Greetings! I am known as The Cuza, or just simply Cuza. I'm one of those kids who is always referred to by his last name. (Which is Cuza, in case you haven't figured it out already.)

I'm 16 years old, and I live in Newfoundland, Canada. I'm a fat, lazy bastard, and I like that just fine. If you start to get mad that I'm not updating my fics, keep in mind that I am indeed a fat, lazy bastard, and will get to it eventually.

I go to YTMND.com a lot, so my fics will contain plenty of YTMND references. If you want my stories to be funnier, I suggest you bone up on your YTMND fads (Also cocks.).

I consider myself a funny person, so basically I'm only writing comedy stories. Not to say that they won't have a plot, it's just that they'll be funny. If you came here looking for emo crap, or romance, or something else like that, you're out of luck. Unless I make fun of it. Which I will. Especially the emo one, but if you've read Paper Wario, you'd know that.

On the subject of comedy, I hope to be a comedian one day, to the disappointment of my mother, who prays with all her heart that I'll choose to be a doctor instead. That's the reason I don't have Trauma Center. She'd never let me play anything else if she knew it existed.

Well, that's pretty much all I have to say about myself. Enjoy my stories, and keep reviewing!