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Author has written 15 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Azumanga Daioh, Mai HiME, Metal Gear, Dynasty Warriors, Tekken, Guilty Gear, Soul Calibur, Final Fantasy XII, Samurai Warriors, and Super Smash Brothers. Gurk. 18 years old, stuck in a rather oppressive college reminiscent of the Soviet Union during Stalin's goddamn PURGES. If I even update, consider it a MIRACLE. Right. Anyways... I usually don't end up liking all the characters. You're free to like whoever, but don't bash people because they like someone else, that's just retarded. I'll only say I don't like a character (with strong language also included in the same sentence) but if I happen to offend you, sorry but I feel like that, k? At least I don't actively go around making anti-character clubs, that's a complete waste of fucking time. You wanna know what pairs I like, PM kthx. I have recently discovered that I like traps :I. Especially KOF's Shion. Oh sweet jesus my panties. That and oh my god Tekken 6's Leo? HNNNNNNG DO WANT. Guilty Gear added: 9th March 07 Fave series (just games, really): FF: VII, IX, X(-2), XII: Final Fantasy is a staple of mine. Been playing this series since I was a wee one. Too bad I had the misfortune to play VIII. ATROCIOUS OMG. IX is just as bad; though its saving grace was solely General Beatrix (yes I KNOW she pwns the party 3 times over the duration of the game but she's that frigging badass STFU...then Steiner comes in and then she starts to suck. I can remedy that. With a RAIL GUN.) X was alright, though Tidus was sorely tempting me to decapitate the feck. "WOULD YOU STOP WHINING AND KILL THINGS ALREADY?!" was the most frequent cry of mine at the game, though the ending made me very happy, and the entire game of X-2 save for the perfect ending was just as fun (despite story failing, but gameplay was awesome). XII and VII are my favourites, no doubt. The cast of characters are of a better quality than the other lot. Tekken: Also been playing this since I was a wee one. I've played pretty much all of them, and I reckon 2 is my favourite and not just for ol' Kunimitsu (Namco fails for not getting her back, though I really am not expecting her to return anyway). After 3 the series storyline was kind of starting to fail, so I'm not really fanficcing anything of it now anymore. Dynasty and Samurai Warriors: Damn you KOEI and making this so addictive. And fecking educational for the most part. I wouldn't have cared about the Sengoku or the 3Kingdom periods otherwise. The series I'm attached to most is DW, having played it since 3, though with 6 I'm sorely tempted to give DW the middle finger salute altogether. No one drops my absolute favourite character and expects me to get the game anyway. If Ina goes the same way in SW, there will be murder. Guilty Gear: This series is so mad, I love it. Some really original character designs as well as the characters themselves. Currently wondering where the hell most of my favourites have gone in GG2: Overture. EDIT: LOL NOWHERE TO BE SEEN FUCK THAT GAME. Soul Calibur: Curses, I wish I got into this series sooner. There'd be more TakiSophitia shizzle if I had. Oh well. SC is so anachronistic it makes me cry (the Westerners designs at least. Raphael looks more like 18th century, and of course the Alexandra sisters are still raving pagans when they should really be Orthodox Christian or something) but it's still awesome. I'm quite irked that Namco just decided to marry Sophitia off at the end of SC1, because it came out of nowhere. Or they just hate the fans: Virtua Fighter: Despite the lack of a really GOOD storyline, VF has some nice innocent characters to feck around with in terms of backstory until Sega can actually come up with something decent. J6 could do with some real malevolent faces in it. Though I suppose, if you think about the small amount of story TOO much, it does become substantial I guess. Except Pai Chan, she doesn't deserve the most story out of all the characters. Metal Gear Solid: Can't really play this but MY GOD THE STORY. YAY. It's so epic, and pure win. Super Smash Bros: (this series makes me wanna be a total Nintentard, too bad I'm too poor for a Wii) Played each game despite never owning a Nintendo console personally! Samus player here, found out Zero Suit fits my style a lot better. