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Author has written 26 stories for Escaflowne, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Bleach, One Piece, Blood+, D.Gray-Man, Street Fighter, Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, and Shadow of the Colossus. 'Hoy! My name is Dilly-Oh, I'm in my early twenties, and I live in the United States (I'm not even saying where, you'll never be able to find it anyway. Waaaay out in the boonies). As you can see, I just LOVE to make fun of stuff. But don't worry. It's not because I don't like it, rather I make fun of everything that I do like. I'm just weird like that. Plus it's a whole lotta fun. I'm also a fan of lots of different Animes, Mangas, Playstation (1,2 and 3) and Gamecube games, and Fantasy books. Favorite Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Escaflowne, D. Gray Man, Gungrave, One Piece, Sailor Moon, Trigun, Gundam Wing, anything Hayao Miyazaki (I LOVE this man). Favorite Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun, D. Gray Man, Nausicaa, One Piece, Blade of the Immortal, Gundam Wing, Akira, Suikoden III, Eyeshield 21. Favorite Book (series): The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, The Wheel of Time, The Sword of Shannara, Bartimaeus Trilogy, anything by Diana Wynne Jones, Farsala Trilogy, Septimus Heap, Redwall series, Crown of Stars. Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy (insert number here), Metroid Prime (all), Legend of Zelda (all), Grandia, Lunar 1 and 2, Jak and Daxter (all), Rachet and Clank (all), Beyond Good and Evil (the BEST game no-one ever played), Persona, God of War (all), Legend of Legaia, Disgaea (all), Sly Cooper (all), Dragon Quest VIII, Okami, La Pucelle, Makai Kingdom, Phantom Brave, Rhapsody. Favorite Characters: Bartimaeus, Dilandau, Alphonse, Greed, Grimmjow, Link, Laharl, Vash, Livio, Knives, Zoro, Kaku, Franky, Miranda, Zetta, Captain Quark. Favorite TV Shows: Making Fiends, South Park, Reno 911 (hi-freakin'-larious. Kimble is my favorite), Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Spongebob Squarepants, Invader Zim, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Kenan and Kel, All That (the EARLY episodes before they gutted it and brought it back to life like a violated zombie). Why, look at that! They're all comedies. Ain't that a hoot? Stories: Gaara Gets... - Fluff-filled stories about Gaara catching several different ailments and being cared for by his siblings. One-shots, pretty much. Really cute and sweet. Gaara Discovers...- More fluffy stories involving Gaara discovering things he never knew existed, like holidays and whatnot. Lots of characters are included, more humorous than my Gaara Gets. Still sickeningly sweet, though. Naruto Jeopardy - One-shot not involved with my other Naruto fics that includes Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura being on Jeopardy with Kakashi as the host. Kinda stupid, but really funny. I whipped it up when I had some spare time. Escaflowne Jeopardy - Escaflowne one-shot staring Van, Hitomi, Allen, and Dilandau on the game-show Jeopardy! Short humor fic not connected with my Escaflowne Episodes. Escaflowne Episodes - All the Escaflowne Episodes, taken and totally messed with. My second longest humorous fic series. What can I say? I just love this series so friggin' much! Of COURSE I have to make fun of each and every episode! COMPLETE! Escaflowne the Movie: A Gal In Gaea - As I did with the above episodes, here is the Escaflowne movie, taken and messed with for your humorous enjoyment! Since the movie was so long, it's split into five parts. Turn off the lights, get some popcorn, and enjoy! Cosmo Memory - The only serious fics that I've written to date, they center around Nanaki (or Red XIII, whichever you prefer) and how he met Cloud and the gang. Short and sweet, only three chapters long. Fans of FFVII will like (I hope, anyway). Origami - A simple One Piece one-shot including Luffy trying his hand at origami to make a certain someone happy. Awww! It's so sweet I wanna puke. If Only They Knew - A Bleach one-shot involving Grimmjaw and certain allusions people seem to have of him. Just a different point of view, really. Blood Minus - My newest humor fics in which I take the entire series of Blood+ and do as I did with the Escaflowne fics - create a satirical monster of the show. Enjoy! Eyebrows - A short one-shot about how Miranda from D. Gray Man has no eyebrows. Yeah, I know I'm weird for noticing. So what?! Plus she's awesome. Well, there you go! Now please read, laugh, and enjoy! Oh, and on another note, if anyone's interested, I have a Deviant Art page under the same name: Dilly-Oh. I'm planning on drawing lots of funny comics and chibis there, so check it out if you have some spare time. | |||||||
1. Fool Exorcist » reviewsDon't you wish for Blue Exorcist to be funnier? What are you shaking your heads no for? Of course you do! Get ready to see every episode taken from the popular Anime series and given a comedic face-lift for your amusement! Enjoy! Read and review, please!Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,081 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 2-6-12 - Published: 8-26-11 - Rin O. & Yukio O.2. Wander and the Giants reviewsA re-telling of the epic Playstation 2 video game, Shadow of the Colossus.Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-11 - Complete3. Boiling Point reviewsBecause everyone has one. Even bushy-haired geniuses from Gryffindor. Rated T for potty-mouthing.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-23-09 - Hermione G.4. Street Fighter II: The Gaynimated Movie » reviewsWhat would happen if the same horribly sick fic author who re-wrote Street Fighter Alpha for their own humorous amusement did the same with Street Fighter II The Animated Movie? Again, you're looking at it! Enjoy the Street Fighter movie, re-vamped.Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,143 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-31-09 - Published: 5-27-09 - Complete5. Thunderstorms reviewsA short, funny fic about the aggravations between a certain Saiyan Prince and a beautiful girl genius who grates on his nerves. Why? I don't quite know myself. But if you like Vegeta/Bulma pairing, give it a try. Reviews are welcome, as are insults.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-17-09 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete6. Street Fighter Beta » reviewsWhat would happen if some horribly sick fic author took the plot of Street Fighter Alpha the movie and twisted it with their own evil designs? You're looking at it! Enjoy the movie we all know and love, only grotesquely tweaked with silly humor and jokes.Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-14-09 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete7. Blood Minus Reunion Special reviewsThe pitiful characters from the infamous Blood Minus parodying Blood Plus ficlet come together one last time for a reunion show. Expect lots of swearing, threats, and stupidity involved. Beware!Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete8. Blood Minus » reviewsDidn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 199,670 - Reviews: 749 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 11-7-07 - Complete9. Eyebrows reviewsMiranda finds a friend who can relate. One-shot drabble fic. Read and review, please!D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete10. Escaflowne the Movie: A Gal in Gaea » reviewsEver wondered what you'd get if you mixed the Escaflowne Movie with complete random crap? Well, here's the answer: Escaflowne the Movie, a Gal in Gaea! This fic follows the storyline of the movie, except with tons of hilarious happenings along the way!Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 10-10-07 - Hitomi K. & Van F. - Complete11. Escaflowne Episodes: My Vision of Escaflowne » reviewsAt last, here they are, all 26 Escaflowne Episodes, taken and totally altered for your humorous enjoyment! Hitomi is a normal highschool girl, until she's kidnapped by Van and taken to the crappy world of Gaea! Will she ever escape? Read and review!Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 240,967 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 3-8-05 - Hitomi K. & Van F. - Complete12. Origami reviewsA fluff filled one shot about how Luffy wants to give Nami a flower, if only she'd notice him for a moment. Very cute and fluffy, fans of the pairing enjoy. Read and review, please!One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-9-07 - Luffy & Nami - Complete13. If Only They Knew reviewsA short one shot about how Grimmjow may not be what everyone thinks him to be. Confused? Well, so am I. Enjoy. Read and review, if you like.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-27-07 - Grimmjow J. & Ulquiorra - Complete14. Gaara Discovers April Fools Day reviewsIn the newest 'Gaara Discovers', Gaara must run for his life as he April Fools Kankuro, incurring his wrath! Will he be safe with his friends, or will they cast him out to save themselves? Read and find out! Review, please!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 6-7-07 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete15. Gaara Discovers Easter reviewsUhoh! Tragedy strikes the Sand Siblings as Kankuro get injured and cannot perform his duties as the Easter Bunny! Now Gaara must take his place and hand out candy to the children! Will he survive this horrible excursion or be ripped apart? Review, please!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-6-07 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete16. Gaara Discovers Thanksgiving reviewsIt's a Thanksgiving special as Gaara finds out about his newest holiday! But what happens when he befriends the very turkey his family is planning on eating? Will he save his friend in time? Read and find out! Review, please!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-19-07 - Gaara & Shino A. - Complete17. Gaara Gets Meds reviewsThe newest installment of the 'Gaara Gets' features Gaara trying antidepressants to cure his mental problems. Too bad the pills send him into a jackedup frenzy from which noone is safe! Watch out! Read and review, please!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 3-1-07 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete18. Gaara Discovers Valentines Day reviewsIt's a Valentines special for the 'Gaara Discovers' fics, with Gaara looking high and low for a perfect Valentines gift for Hinata. Even with help from his friends in Konoha, will he find one time? Read and find out! Very fluffy and cute. Read and review!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-4-07 - Gaara & Hinata H. - Complete19. Gaara Discovers Christmas reviewsThe second of the Gaara Discovers fics, in which Gaara is shocked and terrified when he hears word of the sinister 'Santa Claus', who punishes naughty children! Gaara must do all that he can to be put on Santa's nice list and save himself! Review please!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 1-20-07 - Gaara & Hinata H. - Complete20. Naruto Jeopardy! reviewsA short, stupid humor fic including Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke being contestants on the game show Jeopardy! Kakashi fills in for Alex Trebek and must host the accursed excursion. Chaos ensues. Enjoy! Review, please!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-10-07 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Complete21. Cosmo Memory » reviewsA three part ficlet featuring Nanaki or Red XIII, whichever you prefer, and how he was captured by Shinra and then met Cloud and the gang. Short, sweet, and to the point. Fans or Nanaki or FFVII will like, I hope. Read and review, please!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 12-5-06 - Red XIII - Complete22. Gaara Gets Hiccups reviewsThe newest installment of Gaara Gets... is the cutest yet, as Gaara is infected with hiccups and must ask his Konoha friends for their methods of curing them! Will he get rid of them or go crazy first? Read and find out! Review, please!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 11-3-06 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete23. Gaara Gets the Flu reviewsThe next of the 'Gaara Gets Something', full of sweetness and fluff. And sickness, don't forget sickness. So very cute! Enjoy! Read and Review, please!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 10-3-06 - Gaara & Temari - Complete24. Gaara Gets Chickenpox reviewsYet another, short, semisweet ficlet with Gaara getting sick and his siblings caring for him. Review please!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 9-13-06 - Gaara & Temari - Complete25. Gaara Gets A Cold reviewsGaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 79 - Published: 9-1-06 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete26. Escaflowne Jeopardy! reviewsHitomi, Van, and Dilandau are at the mercy of Allen as he forces them to participate in a horrific parody of the present day game show, Jeopardy!Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-28-06 - Hitomi K. & Allen S. - Complete
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