name:suse

age:20(in like a month)

nickname:hehe...i can't remember them all...Lisa calls me the 'psycho bitch from hell'...long story

notes:im not a very nice person...my mommy never taught me to play nice...we play to have fun and when people get hurt its a blast...

more notes on me:im bi...so please dont be homophobic about any of my stories...homophobia mostly comes from people who aren't loved so they're jealous of anyone else getting affection...also...its from those who are also scared to come out b/c they don't wanna be shunned...yaoi is my major writing...

even more notes:my little sister deserves love so um...yea...nejisangel69 is her name she has a story 'In the life of Ryou Bakura' she'll have a Naruto one out soon i proofread it so keep ur eyes peeled for that...i love my little sissy...she keeps me insane...

IM A PRETTY PURPLE MONKEY AND I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!(IF NOBODY ELSE BEATS ME TO IT...)

WELL...IF I EVER MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT DOG COLLARS AND FANS...RUN AWAY...DON'T BELIEVE ME?ASK MY LITTLE SISTER ABOUT THOSE SORTS OF IDEAS I HAVE! SHE WITNESSED IT AND ALMOST GOT TO WITNESS IT AGAIN...

quit pondering on 'what-if's'...if u dont do it you'll be left wondering what it was like

If life gives you lemons...squeeze them into someones eyes...

"That made me all tingly in my happy regions." cant remember where i found it...might've been here...if u see it let me know please?...hehe...thought it was funny...

When someone stares at you for long periods of time it means they're either planning your demise or... well, planning your demise in another way.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I got this off of The Valkyrie's site...you should really check out the stories on it...

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."

He returns her gaze. "Anything ?"

"Anything."

His voice softens. "Anything?"

"ANYTHING."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"

FAKE FRIENDS: NEVER ASK FOR FOOD

REAL FRIENDS: ARE THE REASON YOU HAVE NO FOOD

FAKE FRIENDS: BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG

REAL FRIENDS: WOULD BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING "DAMN!WE FUCKED UP!BUT THAT SHIT WAS FUN

FAKE FRIENDS: BORROW YOUR STUFF FOR A FEW DAYS AND THEN GIVE IT BACK

REAL FRIENDS: KEEP YOUR SHIT SO LONG THEY FORGET ITS YOURS

FAKE FRIENDS: KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT YOU

REAL FRIENDS: COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOU WITH DIRECT QUOTES ABOUT YOU

FAKE FRIENDS: ARE FOR A WHILE

REAL FRIENDS: ARE FOREVER

FAKE FRIENDS: WILL TAKE YOUR DRINK AWAY WHEN THEY THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH

REAL FRIENDS: WILL LOOK AT YOU STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SAY "BITCH, DRINK THE REST OF THAT! YOU KNOW WE DON'T WASTE!"

FAKE FRIENDS: WILL TALK SHIT TO THE PERSON WHO TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU

REAL FRIENDS: WILL KNOCK THEM THE FUCK OUT

IF YOU'VE GOT A GREAT FRIEND, REPOST THIS!!

The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

i have 2 new stories...the problem is...i just started college and i dont have time...

my greatest wish; to have a fanfic written for me for my birthday...that would be awesome but noone loves me...pouts

For those of you following 'Kai's WHAT!?', im in a rough patch of writers block and im almost always working so i never really have time for it...