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since: 03-04-05, id: 770008, Profile Updated: 07-14-09
country: Canada
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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter.

NOTE: You can also find me on fictionpress.com and deviantART under the usual penname. If you're into poetry, you might like checking it out. I've also got a few original stories up, if you like my style, and on dA some pretty visual arts projects.


Dictionary of Illyisms

A/N: Author’s Note.

Bleddie: Any Harry Potter slash in which Blaise Zabini is paired with Eddie Carmichael. Originating from fanfiction written by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot.

FP: Final Prophecy; a Harry Potter roleplay website of which I am no longer a member.

Hyposity level: Similar to hyperactivity level in normal terms, the level of hyper I reach in any particular point in time.

Illyism: An expression or phrase utilized by myself or followers of Illy fanfiction.

MB: Muse Bunny; a forum for original fiction, fanfiction, and poetry writers.

Mean Girls Syndrome: The affliction when a plotline--especially a well-written, entertaining plotline--decelerates in a particularly slow manner, so that the story has several places where it could end but just keeps going on in order the fill a certain quota . . . or just because it does.

The Olympics: A writing contest of FP (see above) for which a few stories have been written.

OOH: On the Other Hand; a long-standing and currently inactive (due to personal issues) romance Harry Potter fanfiction. I can’t bring myself to delete it, but I’ve sort of given up on ever finishing it. It went into editing a while ago, and never really came out. Reading it depresses me.

Passions: The greatest show in the history of ever.

QM: Queerest Match; see OOH (ironically, this isn’t a slash story).

Writing Marathon: A writing contest of MB (see above) for which Trembling Game was written.


A little bit about me:

Location:

Usually in my own little world. Otherwise, I live in a tiny town in Southwestern Ontario.
Which is a province, not a state, thank you very much.

Favourite Movies:

Sweeney Todd, I Capture the Castle, and Legally Blonde.
Yes, I do have a weakness for Legally Blonde.

Favourite TV Shows:

House, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Office, Corner Gas, Ugly Betty, and Friends. I actually don't watch much else.

Favourite Radio Shows:

I used to listen to Tucker and Taz religiously. Now I just don't listen to the radio all that much. Because Regina Spektor is never on it.

Favorite Authors:

Sarra Manning, Terry McGarry, J.K. Rowling, Gregory MacGuire, Jodi Picoult, and all the people who sent postcards to PostSecret.

Books I'm Currently Reading:

In between books right now while I await some new Picoult books from a friend in Texas.

Favorite Music:

Anything and everything. I live and breathe music.
In particular, Regina Spektor, Kate Nash, and Rajaton are high on my list of the greatest musicians ever.

Favorite Songs (or songs that I could listen to forever on a deserted island):

Braille - Regina Spektor
Chemo Limo - Regina Spektor
Birds - Kate Nash
Mouthwash - Kate Nash
Vanishing Act - Rajaton
The Reason - Hoobastank
Champagne Supernova - Oasis
And various others.

Favorite HP characters and ships:

Luna Lovegood, Nymphadora Tonks, Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange.

Canonical ships--Lily/Severus (one-sided, but still), Lily/James, Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks

Non-canonical ships--Draco/Ginny, anything involving Voldemort. I'm up for any ships outside of Hermione/Ron (I am a proud member of RHYTHM), actually. Bring on the fanfiction.

Major Fanfiction works:

On the Other Hand is the only story I've managed to hold on to for a very long time. The Queerest Match, which I inadvertently titled in a very slashy way, is another large piece, but it has been abandoned. Things Not Allowed At Hogwarts is a group effort story of which I am quite fond, and I have also created a drabble series called Flashes of Beauty. My all-time favourite of fanfiction I've personally written, though, is Request #637. It is, however, a mere one-shot.


About On the Other Hand

OOH is a story dear to my heart, based on the romance of Voldemort and an OC. It currently has 40 chapters and still has plenty to go through, but it's at a bit of a standstill at the moment while it undergoes a complete overhaul, because I started it in grade six, when I lacked a fair amount of writing experience.
By which I mean I couldn't write to save my life.
I do, however, plan to continue with OOH and hope to keep you all updated with news of Tommy-Boy and his dangerous little companion.

UPDATE 07/14/09: Changed my mind. I'm not continuing this for personal reasons. Every time I try to edit it I feel angry, and I can do better than that.


About "Things Not Allowed At Hogwarts":

This is one of my favourite little ditties. It's not a story at all, but rather a collection of rules that one might break at Hogwarts. TNAAH is a roundrobin story, and I must say that I was delighted to discover the incredible humour of people around me. Only two or three of the chapters are written by myself, and credit to the rest goes to individual authors. I would certainly suggest reading these, and I'm always accepting contributions if you're in a strange mood.


Reviews - please leave them.