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: (GOD DAMN YOU SERIES.) I... I love this so much. Too bad AJ kinda shot IT ALL TO HELL LOL. The redeeming part of AJ is Lamiroir and Thalassa Gramarye. Mmmm. The series is all kinds of fun. I watched too many parodies as well so it's kind of cemented in the back of my brain, hanging out with Soul Calibur and FF yo. Left 4 Dead: (NEW!!) This game, is the best game ever. OKAY MAYBE /NOT/ but holy hell it is very addictive and great fun to play with friends. They're all win, Survivor or Infected. King of Fighters: (NEWW!!) Right so I'm late to this party and I'm stubborn so I'm clinging to KOFXI, screw XII unless they magically put Jenet in it. FANFICTION (complete and incomplete) Aeris Can't Handle Pink Materia: The first ever fanfic. And how weird it is. 1. a)Helpless: A serious Sakaki/Yomi fic, has character death (no worries, it's not an important one 8D). Gift of the Gods: Soul Calibur fanfic. Based very loosely (so loose it'd fall off) on the plot of Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte. Taki's jealous of Sophitia so she strikes up a relationship with Cassandra and runs off to Japan. Most of the fic is Sophitia chasing them with hangers on coming into the fic and latching onto either side. Pairings are mostly TakiCassandra, with kind-of-not-really KilikXianghua, hints of SiegfriedSophitia, SiegfriedSeongMina, TakiSophitia and some KilikCassandra (oo, scandal) on the side. PAIRINGS EVERYWHERE. There's even classical Greek deities cameoing all over the place. THE LIIIIIIIIIINE: FF crossover. Fran/Kimahri. The FFXII lot discover that Rozzaria actually does not exist, and is instead a border into the other FF worlds. Cue hell breaking loose and hilarity ensuing. Other series will cross over into it every so often. Expect to see Soul Calibur, Guilty Gear, Metal Gear Solid, Assassin's Creed, in fact any game series you can think of will probably appear. Super Smash Bros: The Cursed Sword: NEWCOMERS SOUL CALIBUR (only a few of them actually) plus Dante get involved in the world of Smash. The two hands get owned by a new and harder boss, who's roped in Vergil and Nightmare among the usual baddie crew of Ninty. Something like that. Sophitia ends up with Samus and falls in love, not actually realising Samus is female. Bless. Dante and Taki are a duo, and she absolutely hates the charming little bugger, at the start at least. Mahahah. Soul Calibur and Edge play a big part in the story too. IN THE PLANNING: Unnamed VF fic: My excuse for this is to write Sarah/Aoi because it doesn't exist. OK, I know lack of plot does it no favours, but this means fans can fill gaps in! D: Well anyways, I've got the basic plot sorta planned out mentally. MIGHT JUST WRITE THIS WATCH THIS SPACE PLZ. The plot is that Jacky and Sarah decide to take out J6, since they're getting ambushed frequently and still attempting to kidnap Sarah. They acquire some hangers-on, one in particular is Aoi Umenokouji. Vanessa and Aoi are both vying for Sarah's (at first lack of) attention, but Jacky likes Vanessa, but she couldn't really give a toss about him; so Van and Aoi are waging a secret battle between each other for Sarah. tentative KOF fic: Shion/Jenet. I don't even. After the eleventh tournament, people are bewildered as to wtf has happened THIS time. Shion finds himself hurled out of the dimensional gate he was dragged through by Magaki, right into the crowd. Jenet takes a liking to him and uses him in a ploy to get herself some more cash. Such exploitation has its downsides, as the two will find out. WILL BE ROMANTIC AND JENET ISN'T ALL A BITCH she's just a bit dumb, that's all. | |||||||||
