'Hoy! My name is Dilly-Oh, I'm in my early twenties, and I live in the United States (I'm not even saying where, you'll never be able to find it anyway. Waaaay out in the boonies). As you can see, I just LOVE to make fun of stuff. But don't worry. It's not because I don't like it, rather I make fun of everything that I do like. I'm just weird like that. Plus it's a whole lotta fun. I'm also a fan of lots of different Animes, Mangas, Playstation (1,2,3) and Gamecube games, and Fantasy books.
Favorite Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist, Escaflowne, D. Gray Man, Gungrave, One Piece, Bleach, Death Note, Arjuna, FLCL, Outlaw Star, Sailor Moon, Trigun, Gundam Wing, anything Hayao Miyazaki (I LOVE this man), Blood +. Wow, that's quite alot.
Favorite Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun, D. Gray Man, Nausicaa, One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Hellsing, Qwan, Blade of the Immortal, Vagabond, Death Note, Gundam Wing, Magic Knight Rayearth, Akira, Suikoden III.
Favorite Book (series): The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, The Wheel of Time, The Sword of Shannara, Bartimaeus Trilogy, anything by Diana Wynne Jones, Farsala Trilogy, Septimus Heap, Redwall series.
Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy (insert number here), Metroid Prime (all), Legend of Zelda (all), Grandia, Lunar 1 and 2, Jak and Daxter (all 3), Rachet and Clank (all), Beyond Good and Evil (the BEST game no-one ever played), Devil May Cry (all), God of War (all), Legend of Legaia, Disgaea (1 and 2), Sly Cooper (all), Dragon Quest VIII, Okami, La Pucelle, Makai Kingdom, Phantom Brave.
Favorite Characters: Bartimaeus, Dilandau, Alphonse, Envy, Chad, Renji, Ikkaku, Ganju, Hanatarou, Grimmjaw, Link, Laharl, Loz, Vash, Livio, Knives, Zoro, Kaku, Franky, Gaara, Rock Lee, L, Mello, Near, Kanda, Reever, Miranda, Zetta, Captain Quark.
Favorite TV Shows: Making Fiends, South Park, Reno 911 (hi-freakin'-larious. Kimble is my favorite), Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Spongebob Squarepants, Invader Zim, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Kenan and Kel, All That (the EARLY episodes before they gutted it and brought it back to life like a violated zombie). Why, look at that! They're all comedies. Ain't that a hoot?
Stories:
Ragnorak - Old, kinda crappy humor stories I wrote years ago when FFVIII came out and was the shiz-nit. Some of my first attempts at humor writing (I'm much better at it now, thank goodness). A few chapters based off Kenan and Kel episodes I saw when I was younger (that was the best show ever!) Selfie-centric, as she's my all-time favorite character of that game.Quistis, too.
Gaara Gets... - Fluff-filled stories about Gaara catching several different ailments and being cared for by his siblings. One-shots, pretty much. Really cute and sweet. Here they are in order; Gaara Gets...Cold, Chickenpox, Flu, Hiccups, Meds, Allergies.
Gaara Discovers...- More fluffy stories involving Gaara discovering things he never knew existed, like holidays and whatnot. Lots of characters are included, more humorous than my Gaara Gets. Still sickeningly sweet, though. Here is their order; Gaara Discovers...Halloween, Christmas, Valentines Day, Thanksgiving, Easter, Birthdays, April Fools Day, St. Patrick's Day, Fourth of July, New Years Eve.
Gaara Goes To... - A new Gaara series in which he departs to different places and experiences different...experiences with his loyal sand siblings. Still humorous one-shots that will most probably include all the other genin from Konoha. Sadly, these fics have been put to sleep, as my all-powerful 'mojo' well has run dry for them. My apologies. Bow.
Naruto Jeopardy - One-shot not involved with my other Naruto fics that includes Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura being on Jeopardy with Kakashi as the host. Kinda stupid, but really funny. I whipped it up when I had some spare time.
Escaflowne Jeopardy - Escaflowne one-shot staring Van, Hitomi, Allen, and Dilandau on the game-show Jeopardy! Short humor fic not connected with my Escaflowne Episodes.
Escaflowne Episodes - All the Escaflowne Episodes, taken and totally messed with. My most updated and humorous of all my fics. Constantly updated, and quite lengthy. What can I say? I just love this series so friggin' much! Of COURSE I have to make fun of each and every episode! COMPLETE!
Escaflowne the Movie: A Gal In Gaea - As I did with the above episodes, here is the Escaflowne movie, taken and messed with for your humorous enjoyment! Since the movie was so long, it's split into five parts. Turn off the lights, get some popcorn, and enjoy!
Cosmo Memory - The only serious fics that I've written to date, they center around Nanaki (or Red XIII, whichever you prefer) and how he met Cloud and the gang. Short and sweet, only three chapters long. Fans of FFVII will like (I hope, anyway).
Origami - A simple One Piece one-shot including Luffy trying his hand at origami to make a certain someone happy. Awww! It's so sweet I wanna puke.
If Only They Knew - A Bleach one-shot involving Grimmjaw and certain allusions people seem to have of him. Just a different point of view, really.
Deleted Scenes From Tales of Symphonia - You guys should know the drill by now. I take a much-loved, serious story, and totally eff it up with random humor and silliness. I know, I'm sick. And you love it. Only five chapters long, complete.
Blood Minus - My newest humor fics in which I take the entire series of Blood+ and do as I did with the Escaflowne fics - create a satirical monster of the show. Might take me a while to complete, new episodes up about every week, if I'm lucky.
Eyebrows - A short one-shot about how Miranda from D. Gray Man has no eyebrows. Yeah, I know I'm weird for noticing. So what?! Plus she's awesome.
Well, there you go! Now please read, laugh, and enjoy!
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