy the Vampire Slayer guide and is not sanctioned by any Buffyverse people) | |||||||||||
1. Cupboards and Cages » reviewsBetrayed, Harry leaves after OotP. After the death of Dumbledore, Harry reluctently returns home. Only to be sent back out in search of the Horcuxes, a search that leads him right to Sunnydale. Crossover with BtVS. Spuffy! Slash!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,647 - Reviews: 364 - Updated: 9-1-08 - Published: 12-2-05 - Harry P.2. 2023 reviewsHow does Clark deal with the realization that he will live forever?Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-07 - Clark K. - Complete3. Fix it Verse reviewsI've taken annoying lines from the books and created new responses so they're funnier and the kind of stuff I'd say if I were HarryHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-07 - Harry P.4. Superman, Outed! reviewsAn interesting dinner at the White House. Clex. Do not read while drinking something. rated for swearing. ONESHOTSmallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-27-07 - Clark K. & Lex L. - Complete5. Resentment reviewsClark loves his father, but sometimes he can’t do anything but resent him. Angst! Mention of past JonathanLionelSmallville - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-07 - Clark K. & Jonathan K. - Complete6. This room reviewsClark's thoughts when he finds the room. Slash. Clex. Super Drabble.Smallville - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-06 - Clark K. & Lex L. - Complete7. Coward reviewsBecause above all, Clark is a coward. Not for Clark fans. Angsty!Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-23-06 - Clark K. & Lex L. - Complete8. Always together reviewsA completly useless piece of fluff that has to do with the twins always being together. Drabble. Not TwincestHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-23-06 - George W. & Molly W. - Complete9. Fight » reviewsPost Chosen spuffy. Buffy thinks and decides to fight. DoneBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 9-16-05 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete10. Erupt Series » reviewsDark!Buffy. What if Buffy told the core scobbies exactly what she wanted to? Don't read if you're overly fond of anyone in the core. Chp 1: XanderBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 10-28-05 - Buffy S.11. Please Knock reviewsRanger will never knock after this. Rated M for a reason people! One Shot!Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-7-06 - Complete12. Confessions » reviewsLula and Connie find out about the events in 8.Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 7-5-0513. Joined at the Amulet » reviewsWhat if Buffy hadn't left Spike and they had both burned in Chosen? What happens 3 weeks later in the offices of W&H? Spuffy Angel Bashing HIATUS!Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 10-21-05 - Spike & Buffy S.14. A Spuffy Season Three » reviewsWhat if Spike and Buffy had met during the stay in LA after she killed Angel and formed a relationship. Would it be better? Hell yes! Complete! Edited!Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,958 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 11-19-05 - Published: 7-23-05 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete15. Fixing 'Once more with Feeling' reviewsBasiclly what the title says. SpuffyBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-17-05 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete16. Touched speech reviewsIt always annoyed me that we never got to hear the end of Spike's speech in 'Touched' so here it is. ONESHOT Edited 101505Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-7-05 - Spike - Complete