| Monkeywand |
Author has written 40 stories for Smallville, Ghost Whisperer, Law and Order: SVU, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Castle, and Stargate: SG-1. Heya to all the randoms out there... Things to know about me: Random Television Quotes: Rick Castle: [To Kate] Most people come up against a wall, they give up. Not you. You don't let go. You don't back down. That's what makes you extraordinary. Kate Beckett: It's not your fight. Kate Beckett: [To Castle] Why is it that what attracts you to a person, always ends up being the thing that just drives you crazy? I just wish that -- I wish that I had someone who would be there for me, and I could be there for him, and we could just dive into it together. Rick Castle: [To Kate] We kiss, and the we never talk about it. We nearly die, frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so I got no clue what we are. I know I don't want to see you throw your life away. Kate Beckett: There is no victory, there are only battles. And in the end, the best you can hope for is to find a place to make your stand. And if you're very lucky, you find someone will to stand by you. Kate Beckett: How am I even supposed to trust anything that you say? Aaron Hotchner: [Final monologue] Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what's happened that day. Sometimes you do everything right, everything exactly right, and still you feel like you failed. Emily Prentiss: You don't choose who you fall in love with. Spencer Reid: I know what it's like to be afraid of your own mind. Jason Gideon: In this line of work, I was afraid I would lose the ability to trust, but I've realized I can't really look at anyone, without seeing their death. And as bad as losing faith in humanity seems, losing your faith in happy endings is much worse. Penelope Garcia: I want to see the good in people. I choose to see the good in people. Jennifer Jareau: [Talking about mothers] They're not supposed to be the cause of you pain. They're supposed to make it go away. They're supposed to hold you and tell you everything's gonna be all right. They're supposed to tell you that thunder is Angels bowling, that it's okay to be afraid of the dark, that it's not silly to think there might be monsters in your closer, and that it's okay if you want t climb in bed with them just this once. 'cause it's there in the room all alone. [Pause] They're supposed to say it's okay to be afraid, and not to be the thing you're afraid of. But most importantly, they're supposed to love you, no matter what. Jennifer Jareau: [To Billie Flynn about Ellie] You can choose teaching her that, yes, there are monsters, and it's okay to be afraid of them. It's not okay to let them win, and it's not okay to be one. Jennifer Jareau: I'm thankful for my years spent with this family. For everything we've shared. Every chance we had to grow. I'll take the best of them with me. And lead by their example wherever I go. A friend told me to be honest with you, so hear it goes. This isn't what I want, but I'll take the high road. Maybe it's because I look at everything as a lesson. Or because I don't wanna walk around angry. Or maybe it's because I finally understand. There are things we don't wanna happen but have to accept. Things we don't wanna know but have to learn. And people we can't live without but have to let go. Penelope Garcia: [Voicemail] Hey, it's me. Hotch asked me to try all your numbers and I have this in an old listing. And you probably don't even use it anymore, but if it is you and you're out there, come home. Please. [Pause] God, Emilly, what did you think? That we would just let you walk out of our lives? I am so furious at you right now. Then I think of how sacred you must be, in that dark place, all alone. But you're not alone, okay? You are not alone. We are in that dark place with you. We're waving flashlights and calling your name, so if you can see us, come home. [Emily starts crying] But if you can't then, then you stay alive, 'cause we're coming. [Call ends] Ashley Seaver: Sometimes we do everything right and we still lose. Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Rule 51 - Sometimes, you're wrong. Olivia Benson: We blame all kinds of people for creating monsters. Why not ourselves? Camille Walters: [To Olivia] I'm nobody. Who are you? Are you nobody, too? Chloe Sullivan: [To Clark] There are people out there who want to help you fight the good fight and you need to let them in... Because even heroes need to be saved. Lana Lang: [To Clark whilst under the influence of Red Kryptonite] If life doesn't make you crazy, then why bother living it? Helen Magnus: Do you remember when you were small? You used to come into my room in the middle of the night. You'd crawl into my arms and you'd say, "Mummy, I’m afraid." Ashley, I’m afraid. Helen Magnus: You know, I hate the term happy. Like it's the be-all, end-all of life. Like if we don't achieve perfect happiness we somehow failed. Helen Magnus: We all have the impulse for violence; the true measure of a species, indeed, of a person, is in our restraint. John Crichton: I'm tired. What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do when there's no fight left? H.G. Wells: How do you say goodbye to the one person who knows you better than anyone else? Sam Winchester: It can be nice, living in a dream world. It can be great, I know that. And you can hide and you can pretend all the crap out there doesn't exist. But you can't do it forever because eventually whatever it is you're running from, it'll find you. It'll come along and it'll punch you in the gut. And then, then you gotta wake up. Because if you don't, then trying to keep that dream alive will destroy you. It'll destroy everything. Famous Quotes I'm 98 stupid and 2 crazy... or is it the other way around...? My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems... "'I'm here, I'm here.' And, sometimes that's all you can say. Sometimes that's all the comfort you have to offer and all you can expect." - Anita Blake, Bullet "I believed in love, but I believed in evil, too. Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more." - Anita Blake, Cerulean Sins "Sometimes you fight what you are, and sometimes you give into it. And some night you just don't want to fight yourself anymore, so you pick someone else to fight." - Anita Blake, Incubus Dreams "There's always going to be bad stuff out there. But here's the amazing thing-- Light trumps darkness, everytime. You stick a candle into the dark, but can't stick the dark into the light." - Jodi Picoult, Change Of Heart "One of the hardest things in life is watching the one you love, love someone else." - Unknown "There’s a point in life when you get tired of chasing everyone and trying to fix everything, but it’s not giving up. It’s realizing that you don’t need certain people and their crap." - Unknown "There comes a time in your life when you walk away from all the drama and people who created it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, pray for the one who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living." - Unknown From Criminal Minds "It has been said that time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting it's sanity, covers them with scar tissue, and the pain lessens, but it is never gone." - Rose Kennedy "Superman is, after all, an alien life form. He's simply the acceptable face of invading realities." - Clive Barker "The noir is a knight in blood-caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time." - Frank Miller "Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Terry Pratchett "Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." - Stephen King "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche "Hope is the worst of the evils, for it prolongs the torment of man." - Friedrich Nietzsche I think that's enough randomness from me... | |||||||||
1. Together As One - Stargate:SG1 Version reviewsHe can't get over how right it feels for her to be in his arms. He wishes they could stay that way forever, in their own little bubble, away from the rest of the world. Just a little fluff piece. One-Shot. Stargate:SG1 version.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-23-13 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete2. Together As One - Castle Version reviewsHe can't get over how right it feels for her to be in his arms. He wishes they could stay that way forever, in their own little bubble, away from the rest of the world. Just a little fluff piece. One-Shot. Castle version.Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-13 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete3. Do They Know It's Christmas reviewsEmily disappears with a secret right before Christmas. JJ makes up her mind to find the woman she loves and find out exactly what she is hiding. One shot. JJEmily with the team thrown in.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-24-12 - Jennifer J./JJ & E. Prentiss - Complete4. Welcome To The Hodgepodge Family, Kitten reviewsJack's got a new pet. See how his kitten reacts to meeting it's new family. One-shot. Jack-centric.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-7-12 - Jack H. - Complete5. Maid Of Naughty reviewsDave blinks. He wonders if so drunk that he's imaging things. Was his straight-as-an-arrow, apart from the fact he was in love with a guy, by-the-book lover dressed up in a maid outfit? One-shot. Smut. Rated M. Hotch/RossiCriminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-17-12 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete6. Safe In My Arms reviewsHow do you say goodbye to the one you love? How do you tell your child that their father's not coming back? One-shot. Kate's POV.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-13-12 - Kate B. - Complete7. An Explosion Of Glitter reviewsWhat happens when you leave Reid in charge of a four-year-old Henry? Mess of course! One-Shot. Reid/JJ with a little Henry thrown into the mix.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-19-11 - S. Reid & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete8. Life Hangs On » reviews"He refuses to look back, knowing she'd made her decision, and now he was making his." What if Castle had left after Kate had told him it was over? Multi-chapt.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-21-11 - Published: 11-2-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete9. Numb reviews"You can't believe it. It's not true. You don't want to believe it. You've become so numb..." Warning: Contains character death. One-shot.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-12-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete10. Kiss Me Slowly reviews"When the time comes, baby don't run, just kiss me slowly." What happens when Castle sings in a bar and Kate's there? One-shot. Song Fic.Castle - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-11 - Rick C. & Kate B. - Complete11. Family reviews"Other things may change us, but we start and end with family." Aaron spends the night/morning with his family. Contains a little m-slash. Established Hotch/Rossi. One-shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-28-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete12. Crutch Of A Broken Man reviewsThere were a lot of things he never meant to do. He never wanted any of this to happen. He never wanted to use drugs as a crutch. One-shot. Set after 2x15 Revelations.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-11 - S. Reid - Complete13. Words To Change Forever » reviewsWhat happens when one utters a few words that will change forever? How will the other react? Morgan/Emily. Originally was a two-shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-4-11 - Published: 6-28-11 - D. Morgan & E. Prentiss - Complete14. Ice Cream Social reviewsStrauss wants ice cream. What happens when Reid decides to take all the ice cream? Crackfic. No pairings. One-shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-27-11 - S. Reid & Erin S. - Complete15. Sinatra In A Bar reviewsWhat happens when JJ is coerced into a bar where Rossi is singing? One-shot. Song-fic.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-13-11 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete16. Comforting The Sick reviewsWhat happens when Castle finds out Kate's at home sick? Fluffy one-shot.