Honestly, I can always do with a review. Whether you liked it or hated it, I would love to hear your thoughts on what I write. Reviews make an author feel better inside.

I, IrishIleana, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

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1. Trembling Game » reviews
I’ve heard the Mudbloods talk about their pathetic lives before they found magic, how happy they felt when they discovered they weren’t just freaks—well, so they might think, anyway. Even they’re more fulfilled than I am.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,423 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 7-4-09 - Blaise Z. & OC
2. Closet Case reviews
Sometimes, romance is less than kind. Double drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-29-09 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
3. Flashes of Beauty » reviews
Lily and James are sort of an epic romance. If you're going to write a dozen drabbles about any couple, it may as well be them. Here, I present twelve drabbles that carry just glimpses into the love between Lily and James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-09 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete
4. Didn't Know It reviews
It had been two months since Fred Weasley’s last brilliant prank. The thought, to him, was almost repulsive. He hadn’t even realized it until George had pointed it out to him five minutes ago, in the squashy armchair across from him in the common room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-08 - George W. & Angelina J. - Complete
5. Magic Without Magic reviews
Lily showed me a new concept, one I’d never thought about before. She gave me magic . . . without magic. Which is why on that summer night, about fifty million times after our first, I was taking Lily on a special date. One that would be truly magical.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
6. Request 637 reviews
What exactly was it that convinced her to date James Potter that very first time? Was it his fantastic hair? His sparkling wit? Or was it just his pathetic personality? A little dialogue for your personal amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-27-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
7. Remember Cedric reviews
He was their only son. Now, she would never see him again. A 100-word drabble for a contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-27-08 - Complete
8. A Plus Sign » reviews
All that changed was a plus sign. And yet this caused the event that would change their lives forever. Nothing would be the same. But is that necessarily a bad thing? An entry for a contest on another site. WARNING: Fluff and canon scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-08 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
9. Let It Rain reviews
A new mother and her husband soothe their baby in the midst of a storm. Songfic for another site. The song is MLK by U2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-08 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
10. On the Other Hand » reviews
Voldemort's side of the story . . . and what makes him human . . . added surprise in a chapter coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 41 - Words: 64,183 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 11-13-05 - Voldemort
11. Thrice Defied reviews
Voldemort is a murderer, everyone knows that. Only one can defeat him. But others can help. One person, in particular. One person who holds the key to everything Harry Potter has ever wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-07 - Regulus B. & Harry P.
12. Trzy Serca » reviews
What happened to Ginny Weasley after Harry left her? What if she still loved him . . . but fell in love with someone else?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-30-06 - Ginny W. & Draco M. - Complete
13. Pineapples reviews
Three short stories about Colin Creevey and pineapples. Just a pointless oneshot, but if you want me to write more stories about pineapples . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-29-06 - Colin C. & Ginny W. - Complete
14. Just Can't Live Without Him reviews
A short, poemlike story, about Ginny missing Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-06 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
15. Things Not Allowed at Hogwarts » reviews
I think the title really tells it all. Things you can't do at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 8-8-06
16. Three Ways to Vacuum Your House » reviews
Rachel is a sixth year in Harry Potter's second year. She's new to Hogwarts, and at first doesn't want to be there. After time goes by, she reveals special powers, even for a witch. How important is Rachel really? So . . . it's rated T!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 8-4-06 - Oliver W.
17. The Queerest Match » reviews
Voldie and Petunia, sitting in a tree . . . well, this is just for fun. There is a complete lack of these fics on this website. So let's partay! So far T rated, probably won't go higher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-28-06 - Published: 3-8-06 - Petunia D. & Voldemort
18. Secretly, I Love You reviews
Ginny and a boy are in the Room of Requirement. During HBP. Oneshot . . . maybe. Rated M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-23-06 - Ginny W. - Complete
19. Passions Ate Harry Potter reviews
I LIKE CHEESE! Just something that makes sense. Wait, no it doesn't. Not to normal people anyhow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete
20. Prisoner of a Broken Heart reviews
I can't write summaries, especially because in most of my stories you have to read to find out who I'm talking about. But, basically, a woman is running away from the man she loves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-06 - Complete
21. Forbidden Love reviews
A short VoldieHermy poem . . . humourcomedy . . . just read it. Why do I keep making VoldieHermy fics? Ah, well, this is random. And really shows more of a Voldie personality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-7-06 - Voldemort & Hermione G. - Complete
22. Shadows reviews
Quick story . . . maybe. A couple is preparing to part. That's all I'm gonna say. But it says it's complete for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-06
23. Tears in the Flames reviews
I'm not good at writing summaries. Ginny's found her love, except . . . well, it's a short story, so it won't kill you to read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-06 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
24. One Last Kiss reviews
Just a simple poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-2-06 - Tom R. Jr. & Hermione G. - Complete
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