1. International Relations reviewsApologies for the horribly generic title. One-shot, based on existing relationship and Leo being a male. Rated M for adult content. Leo visits his beloved in tiny Monaco for what he thinks is a normal visit. Lili has ideas of her own, however...Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-4-09 - Leo & Lili R. - Complete2. Smash Bros: The Cursed Sword » reviewsNew challengers enter, but so does a new, bigger threat! Amidst the ensuing chaos of magic, souls, swords, demons and the Boss, love still prevails, amazingly. SC, DMC crossover, yuri. SamuSophitia, some SnakeZelda, TakiDante hints.Crossover - Soul Calibur & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,063 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 5-15-08 - Sophitia & Samus A.3. Sexual Healing reviewsMuahaha. Wishful thinking on my part after I heard a certain special interaction with Okuni in SW2. Ina ends up at the gates of Izumo. Okuni duly takes her in... Yuri, kind of AU? InaOkuni. It's not a songfic thank god .Samurai Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-18-08 - Ina & Okuni - Complete4. Dropped! reviewsThe 7 DW characters who have been dropped from the main installations of Dynasty Warriors get together to vent about it. Mild yuri and yaoi undertones and language. Sort of AU I guess.Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-6-07 - Complete5. Lineage » reviewsSequel to Helpless. AUish, SakakiYomi. ON HIATUS! Sporadic Updates! Oh My!Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 1-12-076. Gift of the Gods » reviewsTaki and Cassandra are dating. Sophitia's jealous. When the two lovebirds elope as according to Taki's plan to get back at Sophitia for marrying Rothion, Hephaestus decides to make things interesting. AUish, yuri. TakiCassandra, more pairs later.Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,833 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 7-6-07 - Published: 4-29-07 - Taki & Cassandra - Complete7. The LIIIIIIIIINE » reviewsCrossover with mostly X2, VII, and the odd cameo from other game series. The XII crew discover a game boundary, crossing it and ending up in Spira. Fran falls in love with Kimahri, hell breaks loose and hilarity ensues. Balthier gets some bitches too!Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-30-078. I Have Jam In My Hair » reviewsMillia hates people assuming the other meaning. This is a crack fic that is just pure random. A cosy Italian holiday home is gonna get rocked by some rowdy fighters with too much wine in them. Rated T, but will most likely go up later. Some shoujoaiyuri.Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-21-07 - Published: 3-26-079. Zhu Rong, Empress? » reviewsZhu Rong takes over Luo Yang and sets out to quell the chaos. Or just get laid by all the hot guys and girls she wants. Except the 2 Qiaos. Ew, lolicon. This is extremely random. So random it might hurt a bit. :DDynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-22-07 - Published: 11-26-0610. New Love reviewsYue Ying contemplates life without her husband paying her any loving attention and the new feelings she has for Xing Cai. Shoujo ai YYXCDynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-07 - Complete11. More Than Meets The Eye » reviewsMichelle Chang's first KOIFT tournament. Out to avenge her father, she gets sidetracked by things beyond her control. Love, friends, the odd fight here n' there. All in a regular tournament, right? Kunimitsu would like to think otherwise. AUish, set in T1Tekken - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-30-07 - Published: 12-16-0612. MGA2 and Sugar Really Don't Mix reviewsUm... never play that game while high on sugar. I'm dead serious, you start hallucinating a lot. This particular event involves the Joy and Venus. Read for more wrongness.Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete13. Helpless » reviewsAU after Yomi comes back from Hokkaido. A budding relationship is abruptly halted when an unforeseen event happens. Will have some violence in it, and OOCness. SakakiYomi. Onesided KaguraYomi and TomoYomi. COMPLEEETEAzumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,964 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 8-14-06 - Complete14. I'm WHAT? reviewsShizNat oneoff of sillyness. Written for Hoppychan and based of a picture that I drew, which she liked. Shizuru and Natsuki pay a visit to the doctor's....Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-1-06 - Complete15. Aeris Can't Handle Pink Materia » reviewsRikku turns Aeris into a man using pink materia. Now Rikku's screwed up the other FF worlds too and Yuna has serious PMS problems. TECHNICAL SHOUJOAI AerisTifa SephBeatrix. First fic undergoing a rewrite.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 4-26-05 - Aerith G. & Tifa L. - Complete
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