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-28-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete17. Rooftop Surprise reviewsIt's midnight and Kate's stuck at the precinct doing paperwork. Castle has a surprise for her. What is it? One-shot. Beckett/Castle.Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-11 - Kate B. & Rick C. - Complete18. In The City Of Light reviewsShe'd never been this nervous before. What makes tonight so different? Maybe it has something to do with a certain raven-haired agent who was supposed to be dead. One-shot. JJ/Emily.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-24-11 - Jennifer J./JJ & E. Prentiss - Complete19. Love Forever Goodbye reviewsA beginning with your lover can turn into a day without. Different style of writing. One-shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-23-11 - E. Prentiss & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete20. S'more Good Times reviewsMorgan flashes a wicked grin and holds up a bottle of oil. "So, who's up for a massage?" Hotch, Rossi and Morgan show the Hotchateers a good time... One-shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-11 - Complete21. Hotchness Shenanigans reviewsWhat happens when Hotch rocks up on you doorstep, dripping and wet? One-shot. Your POV.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-20-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete22. Broken Inside reviewsAs she waits for JJ to wake from her coma, Emily realizes how much she really loves JJ. Emily's POV. One-Shot. Song Fic.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-5-11 - E. Prentiss & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete23. Jack's Resolution reviewsHotch has to work New Year's Eve, much to Jack dismay. But someone decides to change that. No pairing. One-Shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-30-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete24. Happy Together reviewsNever would she have thought she'd be married to Elliot Stabler with three kids. Light-hearted fluffy fic. One-Shot. Established EO.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-11 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete25. In The Still Of The Night reviewsHotch and Emily spend a semi-romantic night together with a little help from Jack... Written for NCIS-fan-cecy. One shot. Hotch/Emily.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete26. Princess Prentiss and the Packet of Pastilles reviewsEmily's lost her pastilles, then Reid shows up. Will he share? It's up to Morgan to ensure Emily gets her fruit pastilles. One-shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-10 - E. Prentiss - Complete27. Baby Girl Come Back reviews"You, Derek Morgan, are an idiot." Morgan's really messed up this time. Has he really ruined it between him and Garcia? One-ShotCriminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-17-10 - D. Morgan - Complete28. Smile reviewsHe's planned a special night for her. Involves one David Rossi singing. Song Fic. One-shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-29-10 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete29. Brave reviews"I can't be afraid, 'Cause it's my turn to be brave." Reid remembers the BAU... and JJ. Now it's time to be brave and tell her. Song Fic. One-Shot. Reid/JJ.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-25-10 - S. Reid & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete30. I Just Want You To Know Who I Am reviewsHe asks her to dance. Short and sweet. Song Fic. One-Shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete31. Justice reviewsA heavily pregnant Olivia is pulled over for speeding but gets more than what she expects. "Not pat, she thinks. What he was doing was almost abuse." Happy ending, I promise. One-Shot. Established EO.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-10 - O. Benson - Complete32. I Love You, Daddy reviewsShe hugs him tightly, afraid to let go, but manages to look at his face all the same. Two pairs of clear blue eyes meet each other, both filled with love. "I missed you, daddy," she says, tears trickling down her face. Kelly misses her father. One-Shot.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-25-10 - Kelly G. - Complete33. Murdered Emma reviewsMy name is Emma, And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murdered me. Semi-case Fic. Inspired by a poem. Rated T for the topic. No pairings. One-ShotLaw and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-14-10 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete34. Come On, Get Higher reviewsTony knows Kate will always have a place in his heart. He just needs a little reminder sometimes. Tate. One Shot. SongFic.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-16-09 - Tony D. & Kate T. - Complete35. Why Do I Love You? reviewsSong Fic. Elliot realizes he hates Olivia, yet, at the same time, is so in love with her. One-shot, EO.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete36. Hauntings » reviewsTwo ghosts need Melinda's help to stop a killer from killing again. But what is it about the way he kills so twisted?Ghost Whisperer - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 4-11-09 - Complete37. Hopelessly Romantic reviewsJim treats Melinda to a romantic night in that leads to more than just dinner... Set before they are married. One-shot fic. JimelGhost Whisperer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-27-09 - Complete38. Twin Trouble » reviewsA ghost or two causes trouble for Melinda in more ways then one... Jim/MelGhost Whisperer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-19-08 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete39. Vindicated reviewsSong Fic. Lana's memories of her and Clark- both good and bad. Lana's POV.Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-08 - Lana L. & Clark K. - Complete40. A Horny Problem Solved reviewsClark has a horny problem that only Lois can solve. Rated M for language and graphic detail. OneShot CloisSmallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-30-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete